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I ❤️ Hamish
episode 409 : I ❤️ Hamish

409: I ❤️ Hamish

Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates…

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The Short Stories of Shortstory1
episode 408 : The Short Stories of Shortstory1

408: The Short Stories of Shortstory1

Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not.…

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Bangin' On The Telephone
episode 407 : Bangin' On The Telephone

407: Bangin' On The Telephone

The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect,…

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We Found The Stupid Questions!
episode 406 : We Found The Stupid Questions!

406: We Found The Stupid Questions!

The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are…

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Confessions In The Raw
episode 405 : Confessions In The Raw

405: Confessions In The Raw

RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So what you have is anonymous people…

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I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???
episode 404 : I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???

404: I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???

At some point in the 1970s, an American named John Swigart changed his name to Aajonus Vonderplanitz, insisted he had a PhD, and started writing books insisting that people should eat…

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Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
episode 403 : Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble

403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble

Jo Joe Skies started a forum. On that forum is a single thread. That thread has 300,000 replies. If we exclude the posts made by bots, each and every post is Jo Joe Skies replying to…

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Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes
episode 402 : Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes

402: Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes

Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying nerd reference recipes from various…

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Travel Morons
episode 401 : Travel Morons

401: Travel Morons

While the internet has made us more interconnected, the world remains a massive place. And travel is a way to build a greater understanding of The Human Condition: To live among others…

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The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right
episode 400 : The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right

400: The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right

One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon…

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Check This Shift Out
episode 399 : Check This Shift Out

399: Check This Shift Out

We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting…

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I Am The Light In The Dork
episode 398 : I Am The Light In The Dork

398: I Am The Light In The Dork

The term "Lightworker" describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but…

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w[ai]fu
episode 397 : w[ai]fu

397: w[ai]fu

Replika is a service that provides AI-powered "artificial companion" chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter…

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No Poo For My Real Friends
episode 396 : No Poo For My Real Friends

396: No Poo For My Real Friends

While their name might confuse you, the NoPoo community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using any cleaning product in…

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This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex
episode 395 : This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex

395: This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex

The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are…

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These Spells Don't Work
episode 394 : These Spells Don't Work

394: These Spells Don't Work

The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a…

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The Whole Thing Comes Right Off
episode 393 : The Whole Thing Comes Right Off

393: The Whole Thing Comes Right Off

While potentially obscure, Natural Body Magic is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on…

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Fantasy Writers on Reddit
episode 392 : Fantasy Writers on Reddit

392: Fantasy Writers on Reddit

When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it. This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 does…

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Your Winning Lottery Numbers
episode 391 : Your Winning Lottery Numbers

391: Your Winning Lottery Numbers

The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year, yet when it comes to the matter of actually…

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Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
episode 390 : Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play

390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play

Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual…

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Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots
episode 389 : Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots

389: Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots

The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean,…

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Confessions of a Bubble Slut
episode 388 : Confessions of a Bubble Slut

388: Confessions of a Bubble Slut

We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man…

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MedBed: The Bed That Treats
episode 387 : MedBed: The Bed That Treats

387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats

This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a…

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No Gods, Yes Masters
episode 386 : No Gods, Yes Masters

386: No Gods, Yes Masters

I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable…

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Pee Fans
episode 385 : Pee Fans

385: Pee Fans

This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and…

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The Angry Apple Nerd
episode 384 : The Angry Apple Nerd

384: The Angry Apple Nerd

Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what…

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What Is The Meaning of Song?
episode 383 : What Is The Meaning of Song?

383: What Is The Meaning of Song?

Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're…