Episode 141: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote

with Boots Raingear, Frank West, Acierocolotl, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Runic.

Edited by Lemon.

With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic of penis enlargement. Does it work? You might be surprised to find out how inconsequential the answer to that question is. This week, The F Plus LOVES THE BEACH!


MUSIC USED
  1. The Hyltonaires - Big Bamboo
  2. Fred Schneider & Shake Street - Monster
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Saturday, 05 July 2014 15:22  

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0 #34 Hetlan 2014-07-08 20:26
Quoting Adam:
Quoting Hetlan:
I just looked up "Did Oprah have a PE guy on her program?". I now feel astonishingly dumb. Please give me your pity.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/.../ ...


Your pity has been received. I thank you. I can now sleep at night.
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+2 #33 Le Mon 2014-07-05 15:26
Quoting ok:
how is this not tagged "increase your panic size"

Just got to it.
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0 #32 neuersprache 2014-07-05 13:36
Quoting Patrick82:
[quote name="neuersprache"]
That's still a dick. What's your problem.

My problem is that you are bad at reading posts.
Quoting Lady Frenzy:

Just wanna bump this beautiful thing up a notch.
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-5 #31 Patrick82 2014-07-05 05:42
Quoting neuersprache:
Quoting Patrick82:
Quote:
A forum full of genital gendering transmisogynistic trash, what a surprise!

What does any of those words even mean.

It means that out of all the other shit wrong with these people, their ears perked up when they realized no one there ever thinks about transsexual genitals. I think. My newspeak translator might be a bit off.
That's still a dick. What's your problem.
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-5 #30 dodoman1 2014-07-04 23:10
Quoting Disgusted:
A forum full of genital gendering transmisogynistic trash, what a surprise!

Honestly, I think that one of the saddest things to imagine about DickBiggerForum s.com or whatever the fuck this place is called is how many of its members might be trans men who are so desperate to make their penises bigger as a result of their dysphoria that they'll actually resort to hanging weights off their dicks.
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+4 #29 neuersprache 2014-07-04 20:47
Quoting Patrick82:
Quote:
A forum full of genital gendering transmisogynistic trash, what a surprise!

What does any of those words even mean.
It means that out of all the other shit wrong with these people, their ears perked up when they realized no one there ever thinks about transsexual genitals. I think. My newspeak translator might be a bit off.
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+2 #28 Adam 2014-07-03 16:23
Quoting Hetlan:
I just looked up "Did Oprah have a PE guy on her program?". I now feel astonishingly dumb. Please give me your pity.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com/.../ ...
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+2 #27 Anna Roberts 2014-07-03 16:15
Quoting Isfahan:
Look, Anna Roberts, at age 13 all males receive from Man Central the Mandbook (don't worry, the printing is tax-funded). I recently got the 16th Edition on PDF, so I'll just copy and paste a small passage from the fourth chapter:

So it's really the women who are obsessed with penis size, not men, because everything they say has that your-penis-is-too-small subtext to it.


Wait - written language is over 6000 years old and there have only been 16 editions? Well, that explains...some thing, I guess.
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+6 #26 Patrick82 2014-07-03 12:11
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A forum full of genital gendering transmisogynistic trash, what a surprise!
What does any of those words even mean.
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-19 #25 Disgusted 2014-07-03 06:19
A forum full of genital gendering transmisogynist ic trash, what a surprise!
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+2 #24 Hetlan 2014-07-01 19:55
I just looked up "Did Oprah have a PE guy on her program?". I now feel astonishingly dumb. Please give me your pity.
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+7 #23 Gimnbo 2014-07-01 07:42
Quoting ok:
how is this not tagged "increase your panic size"


Because bloody semen is apparently no cause for panic.
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+9 #22 ok 2014-06-30 23:08
how is this not tagged "increase your panic size"
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0 #21 Old_Zircon 2014-06-30 18:02
pnac.org
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+2 #20 Isfahan 2014-06-30 17:35
Quoting AlbieQuirky:
Stop jelqing your posts, Isfahan!


But I should be able to get them at least 50 characters longer!
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-2 #19 dodoman1 2014-06-30 16:19
While I am a person with a penis, I've never really given much thought to the fact that I have one. While I wouldn't prefer not to have one, it's not a really meaningful part of my life, either. That said, the things some of these guys were doing to their penises made me cringe, possibly more than any past F Plus topic has. I bring this up because it seems weird to me that people who are so obsessed with having acceptable penises would agree to methods like these, with symptoms including "penile discoloration" and "bloody discharge".
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+3 #18 AlbieQuirky 2014-06-30 15:33
Quoting Isfahan:
Funnily enough, I had to cut out some characters from that post because when I clicked POST it said "Your comment is too long!"

Uh huh. Sure, commenting box, that doesn't sound patronizing at all. Yeah, yeah, sure, my post is so big you can't handle it. When you started taking comments you were totally unprepared for someone with such huge and wordy posts like mine. Other commenters come along and you're all "Wow, these tiny posts are NOTHING like Isfahan's!"

(Seriously though, the actual maximum length of a post is when you have around 50 characters left.)


Stop jelqing your posts, Isfahan!
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+4 #17 Grygor 2014-06-30 13:30
It pushes blood into the penis, or else it gets the hose again.
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+24 #16 Lady Frenzy 2014-06-30 12:43
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+10 #15 Isfahan 2014-06-30 09:41
Funnily enough, I had to cut out some characters from that post because when I clicked POST it said "Your comment is too long!"

Uh huh. Sure, commenting box, that doesn't sound patronizing at all. Yeah, yeah, sure, my post is so big you can't handle it. When you started taking comments you were totally unprepared for someone with such huge and wordy posts like mine. Other commenters come along and you're all "Wow, these tiny posts are NOTHING like Isfahan's!"

(Seriously though, the actual maximum length of a post is when you have around 50 characters left.)
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+9 #14 Isfahan 2014-06-30 09:37
Look, Anna Roberts, at age 13 all males receive from Man Central the Mandbook (don't worry, the printing is tax-funded). I recently got the 16th Edition on PDF, so I'll just copy and paste a small passage from the fourth chapter:

Quote:
Women and Penis Size: A Translation
"I don't care about penis size." - Your penis is amazingly small and I'm currently on the lookout for a man with a larger one so I can dump your ass to the curb.

"All that penis-enlargement stuff is for silly, insecure men." - If men discover a way to enlarge their penises, then we women will be without an effective means of quantifying and ranking their worth as a lover, so I'm doing my part to discourage it.

"I'm leaving you." - I'm leaving you because your penis is small.
So it's really the women who are obsessed with penis size, not men, because everything they say has that your-penis-is-t oo-small subtext to it.
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+3 #13 Anna Roberts 2014-06-30 05:23
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
If they actually do have a sex life as they purport to, (dubious in most cases) they could just invest this wasted time in communicating and experimenting with their partner, but... no.


If the internet has demonstrated one thing, it's the extremes that some people will go to in order to avoid talking to their partners/losing weight/getting their iron levels checked/reading something other than extremely dirty Supernatural fanfiction/any of the other things widely agreed to be quite good for you. Obvious, simple solution? Nah. Instead make an internet forum about your particular peculiarity and yank it until you're coming blood!
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+2 #12 Dementrious 2014-06-29 18:52
Behind the Ballpit Jelq
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+7 #11 Miles Beavis 2014-06-29 12:12
Actually, thanks to the Lou Reads episode on this, I know that jelqing is not just jerking off. It's literally "wringing" the penis to force more blood into it than it can handle and hoping that the tissue will enlarge to accomodate instead of just rupturing (which is what causes the discoloration that some of these guys are reporting). You're welcome!

Also very disappointed that nobody made a Kryptonian sex penis callback in that inner/outer penis reading.
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+1 #10 ElizabethSterling 2014-06-29 10:46
Quoting Anna Roberts:
I love how these men are convinced that their wives are totally lying to them when they say they don't care about penis size, but remain unable to spot their wives' Watergate-sized lies when the wives say "No, honey - I don't think less of you because you post on a penis enlargement forum and hang wet towels off your tortured junk for four hours every day."
There is an amazingly thin fiction here that they're doing this to improve their sex lives, or that they're not doing it for themselves. They're willing to spend hours, endure pain and potential permanent physical damage or otherwise blow significant sums but they're totally not just fixated on their own junk. If this was gender dysphoria they'd have a clear reason but... it's just some weird narcissism. If they actually do have a sex life as they purport to, (dubious in most cases) they could just invest this wasted time in communicating and experimenting with their partner, but... no.
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+14 #9 Anna Roberts 2014-06-29 09:40
I love how these men are convinced that their wives are totally lying to them when they say they don't care about penis size, but remain unable to spot their wives' Watergate-sized lies when the wives say "No, honey - I don't think less of you because you post on a penis enlargement forum and hang wet towels off your tortured junk for four hours every day."
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+14 #8 montrith 2014-06-29 04:48
HOW I ENCREASE THE SIZE OF MY PANIC?!!
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+4 #7 Penis Authority 2014-06-28 17:35
Quoting frnak penis tribunal:
frnak west penis is not enlarged from jelqing. frank wset is penis criminal. not qualified for penis.

Frnak penis atrocity has go on for long enough.
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+2 #6 AlbieQuirky 2014-06-28 17:14
This for sure needs the "questionable problem-solving " tag!
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0 #5 Le Mon 2014-06-28 16:47
I've been shitty at writing date tags lately. Just fixed the RSS feed so this episode should be at the top.
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