Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)

with Boots Raingear, STOG, John Toast, Montrith, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith

Edited by John Toast.

With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique.


MUSIC USED
  1. kz-livetune - Sex On The Skyrim
Last Updated on Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:46  

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+1 #38 ElizabethSterling 2014-04-20 05:17
Bottom line is that, sure, rape fantasies happen and when they're kept private and consensual, that's your own business. The fact that person-on-perso n rape fantasies is the thin end of the wedge in the community and that the members seem so disconnected from reality... that's creepy... and well worth mocking if only so we don't cry.
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+6 #37 PLEA SE HLEP 2014-04-15 14:02
Quoting Acierocolotl:
rejoining polite society

Hey hey hey let's not get ahead of ourselves man.
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+3 #36 Acierocolotl 2014-04-15 13:04
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Would you rather they admit that it turns them on and they want a rape and slavery mod for Skyrim so they can masturbate to it?
Yes. And with that brave first step of admission, they can start the process of healing and rejoining polite society.
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+1 #35 A Meat 2014-04-15 12:43
Quoting montrith:
"I NEED RAPE IN MY GAME OTHERWISE IT'S NOT REALISTIC PLZ GIVE ME RAPE MOD WITH DOGS AND HORSES!! I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE PLZ GIVE ME MOD WHERE I CAN FUCK CORPSES AND FORCE WOMEN INTO PROSTITUTION I'M NOT A CREEP IT'S FOR LORE!"


Would you rather they admit that it turns them on and they want a rape and slavery mod for Skyrim so they can masturbate to it?
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+8 #34 HELP ME e 2014-04-15 12:36
Quoting montrith:
"I NEED RAPE IN MY GAME OTHERWISE IT'S NOT REALISTIC PLZ GIVE ME RAPE MOD WITH DOGS AND HORSES!! I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE PLZ GIVE ME MOD WHERE I CAN FUCK CORPSES AND FORCE WOMEN INTO PROSTITUTION I'M NOT A CREEP IT'S FOR LORE!"

LOOKING FOR HISTORICAL ATROCITY MODS.

LOOKING FOR MODS WHICH RECREATE HISTORICAL ATROCITIES IN SKYRIM.

LOOKING FOR MODS WHICH ALLOW GENOCIDE AND MASS SLAVERY.

LOOKING FOR COUNTESS BATHORY MOD.

WANT MOD THAT PUT CHILD MURDER IN SKYRIM?

PLEASE HELP. IMPORTANT FOR MY ROLE PLAYING EXPERIENCE.
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+12 #33 montrith 2014-04-15 11:49
"I NEED RAPE IN MY GAME OTHERWISE IT'S NOT REALISTIC PLZ GIVE ME RAPE MOD WITH DOGS AND HORSES!! I'M NOT HURTING ANYONE PLZ GIVE ME MOD WHERE I CAN FUCK CORPSES AND FORCE WOMEN INTO PROSTITUTION I'M NOT A CREEP IT'S FOR LORE!"
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+8 #32 Acierocolotl 2014-04-15 11:41
I'm very glad we're going to have this discussion.
Quoting rpgcodex.net:
I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.

I don't. It's quantifiably gross.
Quote:
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.
That they're not actively publicizing it is their only merit. That they like some of this stuff is quite shameful, and it IS a freak circus, and it's absurdly easy to get to. It's a hive of despicability.
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We get it, you're disgusted,
"WE"? Speak for yourself. Your attempt to claim some sort of moral majority highground position here is risible.
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'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.
Oh, NOW you're talking for yourself. At least you got something right. These people are sick, and comedy aside they need help. YOU need help NOW.
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+2 #31 ElizabethSterling 2014-04-15 00:03
Quoting rpgcodex.net:
I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.

We get it, you're disgusted, you don't wanna see it. Then why talk about it? Why visit it? No one's asking you to get in there.

'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.
So, the podcast's tagline is "terrible things read with enthusiasm", not "documenting the terrible ills of society".
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+3 #30 callback dave 2014-04-14 23:40
Quoting rpgcodex.net:
I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.

We get it, you're disgusted, you don't wanna see it. Then why talk about it? Why visit it? No one's asking you to get in there.

'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.

2 the Ranting Gryphon is real into Skyrim now apparently.
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+4 #29 Gimnbo 2014-04-14 22:28
Quoting rpgcodex.net:

I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.

We get it, you're disgusted, you don't wanna see it. Then why talk about it? Why visit it? No one's asking you to get in there.

'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.


And we think it's funny. I doubt there's anyone here who, upon encountering Loverslab, thought to themselves "I think this place skeeves me out but I'm going to listen to what Lemon has to say before jumping to that conclusion."

Also if you make this stuff so you can play out your weird rape fantasy you deserve all the shit you get.
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+6 #28 KingKalamariari 2014-04-14 21:19
Quoting rpgcodex.net:
I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.

We get it, you're disgusted, you don't wanna see it. Then why talk about it? Why visit it? No one's asking you to get in there.

'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.


I don't think you've quite gotten your head around this site's modus operandi...
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-4 #27 rpgcodex.net 2014-04-14 20:44
I think people are too easy to condemn Lovers Lab.
They're disturbing no one, they're making content they actually liked - yet you seem hell-bent in promoting it like some kind of 'freak show circus' going on.

We get it, you're disgusted, you don't wanna see it. Then why talk about it? Why visit it? No one's asking you to get in there.

'OMG SICK PPL SICK PPL COME SEE SICK PPL' is all I hear.
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+4 #26 KingKalamariari 2014-04-10 18:06
Lemon singing "People Like Us" made me smile. ANd it really is true: these Loverslab guys

They don't want freedom,
They don't want justice
They just wa-aaaa-ant
A penis to mod
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+4 #25 paudax 2014-04-08 22:00
Quoting fortheshlong:
Quoting Duster:
Shlongs on Skyrim

Shlongs in that context sounds like a verb.
it would be used by fucked up tweens like "glomp" or "clop"
*shlongs on skyrim*
Or "I caught him shlongin on the job", "Shlong on, brother", "she shlongs so shlongfully"
Actually it's starting to sound like a porn parody of smurfs.


Papa Shlong.


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+2 #24 fortheshlong 2014-04-08 18:01
Quoting Duster:
Shlongs on Skyrim

Shlongs in that context sounds like a verb.
it would be used by fucked up tweens like "glomp" or "clop"
*shlongs on skyrim*
Or "I caught him shlongin on the job", "Shlong on, brother", "she shlongs so shlongfully"
Actually it's starting to sound like a porn parody of smurfs.


Papa Shlong.
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+6 #23 Duster 2014-04-07 21:37
I think my favorite part of this whole episode was how fucking judgey everyone was with their Skyrim sex mods. I was just imagining a guy looking at the screen with a sneer going "Oh, you have Shlongs on Skyrim? Plebian."
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+2 #22 i stole your boobs 2014-04-07 18:31
Roger Corman is too classy for "Boob Justice". I think that sounds more like Lee Frost material.
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+3 #21 A Space Cat 2014-04-07 12:41
Stoner with the boner was is one of your best recent readings. I was crying at "Lydia pinching off a steamer" :)
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+5 #20 forthelove 2014-04-07 07:55
Quoting Adventure Time:
Attention all internet,

Stop talking about Adventure Time.

Thank you.

YOLo biTHC
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-4 #19 DuckTales 2014-04-06 18:17
Quoting Adventure Time:
Attention all internet,

Stop talking about Adventure Time.

Thank you.


Adventure Time doesn't want you to talk about it? Curse me kilts! Are you depressed, Adventure Time? Look, if you need to talk to someone, Powerpuff Girls, Rocko's Modern Life and I will always be there for you.

But please stay away from Filmation Ghostbusters. It broke your heart once, and we don't want to see you get hurt again.
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-2 #18 ElizabethSterling 2014-04-06 12:34
Quoting Adventure Time:
Attention all internet,

Stop talking about Adventure Time.

Thank you.
No.
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+8 #17 Adventure Time 2014-04-06 11:57
Attention all internet,

Stop talking about Adventure Time.

Thank you.
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-6 #16 Smasher 2014-04-05 22:24
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm 100% convinced that Montrith is BMO from Adventure Time.
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+3 #15 GRIND4BIGDICKS 2014-04-05 17:22
Quoting KingKalamari:

I'm pretty sure life in Scandanavia is just a never-ending Ingmar Bergman film. Sifting through horrifying internet shit is considered a light-hearted vacation from the monologues of existentialist dread that comprise their day to day existence...

I thought it was more like an episode of New Scandinavian Cooking, where everyone is always eating local food with a hypnotically charming chef in unspoiled pastoral scenes. Which means montrith is the outlier and should be praised all the more for her strength.
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+5 #14 AgentCoop 2014-04-05 08:41
Quoting KingKalamari:
Quoting John Toast:
Quoting Driya:
Oh man, Lover's Lab. I wanted to make a submission for this, but couldn't stomach going through the forums in the end.

Thanks, Montrith! I don't know how you manage to do this.



Montrith said early on in the recording that she spent a lot of time and effort sifting through all of the bestiality and rape to get what we read. I don't know how she does it, but I'm glad she does.


I'm pretty sure life in Scandanavia is just a never-ending Ingmar Bergman film. Sifting through horrifying internet shit is considered a light-hearted vacation from the monologues of existentialist dread that comprise their day to day existence...


Can someone mod the seventh seal so that I can increase my dick
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+4 #13 Captain Weezer 2014-04-05 06:28
Required watching for this episode:

www.youtube.com/.../
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+10 #12 montrith 2014-04-05 04:18
If my soul wasn't dead before, it surely is now. Extra hate to the people making the rape mods, how many fucking alternatives you need for "dog puts cock in woman"?
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+3 #11 Navigator 2014-04-04 21:19
Ah, sex modders. I'd nearly forgotten these people existed. All the sad creepiness of waifu, but instead of a weird obsession with purity, they seem to have gone way, way too far in the other direction. Jesus.
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+6 #10 KingKalamari 2014-04-04 20:32
Quoting John Toast:
Quoting Driya:
Oh man, Lover's Lab. I wanted to make a submission for this, but couldn't stomach going through the forums in the end.

Thanks, Montrith! I don't know how you manage to do this.


Montrith said early on in the recording that she spent a lot of time and effort sifting through all of the bestiality and rape to get what we read. I don't know how she does it, but I'm glad she does.


I'm pretty sure life in Scandanavia is just a never-ending Ingmar Bergman film. Sifting through horrifying internet shit is considered a light-hearted vacation from the monologues of existentialist dread that comprise their day to day existence...
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+6 #9 John Toast 2014-04-04 18:25
Quoting Driya:
Oh man, Lover's Lab. I wanted to make a submission for this, but couldn't stomach going through the forums in the end.

Thanks, Montrith! I don't know how you manage to do this.


Montrith said early on in the recording that she spent a lot of time and effort sifting through all of the bestiality and rape to get what we read. I don't know how she does it, but I'm glad she does.
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