Episode 131: Ask A Stupid Question, Make A Stupid Podcast

with Boots Raingear, Jimmyfranks, Isfahan, Frank West, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith and Lemon

Edited by Lemon.

What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumber than the questions. This week, The F Plus is suffering from panic panic.


MUSIC USED
  1. Elliot Smith - A Question Mark
  2. The Replacements - I Don't Know
Last Updated on Wednesday, 14 May 2014 19:58  

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+9 #22 KingKalamariari 2014-04-10 19:14
"What's up my butt is sore a lot?" Should be canonized as a demonstration of the flexibility of the english language alongside "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

There's so many different ways it can be interpreted:

"What's going on? My butt is sore, a lot"
"The thing that is up my butt is often sore"
"What is up my butt? It is sore a lot"
"What's up, my butt? Are you sore a lot?"
"What is up my butt? Also what is sore a lot?"
"What is 'Up my butt is sore a lot', Alex?"
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+1 #21 Runic 2014-04-02 20:18
Quoting Added Space:
Actually, the bit at the end about HIV being vulnerable to oxygen is close to correct - the virus can't survive in open air and dies within seconds. It's still in the world because it leaps from body to body without touching air. Actually, there is very little oxygen in your blood, it's all bound up by red blood cells.

Yeah, free oxygen in your blood typically isn't very healthy, in a heart-attack-ca using sort of way.
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+3 #20 AgentCoop 2014-04-02 15:26
I think "is my dog racist," is someone who's just really worried after watching "White Dog."
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+3 #19 moz 2014-04-01 14:34
Isfahan that Aussie accent was amazing. We need more long form Australian readings
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+5 #18 AgentCoop 2014-03-31 20:45
I caught panic panic at GG allins funeral
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+6 #17 dodoman1 2014-03-30 23:30
It struck me on my second listen how much these "idiots shout into the void" questions remind me of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
"how to increase my panic size" seems like something Charlie Kelly would type onto the Internet.
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+8 #16 BootsRaingear 2014-03-30 17:51
Quoting Added Space:
Actually, the bit at the end about HIV being vulnerable to oxygen is close to correct - the virus can't survive in open air and dies within seconds. It's still in the world because it leaps from body to body without touching air. Actually, there is very little oxygen in your blood, it's all bound up by red blood cells.

Neat.
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+10 #15 Added Space 2014-03-30 17:19
Actually, the bit at the end about HIV being vulnerable to oxygen is close to correct - the virus can't survive in open air and dies within seconds. It's still in the world because it leaps from body to body without touching air. Actually, there is very little oxygen in your blood, it's all bound up by red blood cells.
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+3 #14 fortheloveofblurt 2014-03-30 10:57
Quote:
Where Can I Find That One Man One Cup Video?
Quoting Anonymous:
Were can I watch one man one cup video

Quoting Anonymous:
From a friend

Quoting Anonymous:
can't find the video one an one cup

Quoting Anonymous:
Yes
Quote:
How Would You Describe The Blue Sky To A Blind Man?
Quoting Bushra Chowdhury:
The sky is very high. You can never touch it but you can look at it. The sky never ends. Well, not that I know of. Its green and purple.

Quote:
Its longer than you can ever imagine. Its blue and its pretty.
This person accidentaly broke blurtit with their question:
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id="question3959044" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Where on a ruler is style="font-size: 19px;">between style="font-size: 19px;">the measurement of 3/16 and 7/8?
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+5 #13 fortheloveofblurt 2014-03-30 10:34
What Religion Did Jesus Follow In The Bible?
How Do I Sex My Chickens? How Old Are Rooster When They Start To Crow?
What Is The Maximum Someone Should Fart In One Day?
Quote:

What Does Africa Look Like?
Quoting Most Posters:
A big deformed flower
Why Can Not Rocket Go Directly To Moon Without Revolving The Earth?

Sequential Art:
Quote:
How do I write a letter for my boyfriend on our first anniversary?
How do I write a letter for my boyfriend for his birthday?
How do I write a letter for my boyfriend long distance relationship?
How do I write a letter for my boyfriend in jail?
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+3 #12 fortheloveofblurt 2014-03-30 10:22
Not enough letters to call myself For The Love Of Herman Cain's Skinny Prick.
If having teeth and chewing things as a baby is good enough for solid foods than I should've been fed a steady supply of plastic toys and spoon handles.
I'd totally buy a Luigi Board.
Quote:
What Does Rip Mean?
Quoting Anonymous:
Rest In Peace !

Quoting Anonymous:
I´m not satisfied with these answers. I want to know what RIP means on the twitter !
Quoting Blurtit:
Where Is The Sun?
Where Is The Sun Located In The Solar System?
Why People Want Have A Baby?
I Have Never Seen A Baby Pigeon, Why Is This?
Quote:
What Causes A Magnetic Pull Or Attraction Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex? I Have This Happening To Me Since I Met This One Female. I Never Had This Happen To Me Before In My Life, Not With Any Other Woman That I Dated Or Met.
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0 #11 AgentCoop 2014-03-30 06:15


Is my dog racist?
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+6 #10 moz 2014-03-30 02:10
Quoting Sex Bomb:
I think you guys have used A Question Mark before. I will not stand for recycled music in my podcasts!

Fittingly it closes out the Yahoo Answers episode, so you could stitch these together for back to back stupid questions.
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+8 #9 dodoman1 2014-03-29 18:06
ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT BOY HYMEN
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+4 #8 Miles Beavis 2014-03-29 17:56
For the love of eom, someone here needs to draw an emo Elmo!
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+12 #7 Rob the Parrot 2014-03-29 17:08
Quoting Le Mon:
Quoting Sex Bomb:
I think you guys have used A Question Mark before. I will not stand for recycled music in my podcasts!

It's been over a hundred episodes, I think there's a statute of limitations.


SQUAWK, nope.
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+2 #6 Le Mon 2014-03-29 15:54
Quoting Sex Bomb:
I think you guys have used A Question Mark before. I will not stand for recycled music in my podcasts!

It's been over a hundred episodes, I think there's a statute of limitations.
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+3 #5 A Meat 2014-03-29 15:52
I'm pretty sure "Sex Power" is a F.A.T.A.L stat, so there are probably correct answers to that question.
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+7 #4 montrith 2014-03-29 15:49
The person who first said "There are no stupid questions" obviously didn't have Internet.
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+2 #3 Sex Bomb 2014-03-29 15:30
I think you guys have used A Question Mark before. I will not stand for recycled music in my podcasts!
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+5 #2 Le Mon 2014-03-29 14:56
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
A new F Plus episode is the best birthday present. :D

Happy birthday, me.
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+8 #1 Cuddlesquid 2014-03-29 14:25
A new F Plus episode is the best birthday present. :D
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