The F Plus

Readers: Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Stog, John, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop and Lemon

With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and then mock him for being fat and stupid.

Content Read:
Note: You'll need a Netflix account to view these reviews

1. SI 451395's Burn After Reading and Planet 51 reviews
   
2. SI 451395's Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity review
   
3. more Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity reviews
   
4. Selected Phone Booth review
   
5. Selected G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra reviews
   
6. A whole bunch of movie reviews from $Bill, who is fucking amazing and must be recognized
   
7. Another two from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
   

Music Used:

• Massive Attack - Angel
• Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death

Readers: Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, John, Jack Chick, Isfahan, Stog and Lemon

If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes angling in PlentyOfFish.Com, the fact that it doesn't charge means we don't have to pay to make fun of it.

Content Read:

1. Need some advice... re: blowjobs
   
2. My buddies sister on POF...
   
3. CountIbli's PoF Profile
   
4. GangstaBoo918's PoF Profile
   
5. "I dnt think I can continue seeing u"?
   
6. Regaining her trust
   
7. Why Women Want Assholes And Not Nice Guys???
   
8. Please help me win back gf and daughter
   
9. Testimony, why did you become a Christian?
   

Music Used:

• Johnny Lee - Lookin' For Love
• R Kelly vs Broken Social Scene - I'm a Flirt 7/4 Shoreline

Rejected Episode Titles

• This Episode Is Going To Flounder • How Cod You Read This Garbage? • This Episode Gave Me Sour Trout • Recorded For The Halibut • Your Loneliness Is A Red Herring • My Sole Purpose • Carp About Relationships • Why Isn't John Naming This Episode?



Tags:
• forums
• internet whining
• sluts
• support groups
• the pepetually lonely
• very popular websites
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Readers: Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Bumpgrrl, Bunnybread, Jack Chick, John, Squiddy McEnnui

The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat, which not only reviews bands, but also lets unsigned bands explain how different and special they all are.

Content Read:

1. Austin Tracey reviews Attack Attack! - Attack Attack!
   
2. Maria Garcia interviews Charlotte Sometimes interview
   
3. Selections from Charlotte Sometimes' Twitter
   
4. Unsigned Spotlight: Caleb Lovely
   
5. Unsigned Spotlight: Boys Will Be Boys
   
6. Unsigned Spotlight: Late Night Habit
   
7. Unsigned Spotlight: Cady Groves
   
8. Selections from Cady Groves' Twitter
   

Music Used:

• Attack Attack! - Stick Stickley
• Charlotte Sometimes - Army Men
• Caleb Lovely - Stay
• Boys Will Be Boys - Nowhere Fast
• Late Night Habit - Hopeless Romantic
• Cady Groves - One In The Same
  
• Broken Social Scene - Major Label Debut (fast)

Readers: Acierocolotl, Boots Raingear, John, hazyconspiracy, Isfahan, Stog, Victor Laszlo and Lemon

So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.

Content Read:

1. American Eagle
   RATING: Christmas-Offensive (70%)
2. The GAP
   RATING: Christmas-Offensive (80%)
3. Best Buy
   RATING: Christmas-Offensive (73%)
4. 2009: The War On Christmas
5. Random Thoughts: Holiday Edition

Music Used:

• Fear - Fuck Christmas
• A selection from the Serious Sam Christmas Album
• Fucked Up (and guests) - Do They Know It's Christmas

According to the popular dating website PlentyOfFish, this man (who's name is CountIbil Cthulu) is apparently still single. Have a click and see his profile, and hopefully someone can unravel this mystery.

Me myself? I can only think of two words: Pussy Magnet.

Readers: Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, bumpgrrl, Jimmyfranks, Jack Chick, John, Stog and Lemon

Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea.

Content Read:

1. Super Easy Salad
2. Pink Dippin' Sauce
3. Lucy's Mac and Corn
4. Strip and Go Naked
5. Microwave Roux
6. Kookie Cookies
7. The Mighty Chicken Stuff
8. Taco In A Bag

Music Used:

• Cibo Matto - Beef Jerky
• The Riverboat Gamblers - Let's Eat
• This Was A Real Nice Clambake, from Carousel
• Hot Chip - Crap Kraft Dinner

Jimmyfranks made this. I thought you might like it.

Also, it's a good reminder to listen to episode four if you never have before.

Readers: Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, John, Squiddy McEnnui, Stog, Victor Laszlo and Lemon

It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you are. This week, The F Plus examines the meaning of "Too Much Of A Good Thing"

Content Read:

NOTE:MOST OF THESE LINKS CONTAIN INLINE PORN AND ARE NSFW

1. Big Tits or Big Ass
2. Buttman Remembers Jamie Gillis
3. Jenna Jameson asks MySpace for baby names
4. THESE GIRLS I HAVEN'T SEEN DO ANAL...
5. Porns most hated- I love smut but somethings got to give
6. Aren't "BlowBangs" Really "Gang Blows"?
7. Ever Pee Sperm?

Music Used

• A bunch of 70's porn music that Boots found

No, it won't be about status updates of our favorite F-Plus subjects. Instead, it will have updates on when shows post as well as articles that didn't make the cut, favorite quotes and headers, and sites full of material for future shows. Recommend it to friends so they can get updates on horrible internet people in-between their updates on horrible celebrities!

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