READERS: Portaxx, Bunnybread, Jimmyfranks, Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, John, and Lemon.
Edited by Portaxx
We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back to your old habits. From the very fattest locations of AllRecipes.com to the most criminally negligant Food Network celebrities, we're going to be reading recipes that will make your arteries clog just from the sound of it. This week on The F Plus, it's all gonna look like poo poo.
PIECES READ, IN ORDER
- Tuna Coney Dogs by Cooking 101
- Kitchen Sink Salad Dressing by CHRISTYJ
(with reviews) - Deep-Fried Stuffing on a Stick by Paula Deen
(with reviews) - Sensuous Chocolate Truffles by Sandra Lee
(with reviews) - Snow Ice Cream by Paula Deen
(with reviews) - Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole by Paula Deen (with reviews)
- Homemade Liquors by GOURMETFOX
- Millionaire Date Loaf by m-ann
- Cinnamon "Whippersnappers" by Kathy Scott
- Heavenly Marshmallow Salad by Robin "Heaven"
- Ribs for Kids by Valorie Walker
- Vegetable Pizza II by kathy
(with reviews) - Stupid Hot Dog Thing by Muffin Mom N Garlic Girl
- Yummy Cheese Ball by TABKAT
(with reviews)
- Lazytown - Cooking By The Book
- Louis Jordan and the Tympany Five - Beans And Cornbread
FOOD REVIEWER. He makes reviews on the YouTube. You never knew such a cool dude. He keeps it so fly, and do you know why? It's cause he knows whether to buy that food.
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Because PAULA DEEN OM NOM NOM
Not sure why you would add brown sugar though since the fat in a vinegarette already balances out the acid, and balsamic is sweet anyway.
So Julie Klausner of the excellent How Was Your Week podcast said on her Twitter feed:
Quote:
So I found the recipe, and let me tell you, if salt, bacon, balsamic vinegar, mustard, and brown sugar in the same mixture get you hot and bothered, well then go nuts until the food police arrive to throw you in jail!
God damn it, why didn't I think of that? I blame the flu I've had for the past week. Thank you for saving my culinary soul. Won't add the butter. Cheese food is up for debate, though. Love me some flavored plastic.
Needs ketchup.
If you really are that broke, rice and beans cost less and are infinitely better for you. You can even drown your rice in butter and your beans in cheese food product sauce if you're into that sort of thing.
Great Value Deluxe Macaroni and Cheese + the cheapest hot dogs available =
Discount Stupid Hot Dog Thing
It tastes like salt, fat, and broken dreams, but I'm broke as hell so I don't care.
Yup! I actually googled the recipe because I am apparently a masochist, and that is indeed the poop crepes.
I think that might actually be the thing from the episode's stinger. It looks really familiar, plus it fits the description of "leeches" and "poop crepes."
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