F Plus Episode 409

409: I ❤️ Hamish

Featured Site: orionmindproject.com
Lemon

Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates with telepathically, and who sleeps in her bathroom on a rug and gets jealous of her Sims characters. And I know you're thinking you've heard all of this before, but just wait til we get to the bologna sandwich.

This week, The F Plus gets waterboarded, no big deal.
MUSIC USED:
  1. Foxy Shazam - Holy Touch
  2. Foxy Shazam - Teenage Demon Baby
Cover image uses Episode Art by Portaxx
Chapters provided by Lemon
1 00:00:00 Sex words from the bologna sandwich
2 00:00:05 Holy Touch
3 00:00:32 Reader Intros
4 00:02:13 Hey F Plus!
5 00:04:12 “This website publishes stories and word by word written down telepathic conversations from my everday life as an egg donor with the aliens”
6 00:07:02 Okay, first of all could you have bondage sex with a snake?
7 00:08:15 In August 2011 I was contacted by a man from Orion.
8 00:15:40 Birthday Cake With Hamish
9 00:19:50 A conversation between Hamish and me
10 00:22:20 Hamish tilts his head again
11 00:25:25 Dilemma or Obligation? My Fishes!
12 00:30:20 Showered and taken to the baby factory mansion
13 00:35:55 A conversation between the tired Lizard man and me
14 00:39:02 It was not for courtship.
15 00:42:42 ALLOTROPEFAN
16 00:43:43 The Truth About Tom Cruise
17 00:49:10 So me and Trellis were talking earlier
18 00:50:43 The Non-Bat From A Cave, Covered In Dung, And Wants To Drink My Blood
19 00:53:20 me & It (not a bat)
20 00:59:30 And then General Patton shows up
21 01:00:40 I was guarding the eggs too
22 01:03:06 Nothing At All, Just Oatmeal
23 01:07:45 Meet Geneviere, she is a character in The Sims 1.
24 01:16:25 EVIDENCE: Does Hamish Exist?
25 01:23:45 What did we learn?
26 01:30:25 ballp.it: Your New Hamish Fan Club
27 01:30:55 Teenage Demon Baby
28 01:31:40 Buzzfeed with a single reaction image
Read Lucky Numbers's document
Visit this episode's thread on ballp.it

Additional Fun

  • Need a higher resolution image of the episode cover that Portaxx drew? No problem, here you go: ep409-hirez2.webp
  • Portaxx also drew this other drawing of Hamish if you want that: hamish_body.png
  • THE BOYS HAVE PROBABLY BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WANDERING AROUND UP TO MISCHIEF AND SHENANIGANS AND BEEN BORED AND JUST WAITING FOR ME TO WAKE UP: theboys.png