357: Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier

Tuesday, July 27th 2021 @ 6:20pm

Featured Sites: parascope.com, smokershistory.com, sibology.com, lesbianstudies.com, lightparty.com & erols.com.

Content for this episode was compiled by Lewdvig Tittgenstein Sinestro

Edited by Lemon

None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying?

This week, Victor finally wins an episode.

Lemon's note: I'm still very much interested in an Artainment cassette. Contact me.

MUSIC USED:

Jakob Bienenhalm - LOL Internet
Daft Punk - One More Time

Cover image uses Illuminati Eye by Vecteezy

Chapters provided by Lemon

1	00:00:00	I thought we were gonna learn how to be lesbians
2	00:00:23	Reader Intros
3	00:01:45	Hey, F Plus!
4	00:02:55	SCENE: AIM Chatroom, 3AM
5	00:04:05	The Sony Psi-Station: Game Over for Corporate ESP Project
6	00:10:35	The Hemp Conspiracy
7	00:13:48	THE MEDIA LIE FOR A STATEWIDE SMOKING BAN
8	00:23:35	CAUTION -- The BB's
9	00:28:00	Super Intelligent Beings - The SIBs
10	00:36:00	INDEX OF NASA, "EVIL-LINK", SETI AND OTHERS IN THE CHAIN OF EVIL
11	00:40:40	“Blood Suckin Parasites” or WHEN BEING HETEROSEXUAL BECAME THEIR CRIME
12	00:49:30	The Light Party
13	01:04:00	☠️ HAVE YOU BEEN DECEIVED BY THE I.R.S. ? ☠️
14	01:09:20	HOW AMERICA WILL BE DESTROYED BY 2010
15	01:12:12	What did we learn?
16	01:16:00	A really expertly performed plug for The Wrongest Words
17	01:18:25	It's not awesome, but fuck it.