F Plus Episode 253

253: Heal Yourself With Crystals

Boots Raingear

The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.

This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.

  1. Arjen Lucassen - I Am a Rock
  2. Echo & The Bunnymen - Crystal Days

Additional Fun

  1. Goop: Jade Eggs For Your Yoni (somewhat NSFW)

Fanart for this episode:

New and improved JO Crystal ~ art by Beelzeboob
Discover your passion ~ art by Adam Bozarth
Get out of bed! You're under psychic attack! ~ art by eldritchhat
Psychic Attack ~ art by Moxie Ramsey
soften scaly elbows ~ art by Puppy Time
art by Ragnarok Boobies
Ragnarok Boobies
art by Sanguinary Novel
Care for some BONE BROTH? ~ art by Spooks