Episode 136: This Testes My Limits

with Boots Raingear, Jimmyfranks, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by cyberventurer.

Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother.


MUSIC USED
  1. Young MC - Bust A Move
  2. The Asylum Street Spankers - The Scrotum Song
ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 June 2014 07:52  

Comments   

 
+1 #32 i know your secret 2014-05-22 15:47
Quoting John Toast:
Hey, guess which episode I may never listen to!

(Hint: it's this one.)

Because when you have access to the real thing on the reg listening to someone read about it just doesn't get the blood pumping like it used to.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #31 John Toast 2014-05-22 12:37
Hey, guess which episode I may never listen to!

(Hint: it's this one.)
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+4 #30 Driya 2014-05-18 18:11 Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #29 DRAGON GONADS 2014-05-16 12:41
Jack Chick needs to start some kind of theatrical trad-metal shock rock outfit with those gross poetry reading skills. My god.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+23 #28 moz 2014-05-14 23:42
Oh man some of this was just painful to listen to. Thinking that 3 x $80 outbids $250? What the fuck is this shit???

Rest was a hoot though
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #27 KingKalamariari 2014-05-13 20:25
Adam's story of being kicked in the balls definitely aroused me...But that's only because I have a "People being tricked into reading things" fetish
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+1 #26 Agent Coop 2014-05-13 20:12
Quoting my balls are flat:
Quoting Agent Coop:
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting Agent Coop:
Now I know what the Mountain Goats song "orange ball of hate" is about

the best ever ball-crushing group in Denton never did settle on a name


When you punish a persons balls for dreaming their dreams....

You should expect them to thank and forgive you...



This is why I love this website.

For the first time in weeks, the tears welling to my eyes are ones of joy, and not ones of intense scrotal pain
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #25 my balls are flat 2014-05-13 16:11
Quoting Agent Coop:
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting Agent Coop:
Now I know what the Mountain Goats song "orange ball of hate" is about

the best ever ball-crushing group in Denton never did settle on a name


When you punish a persons balls for dreaming their dreams....

You should expect them to thank and forgive you...
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #24 Agent Coop 2014-05-13 13:07
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting Agent Coop:
Now I know what the Mountain Goats song "orange ball of hate" is about

the best ever ball-crushing group in Denton never did settle on a name


When you punish a persons balls for dreaming their dreams....
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #23 Duster 2014-05-13 12:50
You know atthat least one guy watched the coach from Beavis and Butthead and went "Well I can masturbate to this!"
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+4 #22 dodoman1 2014-05-13 00:08
Quoting Agent Coop:
Now I know what the Mountain Goats song "orange ball of hate" is about

the best ever ball-crushing group in Denton never did settle on a name
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #21 Agent Coop 2014-05-12 19:35
Now I know what the Mountain Goats song "orange ball of hate" is about
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+11 #20 Zeis 2014-05-12 19:05
Meanwhile the Grand Council of Dragon Matriarchs are at a COMPLETE loss to explain why they're going extinct.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #19 jackchick666metal 2014-05-12 13:18
Quoting platedlizard:
I almost couldn't make it through this one. I have no balls myself, but i was cringing the entire time and only copious amounts of box wine kept me going. How the hell did you guys manage to finish reading that?


I actually had no problems with this episode at all. I had complete dissociation from the content (thank satan), so it was just reading silly stuff and giggling
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #18 forthelove 2014-05-12 13:09
scrotum? darn near crushed 'em!
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #17 Forever Jung 2014-05-12 12:04
Let's get to bashin' butts, as well as DEEZ nuts.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #16 EYE OF ZA 2014-05-12 06:09
Quoting Down10:
A prime entry for the "how in the hell did you get that fetish?" tag.

I'd say bashing people in the nuts is the sort of shit goblins do, too.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+4 #15 Max Headroom 2014-05-11 21:45
Ah, the Fplus...making me a fetish expert little by little.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #14 Miles Beavis 2014-05-11 20:31
Quoting Ear Masochist:
Thanks for continuing to challenge us with your groundbreaking Podcast of Transgression.

Pfft, looks like someone hasn't heard Lou's eunuch episode.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #13 confusedaboutmybody 2014-05-11 19:02
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Is this actually how "busting a nut" happens? Please advise.

"Dear Yahoo! Answers..."
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+3 #12 Cuddlesquid 2014-05-11 18:59
Is this actually how "busting a nut" happens? Please advise.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
0 #11 platedlizard 2014-05-11 17:53
I almost couldn't make it through this one. I have no balls myself, but i was cringing the entire time and only copious amounts of box wine kept me going. How the hell did you guys manage to finish reading that?
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
0 #10 Asexual Balls Lover 2014-05-11 16:32 Quote | This is spam.
 
 
0 #9 Down10 2014-05-11 15:53
A prime entry for the "how in the hell did you get that fetish?" tag.

Bee tee dubs: Happy Mother's Day! All of these people had moms who either didn't love them enough, or loved them perhaps a little too much.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #8 Ear Masochist 2014-05-11 14:31
Thanks for continuing to challenge us with your groundbreaking Podcast of Transgression.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #7 lily 2014-05-11 12:46
Standing ovation for whoever did Kermit the Kramfrog
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+10 #6 ForTheLoveOfBalls 2014-05-11 12:12

There was... I think an Indian man... Who would tie his dick and balls around a rope and lift stones with 'em... Boy, I'm a treasure trove of vague, genital-related pop-culture information right now.
Why did you not use Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker", by the way? I mean, the episode title largely makes up for that, but it was still a bit disappointing not to hear it.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+1 #5 Le Mon 2014-05-11 11:39
Quoting Dementrious:
I like how Adam Bozarth cloned himself just for this reading.

Whoops. Fixed.
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+2 #4 ElizabethSterling 2014-05-11 11:15
Quoting Dementrious:
I like how Adam Bozarth cloned himself just for this reading.
Maybe that's what Lemon named his testicles?
Quote | This is spam.
 
 
+1 #3 Dementrious 2014-05-11 11:14
I like how Adam Bozarth cloned himself just for this reading.
Quote | This is spam.
 

Add comment

POST

COMMENTS

For press inquiries and questions about the podcast, e-mail lemon@thefpl.us

[Valid RSS] Creative Commons License

WHO'S THAT?

We have 36 guests online