Some people drew these...

Lift Like There's No LP ~ art by Sanguinary Novel
If you like Portaxx, you'll LOVE Pertox! ~ art by Lemon
Get out of bed! You're under psychic attack! ~ art by eldritchhat
eldritchhat
Perennial Dissatisfaction ~ art by Spooks
Darn Anti-Pleasure Media ~ art by eldritchhat
eldritchhat
Satan made you a bracelet. So think racist? ~ art by Sauce
wikiHow to cold-cock Lemon in the dick ~ art by Moxie Ramsey
Clean your house for a chocolate bar? ~ art by Moxie Ramsey
Mr. C. Loverfield Monster ~ art by eldritchhat
eldritchhat
please listen. ~ art by Shell Game
Suicide Jesus the Hedgehog likes the song Mad World ~ art by Positronic
dingo ate my dildo ~ art by renew
renew
The Bantam of the Opera ~ art by Christy
Christy
I lift weights and my farts smell real bad ~ art by Beelzeboob
Beelzeboob
If There's Anything Creepy About Me... ~ art by Spooks
four types of frogs ~ art by Positronic
my dog is haunting me ~ art by dijon du jour
art by Ragnarok Boobies
Ragnarok Boobies
art by Amelia Blank
art by Sanguinary Novel
art by Sauce
Cinnabon Snake ~ art by Amelia Blank
art by Amelia Blank
Don't be a Hypercrete! ~ art by Spooks
art by transatlanticalien
transatlanticalien
art by King Kalamari
art by For The Love
For The Love
drinks playing basketball ~ art by Portaxx
Believability Meter is lying ~ art by Shell Game
Call of Duty: Buff Grandpa ~ art by For The Love
For The Love
Oh fuck, it's the Fizzler! ~ art by Positronic
art by Sanguinary Novel
FUCK THE MOON! ~ art by Sauce
Never-ending Orgasm ~ art by dijon du jour
a mullet couple is lookng for a lesbian ~ art by Positronic
jugglypuff boobs ~ art by Sauce
art by Beelzeboob
Beelzeboob
you're going to the detention bunk ~ art by transatlanticalien
transatlanticalien
YOUNG LOVE featuring 20,000 Loves Under the Sea ~ art by dijon du jour
The Fox And No Grapes ~ art by Spooks
The Kool Aid Man screaming CURSE GOD! ~ art by Lemon
art by Ragnarok Boobies
Ragnarok Boobies
gunchucks ~ art by Sauce
art by dijon du jour
art by Sauce
art by Sanguinary Novel
Ants with Human Eyes ~ art by Puppy Time
art by Amelia Blank
I worship Chris Cantelmo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ~ art by Tipsy Almond
Tipsy Almond
art by Sanguinary Novel

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