SHORT: Masturbation Gone Wrong

Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:11 Lemon

READERS: Boots Raingear, John, Acierocolotl, Kumquatxop, STOG, Portaxx, Victor Laszlo, and Lemon.

Recorded by Boots Raingear, edited by Portaxx

In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.

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Masturbation Gone Wrong

NOTE: Since recording this episode, it seems that Bad Dragon disallowed guests from viewing the forums, meaning you can only view the content if you log in. So, sorry and/or you're welcome, I guess.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:20

Comments

0 #20 oh6 2011-12-14 06:39

I'm just wondering what that "lollipop - badoop-boop" bit was about.

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+3 #19 Reginald Charming 2011-10-03 22:09

The best part was when Victor read the John F. Kennedy quote after all that talk about cum lube gallon kits.

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+1 #18 Portaxx 2011-10-03 21:50

Quoting Yay Victor!:

I was a part of this one but apparently I had blocked it completely out of my mind. I hope I find a way to block it out again.

You should really re-listen to yourself telling us all about gallon milk jugs full of dragon cum

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+3 #17 Yay Victor! 2011-10-03 21:30

I was a part of this one but apparently I had blocked it completely out of my mind. I hope I find a way to block it out again.

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+1 #16 PORTAXX 2011-10-03 00:56

Quoting bd:

There's only one thing to truly show gratitude for her effort. The Ridiculist has to go in to get her the fanciest dragon-dong possible, then take it and get it gold plated and *ahem* mounted so it's suitable for display in her home. It'll be a conversation starter!

I DO NOT LIKE THIS IDEA DDD8

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0 #15 bd 2011-09-30 11:02

Quoting BootsRaingear:

Portaxx was the only one of us brave enough to gather the material for the episode, and she deserves a fucking medal.

There's only one thing to truly show gratitude for her effort. The Ridiculist has to go in to get her the fanciest dragon-dong possible, then take it and get it gold plated and *ahem* mounted so it's suitable for display in her home. It'll be a conversation starter!

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+1 #14 Zorzark 2011-09-30 01:25

Quoting Anon:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FOUND ANOTHER PAGE AND SOMEONE ATE OUT A HORSE

I quit.

Don't tell me that they were being praised for this. They were being applauded and internet high five'd for this, weren't they? Oh god why

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+1 #13 Notm 2011-09-30 00:44

Welp, I'm gonna need myself a tissue to deal with the spit on my laptop screen when I hear:
Super Smash Sex and
It's not a chew toy.

Dragon Dildos: Giving you heartburning pleasure.

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+1 #12 PORTAXX 2011-09-29 18:06

Quoting Anon:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FOUND ANOTHER PAGE AND SOMEONE ATE OUT A HORSE

I quit.

Yeeeeep that was what broke me when looking up this shit 8( That and of course all the inlined photos of everyone using their dragon dildos. But mostly the actual bestiality. YAY ANIMAL ABUSE!

....

>:(

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