Sanguinary Novel
Readeth the magicked words within the Necronomewcon Waveth thine plasticked wand over lavender candles Whileth pouring dirty chai teas into thine enemy skulls And then speaketh, foolish mortal, the words of power: EA! EA! WE SUMMON THEE, GARBO ARTIST FROM HELL S̬̣̫͠H̞̫E ͓͘WHO͏̹̯̬ D͖̣̗R̠̠̟Ạ̡WS A ̤̞̝̤TON͍̙ ̴OF̝̀ FP͝LU͔̳͠S A̩̗͓R̰͠TWO͟R̳̬̼K͔̻̜ S̞̠̪̳AN̼G͇̪̯UIN̨A̪̦̲͇RY ̞̖̩͓NO̱͖͠VE̞̳̜Ĺ̹
