Tattoos

This is a piece of merch I'm stunned we didn't think of earlier. We are selling limited edition temporary tattoos, designed by rotating artists. These are large high quality temp…

A Ballpit Inktober

At one point on The Ball Pit, Sanguinary Novel came up with the idea of doing an F Plus flavored Inktober and then, as interest grew, it only seemed appropriate to make a website for…

Logo Mural Shirts

The shirts for F Plus Live 6 are even more majestic than ever before. With an illustration by Positronic, these ring spun Gildan Softstyle shirts are 100% cotton and 100% comfortable.…

F Plus Live 6 Show Posters

Celebrating our biggest live show to date, the successful (?) summoning of The Dark Lord, and things that look good on your wall — These 11"x17" concert posters were d…

Your Friends Do Terrible Accents

Stemming from a conversation at a bar that lasted perhaps an hour longer than it should, badaccent.club puts your friends' abilities to the test by assigning a player a quote and an…

A Thank You To Our Sponsors

This was a community effort, but Jimmyfranks did the video and Bunnybread wrote about a hundred names. The full list is over six pages long, and available here.

Limited Edition Stickers

We do limited runs of sticker designs, and from here on out, all the money we get from sticker sales will be donated directly to the Southern Poverty Law Center. We'll be sending them…

Are you all ready for this?

2UN🔵LTD is a site that wants to know if you are ready for this. Based on your answer, the site will adjust the content accordingly. But please understand that being ready for this is no…

Why Do I Have To Poop All Of The Sudden?

This episode's questions: Which female artist has the best selling album? What happened to red pistachios? What is not a real location in Washington State? What is the most dangerous…

New Parody Porn Titles Every Day

Like most of you, I write down every joke porn title I think of throughout the day and then compile all of them into a text file along with the ones my friends think of. However,…

Chewbacca tells a joke.

Why Do We Shake Hands?

This episode's questions: Why do we shake hands? What is the most effective hunter? What is the most numerous insect? What's the origin of the phrase "Balls To The Wall"?…

Football Congress Jerseys (SOLD OUT)

Guess what, nerds? It's Football Congress! These 60/40 Cotton/Polyester blend Live and Tell Apparel shirts are the perfect thing to wear when drinking a Michelob Golden, punchin' a…

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

Start the party wherever you are. Push the button many times for MAXIMUM PARTY. partypartypartyparty.party

What Was In The First Vending Machine?

This episode's questions: What was sold in the first vending machine (and when was it created)? What is chewing gum made out of? What should you do if you swallow methanol? What…

Why Is It Called A Ten Gallon Hat?

This episode's questions Why is it called a ten gallon hat? Why is Pluto no longer considered a planet? How many countries have landed on the Moon? How many planets orbit the Sun? Why…

Why Do Cats Meow?

This episode's questions Why do cats meow? Why are doctor's scrubs either green or blue? What is a Jerusalem artichoke? Can you name another Men without Hats song? How many of the…

Do All Mammals Have Periods?

This episode's questions Do all female mammals have periods? Could eating spicy peppers kill you? What's the difference between green and black olives? Why do bees have stingers? Why…

Extra Credit! (A Ballpit Podcast)

Extra Credit is a podcast made by listeners of The F Plus. Spearheaded by Amelia Blank, it picks up on The F Plus's lead and goes through the items that The F Plus didn't pick up on…

Embroidered Patches

Turn any piece of clothing into a reminder of internet atrocities with our custom created emroidered patches. We ordered 100 of these pliable backles patches, measuring…

Magnets

We ordered a fresh batch of magnets, and now we want them to end up on your metal things. As with the stickers, these are durable polyvinyl magnets with a decent hold. We ordered a…

The Google Autocomplete Game

idiots.win is a game that challenges you to discern the logic of what people are searching for on Google. Each round, you are presented a search term and a list of autocomplete…

The WikiHow Illustration Game

After spending an idle hour on NameCheap and seeing that damn.dog was available, Lemon realized he had to buy it. Then, domain purchased, he had to figure out what to do with it. The…

Team Internet Jerseys

Join Team Internet. These jerseys are printed on Champion Baseball raglan, 3/4 sleeves, 100% cotton and tagless. Click here for sizing guidelines. Shipping is included. Transactions…

Recent Firings in San Francisco

After a recent round of layoffs at Twitter, we had a conversation about what kinds of jobs would be expendable in the new economy. Then Lemon bought a domain name and banged this thing…

The Wrongest Words

Born out of a running joke on the podcast but then evolved into something far more interesting, The Wrongest Words is a party game where you and your friends struggle to provide the…

F Plus Bingo

Sometimes the people we feature on The F Plus can be really predictable. To that end, we discussed the idea of an actual F Plus bingo card on air and hoped the listeners would provide.…