Episode 134: Build A Better Buttplug And The World Will Beat Off

with Boots Raingear, Acierocolotl, Isfahan, Portaxx, Jack Chick, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate.

Edited by Acierocolotl.

For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed you up for surprise phone sex.


MUSIC USED
  1. Pornosonic: Prepare for the Takeoff
  2. Pornosonic: Cramming for College
Last Updated on Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:44  

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0 #23 isogloss 2014-05-06 18:11
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
So I'd call Porn Hop a flimsy front for prostitution but flimsy seems generous.


Why would you even think that? They're just a legitimate business that's planning to host a $40k wrap party in a country known for sex tourism.
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+2 #22 jackchick666 2014-05-02 13:06
Quoting Commisama:
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Spoiler: I may not always be as dumb as I portray myself.


Oh sure, and Jack Chick isn't metal Ash Ketchum.


GOTTA THRASH 'EM ALL!!!
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+1 #21 Duster 2014-04-27 14:00
I often listen to new episodes when I do my weekend apartment cleaning. I'm pretty sure my neighbors now know more about weird sex toys than they ever wanted to know.
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0 #20 Miles Beavis 2014-04-26 23:48
Quoting ElizabethSterling:
Are you suggesting that Canada isn't really full of people so polite and out of touch they seem to have been knitted rather than born? My world view is rattled!

Still better than the disgusting, hamburger-eatin g place that is AMERICA, no matter the refuge there for fugitive werewolves.
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0 #19 ElizabethSterling 2014-04-26 12:28
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Quoting A Meat:
[quote name="Acierocolotl"]
Didn't you also try and claim that a magic spell starting with "goo goo, gah gah" is Gangsta Rap?


Spoiler: I may not always be as dumb as I portray myself.
Are you suggesting that Canada isn't really full of people so polite and out of touch they seem to have been knitted rather than born? My world view is rattled!
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+9 #18 Commisama 2014-04-26 01:25
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Spoiler: I may not always be as dumb as I portray myself.


Oh sure, and Jack Chick isn't metal Ash Ketchum.
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+3 #17 AgentCoop 2014-04-25 17:16
Quoting A Meat:
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Quoting KingKalamariari:
I like that Acier's point of reference for Hip Hop seems to only consist of people going "Yo yo!"


Now that's not strictly true. I also know that most rap songs start off, "Yo, I'm [somename] and I'm here to say..." and what follows is a safety lecture.


Didn't you also try and claim that a magic spell starting with "goo goo, gah gah" is Gangsta Rap?


If you think that ain't gangsta rap, you obviously haven't heard Lil' B's newest mixtape.
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0 #16 Acierocolotl 2014-04-25 13:10
Quoting A Meat:
[quote name="Acierocolotl"]
Didn't you also try and claim that a magic spell starting with "goo goo, gah gah" is Gangsta Rap?


Spoiler: I may not always be as dumb as I portray myself.
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+2 #15 A Meat 2014-04-25 12:13
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Quoting KingKalamariari:
I like that Acier's point of reference for Hip Hop seems to only consist of people going "Yo yo!"


Now that's not strictly true. I also know that most rap songs start off, "Yo, I'm [somename] and I'm here to say..." and what follows is a safety lecture.


Didn't you also try and claim that a magic spell starting with "goo goo, gah gah" is Gangsta Rap?
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+17 #14 Acierocolotl 2014-04-25 01:36
Quoting KingKalamariari:
I like that Acier's point of reference for Hip Hop seems to only consist of people going "Yo yo!"


Now that's not strictly true. I also know that most rap songs start off, "Yo, I'm [somename] and I'm here to say..." and what follows is a safety lecture.
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+4 #13 KingKalamariari 2014-04-24 16:52
I like that Acier's point of reference for Hip Hop seems to only consist of people going "Yo yo!"
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+4 #12 AgentCoop 2014-04-24 13:45
You could honestly replace all instances of the word "person" in the script for Salo with "wolf thing," and furries would give you money.
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+2 #11 eye of za 2014-04-24 07:34
Quoting moz:
At a guess I'd say that most furries are living with their parents into adulthood - even the shittiest job leaves some nice disposable cash without rent or bills to pay.

I brought this up over on ballpit but part of my experience with furries have been that some of them have military jobs, which leaves them with military benefits, but because they're internet nerds, they often don't have much in the way of expenses, so that leaves them a lot of disposable income.

The other theme I've seen is horrible mismanagement of money.

The other other theme I've seen is people with just massive amounts of money thrown around all the time and I have no clue where it comes from.
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+2 #10 moz 2014-04-24 06:20
At a guess I'd say that most furries are living with their parents into adulthood - even the shittiest job leaves some nice disposable cash without rent or bills to pay.
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+2 #9 fortheloveofHandyMen 2014-04-23 18:12
Quoting assdestructor666999:

loOking for ass masonry stroies

looking fOr ass masonry storeis. want srtoies where trowel is used to make brick wall in as so NO COCKS CAN GO IN. if cocks can go in it is not what i want i wnat you to describe the process in detal and the charcter thinking about how NO COCKS CAN GO IN. thank yuo.


u r welcum..
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+1 #8 ElizabethSterling 2014-04-23 17:14
So I'd call Porn Hop a flimsy front for prostitution but flimsy seems generous.
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+6 #7 assdestructor666999 2014-04-23 14:35
Quoting Reginald Charming:
So what is that blue object in the picture for? Is that some kind of trowel for ass masonry play?

loOking for ass masonry stroies

looking fOr ass masonry storeis. want srtoies where trowel is used to make brick wall in as so NO COCKS CAN GO IN. if cocks can go in it is not what i want i wnat you to describe the process in detal and the charcter thinking about how NO COCKS CAN GO IN. thank yuo.
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+4 #6 Reginald Charming 2014-04-23 11:25
So what is that blue object in the picture for? Is that some kind of trowel for ass masonry play?
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0 #5 forthelove 2014-04-22 21:19
haha

i can vote
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+1 #4 Miles Beavis 2014-04-22 20:50
I guess that without John in the episode we have to maintain the bad pun quota somehow.
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+2 #3 dodoman1 2014-04-22 20:07
Quoting forthelove:
Wang Cum Leak

Everybody Wang Cum tonight.
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+3 #2 forthelove 2014-04-22 13:15
Quantum Lips / Quantum Lapdance / Wang Cum Leak

Starring Scott Buck-u-like as Sam Fuckit
and Dean Studwell as Rear Admiral Al Cunnilicci

Dr. Sam Fuckit, quantum physicist from the near future gets lost in pussy following a time travel sexperiment, temporarily taking the places of other people to "put it in what once craved dong".

Inspired by Heaven Can Wank, a remaker of here Cums Mr. Jordan.

List of Episodes: ( No. Of Episodes: 69 )

Season 1:
1. Gene in Sis (part 1) - directed by David Cummings
2. Gene in Sis (part 2) - directed by David Cummings
3. Star-Cross-Dressed
4. The (Wanking) Right Hand of God - by Gilbert Shit-on
5. How the Tush Was Won - directed by Ivan Dicks-on
6. Double-D-Cup Identity - directed by Aaron Lips-stud
7. The Color of Froth
8. Cummy-kazi Kid
9. Play With It Again, Seymour
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+11 #1 Lori 2014-04-22 09:50
I was coming back to the front page to find a different one of ya'lls podcasts to listen to because I love them.

I especially love listening to them at work. Never have I scrolled so fast to get away from a 2in x 2in picture.

Of course I'm still listening to it. Worth the risk.
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