F Plus Episode 217

217: Steal This Episode

Kanyesutra
Lemon

The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant.

This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby.

MUSIC USED:
  1. Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing (Live)
  2. Prince - Thieves In The Temple
Chapters provided by birdie
1 00:00:00 intro: you guys like stealing?
2 00:02:58 boosting 101
3 00:05:42 liftliketheresnolp answers your questions
4 00:12:33 call-me-atlas gets a haul
5 00:15:04 a detour into sugarland
6 00:26:57 equivocating on reddit
7 00:34:41 the conchitadapita agenda
8 00:42:12 shoplifting racism
9 00:45:30 conchitadapita returns (feat. stickeefingerz)
10 00:52:35 hotbutteredanal depends on racism
11 00:54:58 shoplifting + blowjobs = ???
12 01:00:11 be a better criminal
13 01:04:44 what IS shoplifting really?
14 01:07:44 why are we even here??
15 01:10:56 what did we learn?
16 01:12:59 lemon shoplifts like a NERD

Fanart for this episode:

Have you read "Fight Club"? ~ art by Sham Bam Bamina
People are taught that certain things are "RIGHT and certain things are "WRONG" then they call those things "MORALS" ~ art by Adam Bozarth
Lift like there's no LP ~ art by dijon du jour
dijon du jour
Steal This Episode ~ art by eldritchhat
eldritchhat
You win a MK purse ~ art by Moxie Ramsey
Using makeup to disguise form loss prevention ~ art by Positronic
lifting two sephora bags ~ art by Puppy Time
Psst! Traveler! Khajit has wares if you have coin! ~ art by Ragnarok Boobies
Ragnarok Boobies
Lift Like There's No LP ~ art by Sanguinary Novel
art by Shell Game
today's breakfast menu ~ art by Sherman Tank
Sherman Tank
art by Spooks