F Plus Episode 406

406: We Found The Stupid Questions!

Lemon

The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are stupid edgelord nonsense, and the replies are banal upvote jockeying. But there's a lot of posts, so we've got plenty to work with.

This episode, The F Plus wants to know: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name?

MUSIC USED:
  1. Night Club - Crime Scene
  2. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster
Cover image uses Strangling a Giraffe by Portaxx
Chapters provided by Lemon
1 00:00:00 Crime Scene
2 00:00:20 Reader Intros
3 00:01:35 Hey, F Plus
4 00:03:45 why do specifically pigs infuriate me?
5 00:06:30 What would happen if you punched someone in the butt at light speed?
6 00:07:40 can you superglue a butthole shut?
7 00:08:15 Why does Coca-Cola quench my thirst despite it containing no water at all?
8 00:11:10 If I can talk to ghost, would they want me sexually??
9 00:13:30 ASIDE: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name?
10 00:15:20 Is witchcraft actually real?
11 00:15:35 Is there a Federal or medical databasing system of trauma triggers for individuals; something graded in a specific fashion of how close something is to a core memory or a subconscious memory?
12 00:19:35 ASIDE: Portaxx found a couple things...
13 00:21:50 ASIDE: Oh and Boots found something about strangling a giraffe
14 00:23:30 Would it hurt to have sex with FUCKBEARS?
15 00:24:55 K Thor found a post about horse semen
16 00:25:40 Is there any animal out there that humans can successfully impregnate?
17 00:26:40 I get horny when I hear my parents fight. Is this considered incest?
18 00:28:45 Can you kill a grown man by using a toddler's corpse as a club?
19 00:30:25 How do I get my bed to smell normal again when I've masturbated in it so many times my sheets smell of sweat and other bodily fluids?
20 00:32:45 FUCK! What's the best way to remove cumdrip from my bedroom carpet?!
21 00:35:10 How many rubber bands would it take to crush a human skull?
22 00:37:05 K Thor has a list of sex & sexuality questions
23 00:39:05 What does female pee smell like?
24 00:40:00 If I was a warlock who murdered the same person multiple times, would I be a serial killer?
25 00:46:45 The seemingly obligatory NERD THIGHS STRANGLING GUYS section
26 00:48:50 Boots has a list of potential material for Gallagher II, just in case he's still doing that after Gallagher died.
27 00:50:00 (Really, at this point we keep finding questions, I cannot make chapters for every stupid question we find)
28 01:04:50 What did we learn?
29 01:09:20 Starburster
30 01:09:40 K Thor's Twitter account got locked

Additional Fun

  • Nerd Thighs End Lives tanktop by The Inten
  • Nerd Thighs End Lives shirt by Dyna Moe