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338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas

The capitalist innovators over at Chakrubs have a whole bunch of different crystals to sell you, and they know where you can cram it. From yoni eggs to yoni nunchucks, for spiritual…

Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 1-6)

This garbage year needs a Garbage Day! And so The F Plus took it upon themselves to read crap to a live audience for 24 hours straight, all the while raising money for the National…

Garbage Day 2020 (hours 7-12)

This garbage year needs a Garbage Day! For our second block, Lemon's gonna take The Intern to Water School, and then we all get to experience true joy (and plenty of verbal abuse) as…

Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 13-18)

We're in the night shift! We'll start things off spooky with haunted dolls and questionable stand up comedy, before handing the microphones over to Extra Credit for their four hour…

Garbage Day 2020 (Hours 19-24)

The final block of hours lies ahead of us. We've got inedible recipes from Instructables, exaggerated hate over Barney the Dinosaur, people sucking their own dicks, magickal nonsense,…

337: Living In A Vacuum

Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum c…

336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch

The website Bigfoot Eruption has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the…

Friday Morning w/ Pooner & The Snizz

Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.

335: Planet Horny

The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny. This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses;…

334: Doing The Robot

The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their…

333: Wyt & Wyttycysm & Wytchcraft

Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of…

332: Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?

Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word "female". This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths…

331: Everything But The Sex Stories

Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all…

330: The Rites of Price: Amazon Edition

User reviews on Amazon drive a lot of purchasing decisions, so let's have another look at the two most important categories: Cosplay accessories and erotic gay shapeshifter novels. And…

329: Mid Riff Movies

The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to…

328: You Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue

Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain balls dot horse, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out,…

327: Hypothetically This Is An Episode

This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question "What if my…

326: Carne Idiota

The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the…

325: Butter Business Bureau

The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with…

324: I'm Not Touching You

The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how…

323: Do The Dishes, Charles

The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater…

322: The F Plus Praises!

Sourced from all over the internet, we're singing songs of praise and worship (25 of them to be exact) and we expect you to feel our love deep inside you, except not in a sex way this…

321: Clips 4 Bake Sale

Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women…

320: BBB BBB BBB Bind.

The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised…

319: The Alkaline Trip

Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called "disease", which causes…

wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 1

On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected…

wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 2

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