F Plus Episode 296

296: SWORDS!!!

Boots Raingear

The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.

This week, The F Plus opens the box and BAM THE FREAKING BANKAI SWORD OF ICHIGOS

MUSIC USED:
  1. The Jesus Lizard - The Art of Self-Defense
  2. Twisted Sister - Under The Blade
Chapters provided by ikaribattousai
1 00:00:00 Intro
2 00:02:22 Tactical BABYBJÖRN
3 00:04:12 A Bit About BUDK
4 00:06:42 You'll Gain Instant Respect with Your Friends!
5 00:12:12 Best $12 Sword in the World!
6 00:20:59 It's Like Gambling Except You Always Win!
7 00:26:25 Truck Nuts for Your Keychain
8 00:32:16 The Quickest End to a Tinder Date
9 00:38:31 A Guy Named Scooter Fucking Up a Pumpkin
10 00:46:02 It's Not a Gun Until You Assemble It
11 00:51:12 14 Million Volts is a LOT
12 00:55:38 Bullshit, This is Totally Illegal
13 00:59:30 A Must for Any Aspiring Scientist
14 01:04:26 Easily Disperse Negative Energy from Your Environment!
15 01:06:42 Multicolored Aquarium Rocks in Acryilic
16 01:08:22 A Grab Bag of Other Cram
17 01:13:38 What Have We Learned from Any of This?
18 01:18:05 Outro

Additional Fun

  1. I know we've brought it up before, but bbillyk will absolutely destroy these plastic bottles (YouTube)
  2. Kenny Powers' trike (image)
  3. Swords Against Ridiculism (a ballp.it thread)
  4. From BUDK: cargo shorts, flip flops, and a shillelagh (photo)