Episode 130: Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)

with Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Kumquatxop, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith

Edited by Boots Raingear.

When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and then quickly went back to playing Halo again. This week, Mario Lopez steals your girl.


MUSIC USED
  1. Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
  2. Gunna - I'm The Shit
ADDITIONAL FUN
Last Updated on Wednesday, 14 May 2014 19:58  

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+1 #65 420thelove 2014-06-17 16:30
Quoting Sion:

He has a house and cat made of weed and a luxurious garden (also made of weed).

Quoting EIFFEL 420:

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a weed world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just weed like him inside and outside
Weed is his house with a weed little window
And a weed corvette
And everything is weed for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm high Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die

Wow I've made 2 weed jokes in a week.
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+1 #64 Sion 2014-06-17 03:01
I took the 6'10" stoner story and made him in The Sims 3, under the name StoneyMcChronic.


He has a house and cat made of weed and a luxurious garden (also made of weed).
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+12 #63 Le Mon 2014-03-27 21:33
Okay, so I promise an episode this weekend. I can't say for certain which episode it will be, but you'll have a release by Saturday night.
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+2 #62 A Meat 2014-03-25 04:50
Quoting Le Mon:
Quoting Miles Beavis:
So, uh, when does the hamburger oral fixation episode drop? This wait is killing me!

Soon, real soon. We've got four different episodes recorded and four different editors assigned to 'em.


Do we also get cryptic hints for the subjects of the other three episodes?
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+3 #61 Le Mon 2014-03-24 19:46
Quoting Miles Beavis:
So, uh, when does the hamburger oral fixation episode drop? This wait is killing me!

Soon, real soon. We've got four different episodes recorded and four different editors assigned to 'em.
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+8 #60 ForTheLoveOfPhantoms 2014-03-24 17:01
Next episode is taking a while because Lemon has been stuck in a coma for nine years, and when he wakes up he's got a dildo stuck in his skull. He must rebuild his private army of dorks who make fun of things on the internet.

"-He mentioned something interesting... Cipher is pursuing new research. [...] An episode to surpass Adult Babies"

(guess what trailers i've been watching waaaay too much)
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+3 #59 Miles Beavis 2014-03-24 14:53
So, uh, when does the hamburger oral fixation episode drop? This wait is killing me!
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+4 #58 Ambious 2014-03-24 08:12
I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
Thanks!!
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-17 #57 JD 2014-03-22 05:04
Quoting KingKalamari:
I just wanted to step in and say: JD, you are, like, the worst at arguing.


thanks for the memories even if they weren't so great~
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+14 #56 KingKalamari 2014-03-21 16:36
Okay, I'm not actually going to get involved in this argument because 1.) It's a huge derail and 2.) I don't really feel qualified to participate (I ain't got no physical disabilities so I don't want to argue on someone else's behalf. We've had some people who actually have some form of disability share their feelings on this topic and I think they've provided a lot more insight into this than I ever could)

I just wanted to step in and say: JD, you are, like, the worst at arguing. I mean seriously, look at this shit:

Quoting JD:
If you're objectively black can I call you a nigger?


Jesus Christ, that is like the worst thing anyone could possibly say in this argument! You've just made both sides absolutely hate you! It's like walking into an abortion debate and vomiting on both the participants!

Seriously, how does one person manage to be this bad at debate?
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+7 #55 dodoman1 2014-03-21 15:47
To be fair, I have never been more annoyed with straight white dudebros than I have been while listening to this episode.
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+5 #54 just stop 2014-03-21 06:24
Quoting Captain Weezer:
Quoting Disappointed:

Intent isn't magic dudebro, you are still being intensely harmful to oppressed groups when you use those slurs. But hey some straight white guy knows best right?

I have been sitting in a wheelchair since I was ten. I have been listening to this podcast for almost a year now, never getting riled up for inane stuff like that. But do you know what I sincerely despise? Shitheads like you, the internet SJW jumping in spouting bile at anything that they deem "offensive" on behalf of people that don't need a sad little excuse for a human being sitting in front of a PC typing crap on the internet, in the illusion of making a difference that way.

Different disability, but these sentiments exactly.
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+19 #53 Captain Weezer 2014-03-21 02:30
Quoting Disappointed:

Intent isn't magic dudebro, you are still being intensely harmful to oppressed groups when you use those slurs. But hey some straight white guy knows best right?

I have been sitting in a wheelchair since I was ten. I have been listening to this podcast for almost a year now, never getting riled up for inane stuff like that. But do you know what I sincerely despise? Shitheads like you, the internet SJW jumping in spouting bile at anything that they deem "offensive" on behalf of people that don't need a sad little excuse for a human being sitting in front of a PC typing crap on the internet, in the illusion of making a difference that way.

But hey, a cis-hating transgender tumblrite knows best, right?
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0 #52 just stop 2014-03-20 22:46
Quoting JD:
i'm super sorry to upset anybody but it isn't some sort of stupid tumblr thing to try to act against sociologically damaging words. for the same reason we can all agree the people who rail so violently against feminism's objection to sexist words like 'bitch' and 'cunt' are ignorant, 'spastic' shouldn't be used as a sincere description of someone behaving erratically, and it's disappointing and absurd that so many people here think this is something that people shouldn't take seriously.

[quotePardon? If you're objectively black can I call you a nigger?
If someone about that sentence doesn't sound right, that's strange because it's exactly what you just said.
Apparently it isn't a stupid tumblr thing because over there you'd be crucified for your embarrassing fucking hamfisted, unhelpful analogies and in this case they'd be 100% justified.
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+11 #51 forthelove 2014-03-20 19:26
Quoting Captain Weezer:
The last few comments below mine basically give you an impression of Tumblr in a nutshell. Congrats, now you'll never have to go there anymore.

Sorry but these gifs of cute baby animals and out of context animes aren't gonna watch themselves bucko
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+7 #50 dodoman1 2014-03-20 17:47
Quoting Disappointed:
Quoting dodoman1:
realize that nobody originally meant to be offensive

Intent isn't magic dudebro, you are still being intensely harmful to oppressed groups when you use those slurs. But hey some straight white guy knows best right?

Man I was all set to defend you, but whatever
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-18 #49 Disappointed 2014-03-20 17:39
Quoting dodoman1:
realize that nobody originally meant to be offensive

Intent isn't magic dudebro, you are still being intensely harmful to oppressed groups when you use those slurs. But hey some straight white guy knows best right?
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+4 #48 dodoman1 2014-03-20 16:49
everybody shut the fuck up, realize that nobody originally meant to be offensive, listen to the funny, and stop downvoting people with valid points
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0 #47 Gimnbo 2014-03-20 16:48
Basically what I'm saying is that context is real important. I don't get offended by black people saying "nigger," Brits saying "cunt," or non-Brits saying "spastic." "Bitch," on the other hand, is almost always used in a fiercely malicious manner and so I'm okay with seeing that stamped out. Language is kind of weird like that.
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0 #46 Gimnbo 2014-03-20 16:36
I'm assuming most people in these here comments are Murrican, where spastic is pretty much never used in the context of disabilities (it's never used much at all).

If we really wanted to be ableist we just straight up call people retards.
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-15 #45 JD 2014-03-20 16:27
i'm super sorry to upset anybody but it isn't some sort of stupid tumblr thing to try to act against sociologically damaging words. for the same reason we can all agree the people who rail so violently against feminism's objection to sexist words like 'bitch' and 'cunt' are ignorant, 'spastic' shouldn't be used as a sincere description of someone behaving erratically, and it's disappointing and absurd that so many people here think this is something that people shouldn't take seriously.
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+4 #44 injoke wyzzyrd 2014-03-20 16:13
Quoting JD:
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Disapointed:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
spastic


Real cool ableism there

Except that he literally looks like a dork having spasms? That wasn't a slur; it was an objective description.


Pardon? If you're objectively black can I call you a nigger?
If someone about that sentence doesn't sound right, that's strange because it's exactly what you just said.

Kingprawn please go away.
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+11 #43 Kumquatxop 2014-03-20 14:43
Quoting Le Mon:
Quoting JD:
If someone about that sentence doesn't sound right, that's strange because it's exactly what you just said.

No it isn't. Quit being such a faggot.


TRIGGER, WARNING!

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+7 #42 Gimnbo 2014-03-20 13:39
Not gonna lie, this is not an episode I expected a Tumblr slapfight about.
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+12 #41 Grondothitus 2014-03-20 12:23
STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF BB360 IS REAL
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+7 #40 Le Mon 2014-03-20 11:30
Quoting JD:
If someone about that sentence doesn't sound right, that's strange because it's exactly what you just said.

No it isn't. Quit being such a faggot.
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+3 #39 Captain Weezer 2014-03-20 09:42
The last few comments below mine basically give you an impression of Tumblr in a nutshell. Congrats, now you'll never have to go there anymore.
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+6 #38 Elizabeth_Sterling 2014-03-20 05:32
Quoting JD:
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Disapointed:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
spastic


Real cool ableism there

Except that he literally looks like a dork having spasms? That wasn't a slur; it was an objective description.


Pardon? If you're objectively black can I call you a nigger?
If someone about that sentence doesn't sound right, that's strange because it's exactly what you just said.
Achievement Unlocked: Comment Derailment (40G)
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+1 #37 dodoman1 2014-03-19 18:24
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Disapointed:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
spastic


Real cool ableism there

Except that he literally looks like a dork having spasms? That wasn't a slur; it was an objective description.

"Spastic" is an English slang term that is used to derisively refer to the mentally challenged, but in America it's basically a synonym of "hyperactive" or "energetic". You can all rest assured that no ableism was intended; if you listened to a few episodes, you would learn pretty quickly that nobody in this podcast is British.
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-5 #36 Miles Beavis 2014-03-19 18:01
Quoting Disapointed:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
spastic


Real cool ableism there

Except that he literally looks like a dork having spasms? That wasn't a slur; it was an objective description.
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