Cloisonné Pins

Such elegance! We did up an order of 100 bright n' shiny lapel pins, which you can put on your backpack, hat, necktie, or that terrible ill fitting suit jacket that you still wear to…

Fetish Paintings [SOLD]

As a donation incentive for Garbage Day, we produced and shipped these toys out to the top donators for each hour. They were a lot of work to make, and as part of the process,…

Limited Edition Stickers

We do limited runs of sticker designs, and from here on out, all the money we get from sticker sales will be donated directly to the Southern Poverty Law Center. We'll be sending them…

Magnetic Poetry Kit

Sure, you like listening to terrible poetry on The F Plus, but isn't it about time you create your own? That's a problem with a solution, friend. These magnet sheets are…

Limited Edition Mousepads

Give your mouse extra cushion for the pushin' with our limited edition mousepads. These aren't the crappy hard plastic ones like they give away at the trade fairs - A quarter inch of…

Limited Edition Buttons

These limited edition buttons are a 2.25" circle, have a weather resistant plastic front and a durable steel pinback. Comes shipped in a small, bubble-padded envelope. Shipping…

Great Sex Tips!

Declaring itself as the only website that knows what he likes, Great Sex Tips! is a new and innovative project which provides straight women with ideas on ways to please their…

It's raining dumb men!

I'm not sure I can tell you anything about this website that won't be immediately apparent after you click the link below... dumb.men Favicon & OpenGraph image by Trav. Submit a…

Tattoos

This is a piece of merch we should have thought of earlier. These are limited edition temp tattoos, they'll last you about a week.

A Ballpit Inktober

At one point on The Ball Pit, Sanguinary Novel came up with the idea of doing an F Plus flavored Inktober and then, as interest grew, it only seemed appropriate to make a website for…

Logo Mural Shirts

The shirts for F Plus Live 6 are even more majestic than ever before. With an illustration by Positronic, these ring spun Gildan Softstyle shirts are 100% cotton and 100% comfortable.…

F Plus Live 6 Show Poster

Celebrating our biggest live show to date, the successful (?) summoning of The Dark Lord, and things that look good on your wall — These 11"x17" concert posters were d…

Your Friends Do Terrible Accents

Stemming from a conversation at a bar that lasted perhaps an hour longer than it should, badaccent.club puts your friends' abilities to the test by assigning a player a quote and an…

A Thank You To Our Sponsors

This was a community effort, but Jimmyfranks did the video and Bunnybread wrote about a hundred names. The full list is over six pages long, and available here.

Are you all ready for this?

2UN🔵LTD is a site that wants to know if you are ready for this. Based on your answer, the site will adjust the content accordingly. But please understand that being ready for this is no…

Why Do I Have To Poop All Of The Sudden?

This episode's questions: Which female artist has the best selling album? What happened to red pistachios? What is not a real location in Washington State? What is the most dangerous…

New Parody Porn Titles Every Day

Like most of you, I write down every joke porn title I think of throughout the day and then compile all of them into a text file along with the ones my friends think of. However,…

Chewbacca tells a joke.

Why Do We Shake Hands?

This episode's questions: Why do we shake hands? What is the most effective hunter? What is the most numerous insect? What's the origin of the phrase "Balls To The Wall"?…

Football Congress Jerseys (SOLD OUT)

Guess what, nerds? It's Football Congress! These 60/40 Cotton/Polyester blend Live and Tell Apparel shirts are the perfect thing to wear when drinking a Michelob Golden, punchin' a…

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

Start the party wherever you are. Push the button many times for MAXIMUM PARTY. partypartypartyparty.party

What Was In The First Vending Machine?

This episode's questions: What was sold in the first vending machine (and when was it created)? What is chewing gum made out of? What should you do if you swallow methanol? What…

Why Is It Called A Ten Gallon Hat?

This episode's questions Why is it called a ten gallon hat? Why is Pluto no longer considered a planet? How many countries have landed on the Moon? How many planets orbit the Sun? Why…

Why Do Cats Meow?

This episode's questions Why do cats meow? Why are doctor's scrubs either green or blue? What is a Jerusalem artichoke? Can you name another Men without Hats song? How many of the…

Do All Mammals Have Periods?

This episode's questions Do all female mammals have periods? Could eating spicy peppers kill you? What's the difference between green and black olives? Why do bees have stingers? Why…

Extra Credit! (A Ballpit Podcast)

Extra Credit is a podcast made by listeners of The F Plus. Spearheaded by Amelia Blank, it picks up on The F Plus's lead and goes through the items that The F Plus didn't pick up on…

Embroidered Patches

Turn any piece of clothing into a reminder of internet atrocities with our custom created emroidered patches. We ordered 100 of these pliable backless patches, measuring…