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Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator

377: Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator

Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for…

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The Secrets of Infinite Energy

376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy

Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are…

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Brought To You By Magic Spoon

375: Brought To You By Magic Spoon

If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, Skydin Zeal would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is…

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This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging

374: This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging

Health & wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from…

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Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE

373: Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE

The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true…

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Loohan vs The Lizartarians

372: Loohan vs The Lizartarians

Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters,…

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Hopscotch Goblin

371: Hopscotch Goblin

Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki, I'll let the site describe itself: Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about…

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I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked

370: I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked

Hucows (a portmanteau of "human" and "cows") is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), w…

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Destroy Weak Men

369: Destroy Weak Men

In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25…

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Not Even Once-ler

368: Not Even Once-ler

In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny…

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Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!

367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!

After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down…

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Let's Do The Time Loaf Again

366: Let's Do The Time Loaf Again

Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before? Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and…

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The Bimboification of The F Plus

365: The Bimboification of The F Plus

Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life,…

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Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!

364: Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!

The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So …

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Here Come Da Advicinators

363: Here Come Da Advicinators

Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since.…

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A Permanent Predilection

362: A Permanent Predilection

Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen…

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Night of the Blood Sorceress

361: Night of the Blood Sorceress

The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of…

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All My Starchildren

360: All My Starchildren

Do you have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that you do. We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the Hybrid…

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It's Time For Erotic Poetry

359: It's Time For Erotic Poetry

This episode is all poetry, and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife. This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron?

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Fighting Over Nothing

358: Fighting Over Nothing

The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may seem like a useless exercise, the…

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Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier

357: Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier

None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50…

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Dragons On Usenet

356: Dragons On Usenet

----- thoughts drift by: ----- < alt.fan.dragons is over 25 years old > < indifferent to time, immortal beings reside > < saying dumb shit with weird formatting > --…

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SWEATER FETISH

355: SWEATER FETISH

Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience SWEATER FETISH in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater…

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This One Is For My Gull Girls

354: This One Is For My Gull Girls

The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a…

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Boobs In Raingear

353: Boobs In Raingear

The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all w…

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We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship

352: We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship

For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien…

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Hail Britannica

351: Hail Britannica

The Fake Countries Wikia is a place where people can catalog countries that are not real, have never been real, and have never appeared in any piece of fiction or writing before this…