Episode 135: These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks

with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, John Toast, Kumquatxop, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by mapled.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

WARNING: This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This week, The F Plus explores The Fetish Matrix and very much earns our explicit rating.


MUSIC USED
  1. Liz Phair - Hot White Cum
  2. Tony Bennett - My Favorite Things
Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 June 2014 07:52  

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0 #53 dodoman1 2014-05-30 12:15
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Gimnbo:
So in the final cut of this episode the term "sounding" is dangled in front of us without any definition.

I'm here to warn curious people not to take the bait.

Looks like someone missed the Easter egg from the plushfuckers episode. On the bright side, that means you probably haven't heard the rest of the episode either.

It's explained in the Pounced.org episode too, I believe.
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+2 #52 Miles Beavis 2014-05-30 00:21
Quoting Gimnbo:
So in the final cut of this episode the term "sounding" is dangled in front of us without any definition.

I'm here to warn curious people not to take the bait.

Looks like someone missed the Easter egg from the plushfuckers episode. On the bright side, that means you probably haven't heard the rest of the episode either.
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+3 #51 Gimnbo 2014-05-29 22:01
So in the final cut of this episode the term "sounding" is dangled in front of us without any definition.

I'm here to warn curious people not to take the bait.
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+4 #50 lily 2014-05-11 11:36
Oh man. Please consider letting F-list become a recurring topic like wikiHow.

I was listening to this podcast in the lab and "BOYMEAT" brought me to my knees with laughter for a solid couple of minutes and then periodically for the rest of the night. This podcast is amazing.
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-8 #49 Joel Berrycatcher 2014-05-10 21:49
"fetish excel sheet" i don't see anything really successful or excelling about fetishes, what, can i get payed for doing soul crushing bull for money- oh wait yeah never mind
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-9 #48 Joel Berrycatcher 2014-05-10 21:47
being in the furfag fandom, seeing this bullshit makes me just nod and smile, and ponder the true depths of peoples fucking filthy ass thoughts goddammit
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+3 #47 ForTheLoveOfCocks 2014-05-10 13:39
Well I'm sure glad that mystery's been solved.
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+4 #46 Captain Weezer 2014-05-10 13:31
Sorry for double posting, but I found out that the movie was called "Ants In The Pants" in the US. Should have googled that before I posted.
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+3 #45 Captain Weezer 2014-05-10 13:28
When you talk about the German Sentient Cock movie I believe you are thinking of "Harte Jungs" (lit. translation "Hard Boys", though "Tough Guys" (without the Z and frotting) might be more appropriate). It's basically Germanys attempt at American Pie and manages to be even worse somehow. The sentient cock is really only a small part of the movie and doesn't factor into the "plot" at all. That said, I was ten when the movie came out and thought it was the hypest shit.
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+1 #44 ForTheLoveOfCocks 2014-05-10 11:17
Welp, while looking for clips of that German Sentient Cock movie I stumbled on an entirely different American Sentient Cock movie...

watch?v=uZqxkqEGyJ8

Bad Johnson Official Trailer (2014) Cam Gigandet, Sex Comedy HDQuoting Youtube Comments:
cesar garcia:HAHA IT´S ME YOUR @#%/&-)!"&$()¡* WTF!!!??
Jodie Hill: I hope this is never allowed out! It's not fair on Starkid. They did it first!?
Karrosh: Please just fuck off, theater fags. Nobody gives a shit that the movie's plot is similar to some play you geeked about in 2009.
Ha-ha. They ripped off Starkid.
Wah wah wah. This idea isn't even original.
Quoting karrosh Uploads:
EVE Online - Exploration Near Sivala
What I love on Youtube is that I can click the profiles of a variety of people with different opinions and they usually turn out to be: crazy, weaboos, angry gamers or 4channers.
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+4 #43 dodoman1 2014-05-07 20:55
Quoting AgentCoop:
Demonic Cum is the worst HP Lovecraft story.

The Doom That Came In Sarnath.
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+4 #42 furry film studies 2014-05-07 18:42
Der Cumgolem, wie er in die Welt kam

New 2 DVD/1 Blu-ray set from The Criterion Collection.

New commentary track featuring 2 The Ranting Gryphon & Dick Wadd.
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+2 #41 AgentCoop 2014-05-07 16:02
Demonic Cum is the worst HP Lovecraft story.
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0 #40 Ashto 2014-05-07 00:12
Quoting KingKalamariari:
"Hard cum facial"

Is that where you freeze your jizz and then use it to bludgeon someone with it?

Quoting KingKalamariari:
"Hard cum facial"

Is that where you freeze your jizz and then use it to bludgeon someone with it?


Now, would that be classified as simple assault, or a sex crime?
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+1 #39 dodoman1 2014-05-06 21:32
Quoting isogloss:
Anyway, I like that in Alyssa's world, tight urethras are noteworthy

I'm pretty sure that whoever made that profile doesn't know how a vagina works.
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+5 #38 Spoilers 2014-05-05 23:13
Quoting isogloss:
Anyway, I like that in Alyssa's world, tight urethras are noteworthy

Some day I will learn not to peek at the comments before listening to the episode. This is a sentence that should not be. And now I'm scared.
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+7 #37 isogloss 2014-05-05 22:12
Anyway, I like that in Alyssa's world, tight urethras are noteworthy
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+10 #36 isogloss 2014-05-05 21:58
SJW TIME

Quoting fortheloveofLists:
Doesn't "pansexual" include kids and dead people too?
It basically means the same as "bisexual," except it rejects the idea that gender is binary (as implied by bi-sexual). A lot of bisexuals reject the gender binary too, they just don't want to use a label that makes it sound like they'd fuck kids and dead people.
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+1 #35 Zeis 2014-05-05 18:34
Kind of surprised nobody made a 'Horselover Fat' joke whenn Philip K. Dick came up.
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+2 #34 oopsiepanty 2014-05-05 17:57
Quoting KingKalamariari:
"Hard cum facial"

Is that where you freeze your jizz and then use it to bludgeon someone with it?

For instructions on the former please refer to episode 63.
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+1 #33 KingKalamariari 2014-05-05 16:57
"Hard cum facial"

Is that where you freeze your jizz and then use it to bludgeon someone with it?
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+2 #32 IPreferHerEarlyWork 2014-05-04 19:35
"Small Dom, Big Sub" is the newest TLC reality show.

Also Boots why that Liz Phair song? Why do you hate?
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+3 #31 AgentCoop 2014-05-04 08:27
Quoting Lé Mon:
I've never heard of this German sentient cock movie, but now I wanna see the crossover film of a related German movie I have seen, ala Freddy vs Jason:

The Killer Condom vs The Sentient Cocks.
The time has come for the future of cum.


It would win a PALMS D'or.

Get it?

Palms?
I'm so sorry....
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+4 #30 Max Headroom 2014-05-04 06:37
Hyper cock...now I'm imagining a huge cock flying in space while the THX theme plays.
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+2 #29 Anon 2014-05-03 22:05
Quoting Lé Mon:
I've never heard of this German sentient cock movie, but now I wanna see the crossover film of a related German movie I have seen, ala Freddy vs Jason:

The Killer Condom vs The Sentient Cocks.
The time has come for the future of cum.


I believe the tagline would be:
Cumming to a theater near you.
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+7 #28 Lé Mon 2014-05-03 16:35
I've never heard of this German sentient cock movie, but now I wanna see the crossover film of a related German movie I have seen, ala Freddy vs Jason:

The Killer Condom vs The Sentient Cocks.
The time has come for the future of cum.
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+11 #27 fortheloveofLists 2014-05-03 15:53
You two are Superb and Excellent at reading each others posts. Good job. Quoting Nalia Whitefur:
Fave: Anal Prolapse No: Farting
"Aw yeah look at that colon hangin out all sexy like *PFRT* You fucking disgusting pig!"
No: realism (Says so much with so little)
Yes: Sentient Cocks (Wish I was kidding when I say that there was a German movie about this. I think the cock was giving flirting lessons to its owner?)
Yes:Mollusca [slugs, snails, oysters, squids, worm, etc...] *Goes Super Portaxx-Saiyan Level 3* WORMS ARE NOT MOLLUSKS
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-7 #26 ElizabethSterling 2014-05-03 15:25
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
...yeah, no persecution complex there.

What? You're really dead-set on this, aren't you?

Quoting ElizabethSterling:
Not like comparing furries to dangerous alien beings was a joke. Are you for real?

My mistake; I thought that you were comparing the fetish website to the colony. I apologize for focusing on the wrong element of your Aliens joke, and I hope that it hasn't caused too much inconvenience.
I... what? You... you do that.
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0 #25 Miles Beavis 2014-05-03 15:15
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
...yeah, no persecution complex there.

What? You're really dead-set on this, aren't you?

Quoting ElizabethSterling:
Not like comparing furries to dangerous alien beings was a joke. Are you for real?

My mistake; I thought that you were comparing the fetish website to the colony. I apologize for focusing on the wrong element of your Aliens joke, and I hope that it hasn't caused too much inconvenience.
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-5 #24 ElizabethSterling 2014-05-03 13:56
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
Seems a simple joke may have touched a nerve...

I didn't italicize "furries" out of some persecution complex, you idiot. I was highlighting the absurdity of thinking that they're somehow so much worse than the rest of the craziness on the site. It's all stupid and fucked-up; there's no reason to pretend that a community literally formed to catalog and cross-reference insane sexual fetishes would somehow be better if furries weren't involved.
...yeah, no persecution complex there. Not like comparing furries to dangerous alien beings was a joke. Are you for real?
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