Zekka Meddler

I came home at three only to find GOonS had ransacked my "apartment" first watering plants in kitchen + thenwatering plants in yard. At such time I was twenty + 3 as well you know + enjoyed listening to KORN: but to surprise + vertiable horror tapes in player had been replaced with BEETLEJUICE MUSIC. I was visibly + audibly sickened. It affected neighbors as you knew it would. I couldn't sleep normally for WEEK. I saw you skulking around. You nazis even hid mousepad so I couldnt write theories down.

IT WILL STRIKE YOU LIKE BULLET + RENDER YOU "SENSELESS." I AM MADE STINKING MAD BY RAGEFUL CALAMATIES HAVE BEEN DONE TO ME. I CAN SCARECLY LEAVE HOUSE BECASE OF WHAT YOUR "ACADEMIC ESTABLISHMENT" HAS DONE TO ME.
I AM NOT MATHEMTICIAN. I have great "predictive powers" as does theory. I have been two steps ahead of goons entire time yet they think I am fool.
IN GALILEO'S TIME THEY CALLED HIM CRAZY. THEY BURIED HIM IN STUMP + claimed he never existed. How much intellect has gone to waste discovering MY THEORIES?

SCIENTOLOGISTS + AL CAPONE tried to win me over with SEX DRUGS + MONEY. They frequently relocated FAMILY PHOTOOS + told police to check bedsheets for DRUGS + DRUG MONEY. They recognize me as YOUNG KACZYNSKI + synthesize me as theat. They have taken apart sculpture of Menger sponge + replaced it with dog trash. I was later called upon to write "Hitchhiker's Guidde to Galaxy" sequel nine months before it was written under assumed name of Jochen but I refused + they hunted me like goose.

When I was young squirreL bit me on finger + I HIT IT but since then I have learned to keep manners very dignified around strangers. Angels have always been trouble for me but since then I have found problem + I have solved it. They returned upon initial release of SEMINUX world's first PHOTOGRAPHIC + PHOTOSENSITIVE OPERATING SYSTEM + "CA$H COW."

I KNOW WELL LRH + CIA = manifested (L RON HUBBARD) in LOUIS FARRAKHAN YOUR ARITHMETIC (PUPPET) master of PUPPETS. HE BOOBYTRAPPED CRT + slipped transmission CHIP into lust bag of CLeanie Critters. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BELIEVE KENNEDY DIED OF HIS OWN ACCORD? Goon civil disobedience poolice state has gone TOO FAR in wiretaps + gang-busting PERSONAL + PROFESSIONAL POSSESSIONS. I ONCE HAD LIFESTYLE. I UNDERSTAND TRUSTBUSTING + "PERMANENT DEATH."

SEMINUX WAS INTENDED with two purposes: diagnose images of leaves and geographical separation of purposes. I HAD DIARRHEA AND COULD NOT STOP SHITTING FOR WEEKS. Cure slutty girlfriend.