Cheapskate Semi-Professional Penny Smasher
The only living heir to both The Airokee Corporation (The World's only airline that's also a karaoke bar) and InnerMemento (offering a range of tasteful souveniers of your colonoscopy), Cheapskate's own personal wealth needs to be measured in numbers with exclamation points at the end. And yet, despite his massive fortune, Cheapskate maintains a lifestyle of appalling churlishness. His socks haven't been changed since In Living Color went off the air, and the only media he watches are ones in the public domain. Fortunately for all of us, he uses a hijacked internet account to make insightful reviews of this free media on Vimeo.
Favorite Episodes:
Cheapskate appears in:
- Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator
- Keeping Cantel Moist
- A Representative Sample Of Fetlife
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 13-18)
- Garbage Day (Hours 13 - 18)
- F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2
- Thermodynamic Martinets & Jar Jar Breasts
- 24 Terrible Hours (Hours 1-6)
- We Still Have Questions
- Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
- I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep
Documents Provided:
- Fantasy Writers on Reddit
- Escape From Garbage Day | Part 3
- Keeping Cantel Moist
- Planet Horny
- Failure Is The Only Option
- Garbage Day 2019 (Hours 13-18)
- Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
- Lavender Scissors Overlord
- Aliens & Autism
- Garbage Day (Hours 1 - 6)
- Garbage Day (Hours 7 - 12)
- Garbage Day (Hours 13 - 18)
- We Resentfully Attend
- For No One's Consideration
- F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1
- Thermodynamic Martinets & Jar Jar Breasts
- I'll Show You The Life Of The Mind
- Myers' Frigs
- You're Reviewing It Wrong
- Adventures in ReTale
- r/ecuseyourself
- r/mystupidopinions
- Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
- HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!
- Exclusive Unoriginal Content
- In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable
- Please Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground
- Build a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off
- You May Now Fistbump the Spouse
- Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah
- A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet
- Your Role Is Played Out
- Trash At Demonhead
- I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns
- Even Nonsense
- I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep