F Plus Episode 218

218: Idiocy is the Mother of These Inventions

Jack Chick

In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let's not complicate matters. We're doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you heard about the iPhone app that eliminates child negligence, a fitness regimen based on lifting women, or a sporting event played by ghosts? Because you're about to.

This episode is copyright Chug Nug.

MUSIC USED:
  1. Bach - Two Part Inventions 4 & 8
  2. E40 - Tell Me When To Go
Chapters provided by birdie
1 00:00:00 intro: ritual suicide
2 00:02:31 BEST FIREPROOF IN THE WORLD
3 00:05:08 you have a baby!
4 00:11:56 things your hat needs
5 00:17:59 board game questions and answers about internet
6 00:21:09 swiss army horse
7 00:22:39 ALL INVISIBLE SPORTS LEAGUE
8 00:28:26 elbowed to death
9 00:31:50 lift my skirt for hydration
10 00:34:39 Step 1: Put chic on platform
11 00:37:21 drumming up a good time
12 00:42:15 selling drinks happy customers
13 00:44:40 the mother of all brushes
14 00:48:27 DOLLJESUS!!!
15 00:49:40 as my sister always said...
16 00:54:10 dental hygiene meets adult novelty
17 00:57:05 put your penis in it! & other michael products
18 01:03:18 susie slamit
19 01:09:14 superior cure against schism in the phren
20 01:14:47 what did we learn?