What are Water Sommeliers? Well, they're like normal sommeliers, but for water.
Why are water sommeliers? Because nitwits have way too much money. We're gonna read some ad copy of different bottled water brands, read some very opinionated screeds about how restaurants should be handling ice and water glasses in restaurants get some advice on what water to pair with what foods, and finally we'll read the bios of the world's leading water experts. No wait, not experts in a way that's actually valuable to humanity - just guys with expensive water to sell you.
Document provided by Lesbiathan, dijon du jour & The Heavenator.