A Conservative Estimate

14: A Conservative Estimate

If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so…

Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!

13: Faster Pussycat! Ki! Ki!

Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes.…

A Feeling of Kinship

11: A Feeling of Kinship

Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a…

Sex Is Personals

10: Sex Is Personals

While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you…

The Transformers Radio Variety Hour

9: The Transformers Radio Variety Hour

Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and…

Blood & Sparkles

8: Blood & Sparkles

Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the…

Let's Hit Each Other!

Let's Hit Each Other!

An outtake from episode seven, this one was just too precious to not give to you immediately. A straight man from Oslo goes to gay bar to demonstrate his pick-up routines. Profound…

(Point To Schlong)

7: (Point To Schlong)

This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as…

Too Much Paranoias

6: Too Much Paranoias

Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably…

Weight Weight Don't Tell Me

5: Weight Weight Don't Tell Me

This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.

You've Got A Friend

4: You've Got A Friend

Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times.

Metaphorical Chastity

3: Metaphorical Chastity

We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having…

The Internet After Dark

2: The Internet After Dark

This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of.

Tell Me What Adonis Did

1: Tell Me What Adonis Did

For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest.


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