F Plus Episode 394

394: These Spells Don't Work

Lemon

The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you.

This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor.

MUSIC USED:
  1. My Gold Mask - Some Secrets
  2. Britney Spears - Toxic
  3. Aakash Gandhi - Waterfall
  4. Shellac - Prayer to God
Cover image uses Boots Raingear's Fursona is Mel Blanc by Portaxx
Chapters provided by Lemon
1 00:00:00 (I'm skipping the Undertale one)
2 00:00:07 Some Secrets
3 00:00:30 Reader Intros
4 00:01:30 Hey, F Plus!
5 00:05:30 Tiger Spell!!!!! (I got this spell from YouTube)
6 00:08:58 How to Make a Spell (by ToxxicKira)
7 00:13:30 How to Get Magic (by Butterspell)
8 00:15:30 Court Case Spell (by jorgeperez)
9 00:17:05 Open a Hell Gate (doesn't summon demons)
10 00:21:25 Lightening Attack ("shock them through")
11 00:22:50 Awesome Clone (wand optional)
12 00:24:45 Summon Zhongli (by uhh)
13 00:27:30 SEX PARTNER APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR (this is only for hetero)
14 00:30:20 To Make a Lot of Rain (duh ne nuh)
15 00:33:20 Friends With Devil (very dangerous)
16 00:35:00 (nekoshema explains how unicorns work)
17 00:38:20 Werewolf Alpha (contains side effects)
18 00:44:30 Hey, what's happening in the comments on the Half Angel/Half Demon spell?
19 00:48:40 Curse Against Enemies (requires enemies)
20 00:50:58 Hold breath for 1 hour (category: mermaid)
21 00:52:50 STOP PEOPLE FROM NOT LETTING YOU JOG (great for like models)
22 00:54:35 Destroy the World (works on any world)
23 00:57:55 Hell Meassage (could be dangerous)
24 01:00:30 Gluten potion (there is chant but it's not important)
25 01:03:30 Half Night Fury (featuring Dub Mumbledoor)
26 01:08:05 Super shenron (this is fake and doesn't work)
27 01:08:55 Dragon Cash Spell (this does nothing)
28 01:10:30 dino summon (you can spawn up to 10)
29 01:13:35 Ultimate Anthropomorphic Animal Transformation
30 01:16:00 [Boots Raingear transforms into Mel Blac]
31 01:23:02 (there's some comments on that transformation spell)
32 01:25:30 THE CIRCLE'S DRAGON SPELL (SHOULD WORK!!!)
33 01:27:30 What did we learn?
34 01:32:55 Prayer to God

Additional Fun