F Plus Episode 382

382: Good Reads for Bad Needs

Achilles' Heelies

Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.

This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal.

MUSIC USED:
  1. Talking Heads - The Book I Read
  2. Yung Humma ft. Flynt Flossy - Lemme Smang It
Cover image uses Burning Book by leshkamal
Chapters provided by Lemon
1 00:00:00 a lot of jostling
2 00:00:10 The Book I Read
3 00:00:38 Reader Intros
4 00:02:40 Hey, F Plus!
5 00:05:25 Rock Chick Rescue (Rock Chick #2)
6 00:14:30 Beauty's Punishment (by Anne Rice)
7 00:18:20 The Claiming of Wondrous Woman in the Land of Ice and Snow
8 00:22:05 The Billionaire's Fake Wife (Big Bad Billionaires #1)
9 00:27:35 Billionaire Bosshole (Bedding the Billionaire #3)
10 00:33:20 I Married a Lizardman (Prime Mating Agency #1)
11 00:41:30 Heelies, what did you find?
12 00:42:55 The Perfect Poo
13 00:44:10 Accidentally Fated (Frontier Mates For Dragonian Warriors #1)
14 00:48:45 Demon on the Down-Low (Supernatural Selection #3)
15 00:55:40 The Shark Who Rode a Seahorse (Mate or Meal #5)
16 01:01:20 Kickboxer in the Haunted Gay Gym
17 01:04:15 Lust After Death (Love-Bots #1)
18 01:07:45 Let's learn more about the Love-Bots series...
19 01:12:30 A Partridge and a Pregnancy
20 01:14:35 What did we learn?
21 01:18:50 [that tummyscratch beat]
22 01:19:42 Under the covers, with a Fleshlight stuck in a flashlight