Journal your travels throughout the internet with our limited edition of 200 diplomatic internet passports.
These 4"x5½" pocket sized notebooks have 48 blank 60# pages, saddle-stitched with a 110# Pearlescent cover with the official seal of the internet (a unicorn glasshole and cockatrice with a VR headset) and the latin expression "Res Horribiles, Fanatice Lectitatae" (or "Terrible Things Read With Enthusiasm").
Also, as a recognized customs agent for the Republic of the Internet, Lemon can optionally stamp the first page of your passport. Thanks to Beelzeboob for creating the stamp.