F Plus Episode 303

303: DIY Junk Machines

Jimmyfranks

For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squishy episode, and also there's drawings.

This week, The F Plus adds bumps to our brainy zildo.

MUSIC USED:
  1. The Beach Boys-Vegetables
  2. The Melvins-Toy
Chapters provided by birdie
1 00:00:00 intro: turkey baster yogurt cumshot
2 00:04:13 I NEED A HOMEMADE SEX TOY?
3 00:08:30 lube up some PVC pipe
4 00:11:24 ladies love a beach ball
5 00:15:24 DIY homemade sex doll
6 00:23:30 a visit to the produce aisle
7 00:31:35 more horrible things to do with food
8 00:38:42 just gamer stuff
9 00:44:51 the fondler
10 00:53:02 create a zildo!
11 01:01:25 lube recipes
12 01:04:38 what did we learn?

Additional Fun

All these links are gonna be NSFW. Please know that going in.

  1. The Soap Hole (drawings, wayback machine)
  2. Melon Lover (drawings, wayback machine)
  3. PC Case Mod (photos, wayback machine)
  4. Instructions on How to Make Your Own DIY Homemade Sexdoll (TERRIBLE PHOTOS)