Sanguinary Novel

Readeth the magicked words within the Necronomewcon
Waveth thine plasticked wand over lavender candles
Whileth pouring dirty chai teas into thine enemy skulls
And then speaketh, foolish mortal, the words of power:
EA! EA!
WE SUMMON THEE, GARBO ARTIST FROM HELL
S̬̣̫͠H̞̫E ͓͘WHO͏̹̯̬ D͖̣̗R̠̠̟Ạ̡WS A ̤̞̝̤TON͍̙ ̴OF̝̀ FP͝LU͔̳͠S A̩̗͓R̰͠TWO͟R̳̬̼K͔̻̜
S̞̠̪̳AN̼G͇̪̯UIN̨A̪̦̲͇RY ̞̖̩͓NO̱͖͠VE̞̳̜Ĺ̹