Episode 33: A Frottage In The Woods

Readers: Acierocolotl, Portaxx, Boots Raingear, Lemon, Isfahan, ProtonJon, and John

We're finally back! I know a lot (or at least more than one) of you were concerned we were done no longer doing the thing, and that is absolutely untrue. I tried to explain it in my (unfunny) Op-Ed piece, but scheduling issues met with technical issues, and weeks went by without weird shit to read. And for months, you might have thought the world was a healthier place. You are wrong.

This episode is about a (presumably) small group of men who believe that the truest form of homosex has been subverted by heteronormative forces, and that dongrubbin is the path to enlightenment. They call themselves Cockrub Warriors, even though they don't actually wage war. But the cockrubbin? Yeah, they do seem interested in that part.

I don't think the basketball is in there, guys.

ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING LINKS CONTAIN LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES OF DONGS RUBBING
(also, some really terrible website design)

Content Read:

  1. Founder's Message
  2. Phallic Bonding: A Holy Sacrement
  3. Frot: The Next Sexual Revolution
  4. Definitions
  5. And then some frottage smut that John found. Unfortunately, I don't have a link for that right now.
Last Updated on Friday, 19 April 2013 13:20  

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+1 #7 Pungeon Master 2014-07-14 10:51
These guys must have cocknitive dissonance.
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+4 #6 skub 2012-01-10 21:03
heroichomosex.org/.../...

found the TUFF GUYZ in the most uncomfortable google search of my life
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+1 #5 Julia 2011-02-17 15:35
If it wasn't for the sheer volume of stuff on that site, I'd think it was a joke. I mean, it's hard to believe people can write phrases like "Holy Warrior Jizz" unironically.

(Holy Warrior Jizz, Batman! How are we going to defeat these Cock Rub Warriors?)
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+1 #4 Notm 2011-01-31 01:59
This not only scarred my brain, but also gives a very weird message on my internet history XD

Classic podcast, and always nice to see ProtonJon gettiing a cameo.
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+2 #3 FlossMan 2011-01-29 11:50
I'd love to see John's browser history after his... "expedition" to locate frottage smut.
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0 #2 Dementrious 2011-01-29 04:08
Oh, I'm so upset that you guys don't have a link to that smutty fiction. /sarcasm
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+10 #1 Stog 2011-01-28 04:31
ASSCUNT PUSSYBOY AND THE KNIGHTS OF THE DICKRUB TABLE
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