Episode 128: Pioneers of Squat Cracking

with Boots Raingear, Jimmyfranks, Squiddy McEnnui, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Dacey Mormont

Edited by Lemon.

Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure there aren't any homos in the bathroom.


MUSIC USED
  1. Jethro Tull - Aqualung
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Quad City DJs - C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train)
Last Updated on Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:52  

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+1 #21 RIDIN STACKS 2014-03-08 02:19
Quoting Gimnbo:
"Ride junk ride drunk smoke crack ride stacks smoke weed free of need" is now my text-to-speech voice preview of choice.

I want a cover of Aqualung with those lyrics to be performed by Nashville Pussy or Killdozer directly into my brain.
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+1 #20 Gimnbo 2014-03-08 00:31
"Ride junk ride drunk smoke crack ride stacks smoke weed free of need" is now my text-to-speech voice preview of choice.
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+5 #19 dodoman1 2014-02-23 23:48
Special thanks to Lemon for making me walk around for a week mumbling "everyday I'm hoboin' hoboin' hoboin' hoboin'" and giggling to myself like a lunatic
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+8 #18 Gimnbo 2014-02-23 15:45
Quoting Grondothitus:
Squiddy and Portaxx both have incredible dumb voices.

I knew you would get down-voted by people who can't read.
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+10 #17 dom who drive trucck 2014-02-18 20:54
Am I the only person who found it hard to believe that all these truckers wanted to give but not receive? These stories seemed somewhat self-aggrandizi ng. Like these truckers are their hobo life groupies.
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+10 #16 dodoman1 2014-02-18 19:22
Quoting KingKalamari:
So it occurs to me, after the tales of truckers asking for blowjobs, that there has to exist a forum for the opposite side of this phenomenon: One of beardy truckers who share stories about going cruising for hobo blowjobs. We need to find this forum. Maybe Hoblo.com?

I would go looking for it, but I've already done too many Google searches for "trucker blowjob".


I mean, uh.
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+11 #15 KingKalamari 2014-02-18 17:50
So it occurs to me, after the tales of truckers asking for blowjobs, that there has to exist a forum for the opposite side of this phenomenon: One of beardy truckers who share stories about going cruising for hobo blowjobs. We need to find this forum. Maybe Hoblo.com?
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-1 #14 yellow jester 2014-02-18 14:28
dude holy shit this episode is another instant classic. I hope they don't discover us making fun at them and come squat on our forum. good thing ballpit has a donation required to enter.
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+4 #13 yin yang + cocks 2014-02-17 19:54
I love the fact that the dirty feet intercourse poem was answered by the ghost of Seth Putnam. Polar opposites keeping the (internet) universe in balance by their combined existence.
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+6 #12 crustydreddz 2014-02-17 18:44
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting Grygor:
For me, the sign we were in for a load of bullshit was the word "wanderpunk".


Oh my God, I know. Right off the bat, a big old luminous signal that none of these people are actually homeless out of misfortune or poor circumstances. They're all fucking stupid white kids who want to turn what for some people is a fucking tragedy into a lifestyle they can boast about. It makes me fucking sick.

Not enough crustie luv in this comment section.
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+2 #11 Navigator, RN 2014-02-17 17:43
The "community health semester" mayonnaise-lice bit made me realize exactly how Victor felt during the Fat Activist episode. My nursing school taught us that there isn't sufficient clinical evidence to back up the Hellmann's Hair trick, but I went to one of those elitist "accredited universities", so what do I know.
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+7 #10 dodoman1 2014-02-17 17:31
Quoting Grygor:
For me, the sign we were in for a load of bullshit was the word "wanderpunk".


Oh my God, I know. Right off the bat, a big old luminous signal that none of these people are actually homeless out of misfortune or poor circumstances. They're all fucking stupid white kids who want to turn what for some people is a fucking tragedy into a lifestyle they can boast about. It makes me fucking sick.
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+6 #9 Grondothitus 2014-02-17 16:48
Squiddy and Portaxx both have incredible dumb voices.
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+1 #8 AgentCoop 2014-02-17 15:00
Looks like somebody listened to too much Choking Victim/Leftöver Crack/Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains.

And by somebody, I mean everyone on this forum
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+15 #7 pegabug 2014-02-17 14:32
Boots's "no hobo" joke did NOT get enough love guys. I mean I normally hate puns but that was fucking sublime.
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+5 #6 Grygor 2014-02-17 14:04
Quoting dodoman1:
I made a prediction, as soon as that guy used the term "Gypsy" to describe "idiot twentysomethings who eschew being useful members of civilized society in favor of taking drugs and fucking around on trains", that this episode would be full of insufferable pieces of human trash, and I was correct. Jesus Christ, these people are probably some of the most annoying subjects in F Plus history.


For me, the sign we were in for a load of bullshit was the word "wanderpunk".
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0 #5 slandersonn 2014-02-17 02:02
This is already one of my favorite episodes
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+2 #4 platedlizard 2014-02-17 01:46
Eh, it's not so unusual for homeless people to use the internet. Libraries and homeless people go together like lice in unwashed dreds, and these days libraries have computers. Also, old laptops don't cost that much and you'd be surprised how many people leave their wi-fi connection unprotected.
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+1 #3 A Meat 2014-02-16 15:27
Someone get together those guys from the bloody cunnilingus thread with the dude with eating ice cream out of a chick's ass
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+5 #2 dodoman1 2014-02-16 15:11
I made a prediction, as soon as that guy used the term "Gypsy" to describe "idiot twentysomething s who eschew being useful members of civilized society in favor of taking drugs and fucking around on trains", that this episode would be full of insufferable pieces of human trash, and I was correct. Jesus Christ, these people are probably some of the most annoying subjects in F Plus history.
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0 #1 dodoman1 2014-02-16 14:02
Wow, that was quick.
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