Lemon President For Life
Lemon makes websites and he hosts this podcast. He could tell you more about himself, and maybe he will, but let's talk about you for a minute. How are you? Are you comfortable? Do you need something to drink?
Favorite Episodes:
Lemon appears in:
- The Lifeless Eyes of Sexual Purgatory
- I ❤️ Hamish
- The Short Stories of Shortstory1
- Bangin' On The Telephone
- We Found The Stupid Questions!
- Confessions In The Raw
- I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???
- Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
- Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes
- Travel Morons
- The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right
- Check This Shift Out
- I Am The Light In The Dork
- w[ai]fu
- No Poo For My Real Friends
- This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex
- These Spells Don't Work
- The Whole Thing Comes Right Off
- Fantasy Writers on Reddit
- Your Winning Lottery Numbers
- Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
- Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots
- Confessions of a Bubble Slut
- MedBed: The Bed That Treats
- No Gods, Yes Masters
- Pee Fans
- The Angry Apple Nerd
- What Is The Meaning of Song?
- Good Reads for Bad Needs
- Let's Pollute The Planet!
- The Gospel of Digimon
- Unpopular Opinions? On Reddit!?
- The Worst Creepypastas
- Escape From Garbage Day | Part 1
- Escape From Garbage Day | Part 2
- Escape From Garbage Day | Part 3
- Escape From Garbage Day | Part 4
- Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator
- The Secrets of Infinite Energy
- Brought To You By Magic Spoon
- This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging
- Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE
- Loohan vs The Lizartarians
- Hopscotch Goblin
- I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked
- Destroy Weak Men
- Not Even Once-ler
- Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!
- Let's Do The Time Loaf Again
- The Bimboification of The F Plus
- Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!
- Here Come Da Advicinators
- A Permanent Predilection
- Night of the Blood Sorceress
- All My Starchildren
- It's Time For Erotic Poetry
- Fighting Over Nothing
- Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier
- Dragons On Usenet
- This One Is For My Gull Girls
- Boobs In Raingear
- We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship
- Hail Britannica
- The Similar Worlds Project
- Erotic Stories of Mind Control
- Do Not Summon Beelzebub
- That Hyperboard Over Thair
- How To Get Fat
- Thisepisodeis Verycrazy
- Meet, Fight, Jizz.
- Keeping Cantel Moist
- Root Beer Advocates
- Lucid Dreaming For Horny Reasons
- Everyone Here Is On Ayahuasca
- Afterskin
- Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
- Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 1-6)
- Garbage Day 2020 (hours 7-12)
- Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 19-24)
- Living In A Vacuum
- Hungry Like The Sasquatch
- Planet Horny
- Doing The Robot
- Wyt & Wyttycysm & Wytchcraft
- Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?
- Everything But The Sex Stories
- The Rites of Price: Amazon Edition
- You Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue
- Hypothetically This Is An Episode
- Carne Idiota
- Butter Business Bureau
- I'm Not Touching You
- Do The Dishes, Charles
- The F Plus Praises!
- Clips 4 Bake Sale
- BBB BBB BBB Bind.
- wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 2
- Wookiee Ookiee Ookiee
- Sticky! Icky! Icky!
- My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
- A Representative Sample Of Fetlife
- Too Many Pumps
- The Suicide Banquet
- Failure Is The Only Option
- I Am The Goddess Of Salvia
- Big Gay, Little Gay
- Is It Edible?
- D'Deer In The Head'dlights
- We ❤️ Hearts
- You Get Wet
- The Waste From The Mothership
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 1-6)
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 7-12)
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 13-18)
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 19-24)
- DIY Junk Machines
- Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
- Stuffed Full Of Fantasy
- Lavender Scissors Overlord
- Giving You Tingles
- Aliens & Autism
- SWORDS!!!
- A Role In The Sack
- Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference
- Problematic Sex Toys
- Stumped!
- F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1
- F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2
- Hi Reddit, I'm On Drugs Right Now
- Smashed Words
- May I Propose Prepuce?
- The Rites of Price
- Shorn To Secrecy
- Topix Not Worth Discussing
- Our First And Only Vore Episode
- The Politics of Bimboland
- Nice Guys Finish Last
- Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam
- I Want That Inside Me
- For A Better Slearth
- Masters of Bating
- Garbage Day (Hours 1 - 6)
- Garbage Day (Hours 7 - 12)
- Garbage Day (Hours 13 - 18)
- Garbage Day (Hours 19 - 24)
- It's Trichy!
- My First Time (Lying On A Website)
- im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
- Plane Crazy
- The Computer Wrote These
- Flashlight Enthusiasts?
- Yiff The Gathering
- The Screenplays of ComicsNix
- A Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves
- So, I Guess I'll Just Keep Holding Out For A Hero
- How To Win At ASCII Art
- We Resentfully Attend
- Only The Preambles To Recipes
- Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
- Not Always On Topic
- WikiPlow
- Ask Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit
- F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 3
- The Eroticism of Barney Gumble
- Eat Me Drink Me
- Do Not Pass Go
- The Wizard Forums!
- Findumb
- Thermodynamic Martinets & Jar Jar Breasts
- I'll Show You The Life Of The Mind
- It Is Always Cold In Chili's
- 凸(◎益◎)凸
- WAM!!!
- Ridiculist Passions
- 24 Terrible Hours (Hours 1-6)
- 24 Terrible Hours (Hours 7-12)
- 24 Terrible Hours (Hours 19-24)
- All World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration
- r/eally_sorry_about_that
- Compose With Joystick Controllers
- In Memoriam IMDb Forums
- I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
- (Untitled Vaping Episode)
- DRUGS!
- You Need Satan More Than He Needs You
- Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
- We Wuv Wawa
- Craigslist Has Forums?
- Mana From Heathens
- This Hub Is A Mess
- Question.com And The Morons
- Yes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion?
- Myers' Frigs
- F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3
- Episode 231 The Hedgehog
- Huge Hoops Hard Dudes
- The Space In Our Planet
- United Nations of Dinguses
- Self Publish And Perish
- This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
- Something Something Disrupt
- UGH! F Plus Raps
- Penis Problems & Water
- The Left Hand Complaints
- Specialty Wankers
- Girl Pits Boys
- Teens Talkin Trash On Gaia Online
- Idiocy is the Mother of These Inventions
- Steal This Episode
- DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
- Oculus Cruft
- Jerks Off Of Jerking Off
- You're Reviewing It Wrong
- History of the Dozerfleet Part 2
- LIZARDS!
- Adventures in ReTale
- Clips Against Humanity
- I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
- Can I Borrow Your Brain?
- Return To Castle Experience Project
- A Portland Podcast
- Altered Creeps
- Slap 'Em Sane
- It's Toasted
- The Forum And The Fury
- Retrospective | Part 2
- Retrospective | Part 1
- Funding The Infowar
- Episode #799
- Strong Body Feeble Mind
- Yahoo? Answers!?!?
- Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts
- Heaven And Urth
- r/ecuseyourself
- The Thing You Like In Pain
- Patent Pretending
- F Plus Live 4 | Part Three
- The Merchants of Urine
- Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker
- Paranormal Stupidity
- We Still Have Questions
- Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
- Hokum Pocus
- Because That's Stupid.
- Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
- The Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack
- Let's Do The Mind Warp Again
- Go Fund Yourself
- r/un_away
- Use Only Food Grade Ingredients
- The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)
- How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate
- How To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate
- I Am I Am I Am (Annoying)
- Icky Pedia
- Sins of the Djinn
- Untidy Whities
- r/mystupidopinions
- Tickle Me Weirdo
- I'm Gonna Cuddle Everybody In This Room
- Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.
- Hentaint Misbehavin
- Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
- Redefine Paranormal
- Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
- This Beat Is Dope
- Eee! Pinions!
- A Miserable Pile of Secrets
- To Serve Otherkin
- But Is It Deviantart?
- I Call It The Vaporhighzer
- HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!
- Auto Moronic Asphyxiation
- The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
- Witchyhow.com
- What A Rip Off
- F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2
- This Ain't Episode 152 XXX
- F Plus Sings
- Snoot By The Foot
- There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
- Exclusive Unoriginal Content
- This Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man
- Don't Patreonize Me
- Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls
- Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure
- Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar
- Indie Go Go Go Away
- We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote
- Is There Anyone With A Life on Mars?
- In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable
- The Sound Quality Is Inaudible
- Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground
- This Testes My Limits
- These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks
- Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off
- Coldmouth Strikes Again
- Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
- Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast
- Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)
- You May Now Fistbump the Spouse
- Pioneers of Squat Cracking
- Cosplay to Win the Cosgame
- Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah
- This One's Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.
- Well, Since You Asked
- The Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves
- The Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen
- A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet
- Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
- How to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)
- My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic
- My Mistress is Machine Washable
- Does An Ellipsis Count As Three Words?
- Why Can't Social Studies Be More Like Call Of Duty?
- I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date
- Boink The Clown.
- I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed
- Pokemon XXX & Why?
- This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
- Your Role Is Played Out
- The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect
- Trash At Demonhead
- Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws
- The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything
- Your Universe Is My Universe's Therapist
- A San Francisco Podcast
- Was It Worth It?
- Episode 100 (Part One)
- Episode 100 (Part Two)
- I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns
- I Hope My Kids Never Evolve
- Mr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.
- Can't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes
- Even Nonsense
- Hocus Bogus!
- Why Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally?
- I'm Really More of An Idea Guy
- I Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People
- Braking Bad: Aliens Attack
- We Don't Not Need No Uneducation
- Boy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums
- The Remainder of My Time Will Be A Series of Grunts
- Angry Angry Hippos
- I Can See Your Retch Marks
- So Clearly You All Hate Us
- All RFIDs In Me
- Drowning In A Bucket Of Words
- Elisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes
- Just The 160,000 Of Us
- I Sink I Love You
- Fear And Loathing of Las Chicas
- Disliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment
- Help Me Help Rob Help You
- Go Get 'Em, Tiger
- Today's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field
- If I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half
- Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension
- I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep
- Commissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan
- Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy
- The Ace and Cakes
- The State of the Micronation Is Wrong
- The Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!
- As Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski)
- God Bless You, Water Woman
- Ignorance of the Law is My Excuse
- Achtung! Adult Babies!
- The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor
- Masturbation Gone Wrong [short]
- Any Cling You Want (You Got It)
- F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2
- Planet Moneygrubber
- The Otakindude Journal [short]
- The Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness
- I Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!
- Gotta Poke 'Em All
- Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
- The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom
- Yum, Slurp and Drool
- Socks, Bots and Burps
- How To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)
- She Thinks My Sex Are Spexy
- What's Louisville Got To Do With It?
- Reno Iz Drest In A Kostoom
- Weighted Companion Dudes
- In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King?
- A Man Short On Charm
- It's Only Supernatural
- How To Listen To A Podcast
- My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion
- Suffer The Little Children
- Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode
- I'm So Lonesome I Could Post On This Forum
- Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex
- Let Your Subconscious Be Your Guide
- By Demons Be Driven (Insane)
- Not As Funny With The Sound Off
- This Is What You Want? This Is What You Get!
- A Frottage In The Woods
- F Plus Live 1 | Part One
- F Plus Live 1 (part two)
- The Antisocial Network
- No Sense of Decency
- Shorts Bonanza 2010
- The Netflix Revue
- But What If They're All Crappie?
- The Christmas Offensive
- Ranch Dressing & Other Delights
- Porno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)
- In The Family [short]
- Violet, You're Turning Violet, Violet
- Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio
- This One's Mainly About Buttsex
- It'll Shock Ya Earlobes
- F**kin' Podcasts: How Do They Work?
- Idyll Hands and the Devil's Workshop
- So Far I Have Not Found The Science
- Cut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort
- My Malleable Mannequin
- Press X To Not Live
- An Otherworldly Experience
- A Conservative Estimate
- Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!
- A Feeling of Kinship
- The Transformers Radio Variety Hour
- Blood & Sparkles
- Let's Hit Each Other!
- (Point To Schlong)
- Weight Weight Don't Tell Me
- You've Got A Friend
Lemon Contributed To:
- Embroidered Patches
- Is This Nicki Minaj?
- No More Billionaires
- An Online Gaslighting Simulator
- Limited Edition Stickers
- Comparatively Famous: The Game of Celebrity Value
- Invalid
- USB Slap Bracelets (with The Music of Garbage Day)
- Magnets
- Engraved Dugouts
- Monster Manual: A Coloring & Activity Book
- Not Poutine, FYI
- BG2COOL: A Pattern Library
- Hoodies From The Internet
- Help Sisyphus Push The Rock Uphill
- You are at a party of celebrity impersonators
- Cloisonné Pins
- Magnetic Poetry Kit
- Great Sex Tips!
- It's raining dumb men!
- A Ballpit Inktober
- Your Friends Do Terrible Accents
- Are you all ready for this?
- Why Do I Have To Poop All Of The Sudden?
- New Parody Porn Titles Every Day
- Why Do We Shake Hands?
- Football Congress Jerseys
- PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
- What Was In The First Vending Machine?
- Why Is It Called A Ten Gallon Hat?
- Why Do Cats Meow?
- Do All Mammals Have Periods?
- The Google Autocomplete Game
- The WikiHow Illustration Game
- Team Internet Jerseys
- Recent Firings in San Francisco
- The Wrongest Words
- Hooded Aaron Tank Shirts
- Quite Exasperating, Episode 5
- Quite Exasperating, Episode 4
- Quite Exasperating, Episode 3
- Quite Exasperating, Episode 2
- Season's Greetings 2012
- Irregular #3: Asexuals
- Irregular #2: Furries
- Irregular #1: Kindleporn Authors
- Pokemon OK!
- Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine [an audiobook]
- Internet Computer
- The Mix'd Nuts vs. Tha Meetballs
- Lyrical Guesstimation: Lady ft. Fella - I Need
Lemon Wrote:
- A brief statement about The F Plus' use of computer-generated images in episode covers
- Escape From Garbage Day
- Garbage Day 2020: Garbage Year
- An Appreciation Of The Fanart People Have Made For The F Plus
- F Plus Live In Portland
- Redesign: Version 2.2.0
- F Plus Live 6
- A Comparison of Data: Piwik vs Google Analytics
- Which Cryptocurrency Has The Worst Website?
- F Plus Live 5
- Marketing Our Podcast With Fiverr
- How To Record A Remote Podcast
- Why We're No Longer Trying Flattr
- F Plus Live 4: The Greatest Weekend In History
- F Plus Logo Assets
- Black Mirror Spoilers
- You Don't Have To Use iTunes
- Welcome To The New Site
- Why We're Trying Flattr
- An Open Letter To Terra Snover
Documents Provided:
- Garbage Day 2020 (hours 7-12)
- Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 19-24)
- Steve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference
- Garbage Day (Hours 7 - 12)
- Garbage Day (Hours 19 - 24)
- A San Francisco Podcast
- Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy
- The Private Language of Sinead O'Connor
- Excuse Me, May I See Your Water Selection?
- The Netflix Revue
- Sub Sub Pop
