Episode 140: Is There Anyone With A Life On Mars?

with Boots Raingear, Portaxx, John Toast, Jack Chick, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith.

Edited by Lemon.

-=ATTENTION EARTH PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE FOLLOWING URGENT MESSAGE Mars needs poets. Also copywriters. Because maybe if we draft better letters than this one we can hopefully get a couple people with some useful skills END TRANSMISSION=- This week, The F Plus' wives won't mind if we leave forever.


MUSIC USED
  1. Waiting For Guffman - Nothing Ever Happens On Mars
  2. The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - I'm The Urban Spaceman
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 June 2014 07:50  

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+1 #20 RunningIntoWalls 2014-07-22 19:24
I wonder of the ship they plan to build will be named The Whale or The Rumfoord. I also hear that the Army of Mars has some good benefits.
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+5 #19 Grygor 2014-07-18 21:20
The best part about that Kurthohl guy?
"I am working on the molecular genetics of aging"
"occupation: self employed"
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+6 #18 goombapolice 2014-06-24 06:57
I love how goddamn angry everybody got in this episode.
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+2 #17 fortheloveof Holst 2014-06-22 15:20
More like The Bringer Of Bore amirite
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
This must be how Golgafrincham got the idea to shoot all their useless people in to space.

I'm glad I didn't have to make this joke

Quoting Eoora:
As a recent grad with an English degree, I'll be honest and admit that I had a hard time listening to this episode. These days, it seems like I can't do anything I used to enjoy without being reminded of what a waste of time and money the past five years of my life have been.

You should've gone into making apps that tell you the percentage of dog shit on the pavement in your local area, or an app that just says "Yo" to your friends. All way more useless that English Studies and the like, but with a fresh, new, free-market smell!
brb, gonna write an app that'll categorise Mars Rover photos of Martian rocks according to how much they look like a poop.
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+1 #16 AgentCoop 2014-06-22 14:33
Also, if these people went to the event horizon dimension, they could only get more sane
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+2 #15 AgentCoop 2014-06-22 14:30
Quoting Duster:
All of those people in the introduction thread sound like terrible World of Darkness player characters.

Martians: the stupeding
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+9 #14 Fremdschämen 2014-06-22 10:30
Not an internet detective; I know about Maggie from tumblr. The minute I heard "world's largest zippers" I was like "wait it can't be..." and then "interests: transformers" came along and oh mannnn I know who that isssss. And yes, those world's largest zippers ARE used for Kingdom Hearts Cosplay. How ever did you guess. Also, surprised she's still using Maggie in her screennames considering that she goes by a Japanese name with all her real-life acquaintances. I believe she actually legally changed her name to it. She currently lives in an FF7 house with another High End Costumer whose mother owns the house, their poor workhorse roomie who does the only retail work, and a girl who thinks she is, no lie, the living incarnation of Dirge from Transformers Animated and the spirit of greed which supposedly explains why she needs to spend the entire house's budget on TF and Monster High toys. Sad fact: there are actually two different people on tumblr who think they are that specific Dirge.
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0 #13 Tess R. Act 2014-06-21 21:56
For the record, Lockheed Martin will do a study for anyone who pays them enough, and I mean anyone. It's the number one product of their aerospace division.
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+5 #12 Duster 2014-06-21 20:48
All of those people in the introduction thread sound like terrible World of Darkness player characters.
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+18 #11 montrith 2014-06-21 14:03
Quoting Eoora:
As a recent grad with an English degree, I'll be honest and admit that I had a hard time listening to this episode. These days, it seems like I can't do anything I used to enjoy without being reminded of what a waste of time and money the past five years of my life have been. Of course, it's probably good to be reminded, or else I could end up like the people featured in this episode. If nothing else, I'm glad that other people can take pleasure in noting how worthless we are.

It was a good episode.


Hey, I have an English degree too! It doesn't make you worthless, but thinking it qualifies you for the first manned mission to Mars does suggest some delusions about what you can and can't do.
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+3 #10 Eoora 2014-06-21 12:50
As a recent grad with an English degree, I'll be honest and admit that I had a hard time listening to this episode. These days, it seems like I can't do anything I used to enjoy without being reminded of what a waste of time and money the past five years of my life have been. Of course, it's probably good to be reminded, or else I could end up like the people featured in this episode. If nothing else, I'm glad that other people can take pleasure in noting how worthless we are.

It was a good episode.
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+1 #9 Sion 2014-06-21 11:35
I'm glad to see Lemon got around to adding tags to the new episodes. I was beginning to worry the F-Plus began to endorse tagism.
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+4 #8 ElizabethSterling 2014-06-21 09:15
This must be how Golgafrincham got the idea to shoot all their useless people in to space.
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+2 #7 A Meat 2014-06-21 04:07
Huh, none of these idiots were talking about getting high on Mars.
I was expecting to be able to make a "Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch" joke, but I guess these morons are too optimistic to realize that being on mars would be so shitty that they'd need hallucinogenics to not go crazy from the conditions.
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+5 #6 Zeis 2014-06-21 01:58
Alternate title for this episode: Mars Needs Morons
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0 #5 UltimateOverlord 2014-06-21 00:39
Did none of these idiots notice that none of them knew how to build, say, a FUCKING ROCKET?! Or life support? Or anything remotely useful on another fucking planet?!
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+5 #4 Joe Spaceman 2014-06-20 23:07
What Mars needs now is another folk singer, like I need a hole in my spacesuit.
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+3 #3 Yunobro 2014-06-20 21:52
woah hey what a weird coincidence, my older brother was one of the shortlisted people for this thing, and now here we all get to hear about the people who didnt quite make it that far
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+2 #2 Sex Bomb 2014-06-20 21:33
So has montrith returned to her home planet now?
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+10 #1 Hetlan 2014-06-20 20:31
Awwww man kicking of this boring family reunion with a new episode. Thanks guys, this is making my trip... out of this world! Woaaaah!
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I'm sorry I'll go sit in a corner.
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