253: Heal Yourself With Crystals

F Plus Episode 253
Boots Raingear

The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.

This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.

MUSIC USED:
  1. Arjen Lucassen - I Am a Rock
  2. Echo & The Bunnymen - Crystal Days

Additional Fun

  1. Goop: Jade Eggs For Your Yoni (somewhat NSFW)