F Plus Episode 297

297: Aliens & Autism

Lemon

While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.

This week, The F Plus has been manipulated by the greys to find this funny, but please do not be fooled.

MUSIC USED:
  1. Morcheeba - Big Calm
  2. Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
Cover image uses "La Turista" by Ellen Paquette
Chapters provided by ikaribattousai
1 00:00:00 Intro
2 00:03:01 Would You Like to Talk About Aliens & Autism?
3 00:04:44 Hopeless Autistics
4 00:07:48 NASA Video
5 00:08:22 Little Black Boxes
6 00:13:25 A Squirter for Ovum
7 00:21:23 A Presentation about the Aliens' Plans for the Future
8 00:25:10 Nothing Stops Alien Abductions Like A MAGA Hat
9 00:34:42 Aliens are Unfamiliar with the Concept of Locks
10 00:46:10 Aquavelva Repels Grays
11 00:51:46 ASTERISK!!!
12 00:58:23 The Thought Screen Helmet is Our Only Defense in the Telepathic War
13 01:05:07 What Have We Learned from Any of This?
14 01:11:40 Outro

Additional Fun

  1. You owe it to yourself to browse Ellen Paquette's etsy store
  2. Why does Anthrax's Scott Ian have not one, not two, but three different toys that look like him?
by Amelia Blank