Episode 124: Well, Since You Asked...

with Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Portaxx, Jimmyfranks, Squiddy McEnnui, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Dacey Mormont and Sinestro

Edited by Isfahan.

Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care. This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee.

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MUSIC USED
  1. the pAper chAse - You Will Never Take Me Alive
  2. Sex Pistols - Problems
Last Updated on Sunday, 26 January 2014 19:57  

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+2 #35 Le Mon 2014-03-13 20:29
Quoting AgentCoop:
I just want to thank the f plus for turning me on to the pAper chAse. Goddamn!


I'm sincerely glad to share one of my favorite bands. The whole catalog is terrific, and I've listened to Someday This Could All Be Yours Vol 1 many, many times
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+3 #34 AgentCoop 2014-03-13 13:14
I just want to thank the f plus for turning me on to the pAper chAse. Goddamn!
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+1 #33 forthelove 2014-01-26 15:04
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting brokenheartted604:

what feels better 4 u girls sex or u touching ur self

experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting Ipsum:
Is olympus is fallen a true story?
Quoting Stereoguy:
Only half. Unfortunately Obama took it legally. :(Quoting Ipsum:
yes morgan freemanis presidnet and he is black oyur right, but is it true thta usa couldnt fightoff a few guys running acorss the white house lawn
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+1 #32 forthelove 2014-01-26 14:49
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Quoting Nova42 :
Experiences:
I Am a Shy Person
I Am American
I Am Sexually Attracted To Intelligent People
I Believe In Quality Not Quantity Of True Friends
I Hate Animal Abuse and Cruelty
I Like to Flirt
I Love Sea Animals


I Like to Flirt
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+2 #31 forthelove 2014-01-26 11:28
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting dwonder:
Can a hero catch a villian if he gets away
A ,here oh! Can catch a,ville in cause he has away

Reply:
Quoting pisshorts:
No not if the villian get's away

Quoting flipper1966 :
Who invented flirting and when was it invented? Did it catch on right away?

avatar:
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0 #30 Dappercat 2014-01-25 01:20
Oh, The F Plus and Kids in the Hall have finally crossed paths. That reference made me happier than it should have.
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+3 #29 trend bookie 2014-01-24 22:00
Quoting forthelove:

Sorry about this one not being based on anything said in the episode, but it's still on experienceproject and it's a great sentence, honestly!

"I Did It To Do It" seems like it will probably become the new YOLO. I am betting money on that thanks to this pervert.
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+5 #28 forthelove 2014-01-24 20:58

Sorry about this one not being based on anything said in the episode, but it's still on experienceproje ct and it's a great sentence, honestly!
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+1 #27 forthelove 2014-01-24 19:54
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting fourthtot:
Would you also like to know which animal noises that woman thinks are séxy and why?

Replies:
Quoting muskratjo :
Sure. Just to see if I have ever heard them. I would like tolearn to mimik them. He he he

Quoting maddmatter70 :
yes
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+2 #26 Miles Beavis 2014-01-24 19:06
Quoting Audience Plant:
If you want a good example listen to Lou's diaper episode and hear him struggle to read the stuff aloud.

Or, you know, The F Plus's own Achtung! Adult Babies! - which is longer and has Bunnybread.

(Not badmouthing Lou at all, but Achtung! Adult Babies! is absolutely perfect and probably this podcast's finest hour.)
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+1 #25 Audience Plant 2014-01-24 12:31
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Commisama:
Was this written by an actual baby?

No, but he wants you to think that.

He's experiencing "regression" or whatever they call it. The baby talk is part of their sex shtick. If you want a good example listen to Lou's diaper episode and hear him struggle to read the stuff aloud.

Then again that person is probably deeply stupid regardless.
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+2 #24 forthelove 2014-01-24 09:44
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting fetish4biboveralls:
I Am Turned On When I See Women Wearing Bib Overalls
My Fetish For Bib Overalls
Hi. My name is Gary. Ever since I can remember, I have been turned on by women wearing bib overalls. Until recently, I have always felt ashamed and embarrassed for having such a "strange fetish". I figured I was all alone in me feeling this way , that nobody else felt as I did. In actuality, though, I am not alone. I discovered just on Yahoo , there are many "overall" groups that consist of hundreds of members who similarly love seeing women in overalls. These groups are great to be part of. They not only have forums where you can have discussions with other members, but they also offer photos of woman in overalls, which can be conveniently viewed at any time.
Reply:
Quoting TruckerJeff:
Such a woody.
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+4 #23 Miles Beavis 2014-01-24 09:39
Quoting Commisama:
Was this written by an actual baby?

No, but he wants you to think that.
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+3 #22 forthelove 2014-01-24 09:38
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting JustCountry:
I Am Sarcastic
Butthole More Like It Me sarcastic more of butthole and proud of i don't care what people think of me never have. Everyone worry about that but why you wasn't put here for there pleasure!

experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting BloodRedShadow:
Why do you laugh at my political opinions!? I don't have opinions! I don't care if Mitten Nitwit or Barack Obummer wins!
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+2 #21 Rewcal 2014-01-24 08:19
bbc.co.uk/.../...

Does this remind you guys of anyone?
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+8 #20 dodoman1 2014-01-24 01:36
You'd think the Astral Resistance Against Powerful Evil would be able to find a better name for themselves than one that acronyms out to "A RAPE".
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+4 #19 Max Headroom 2014-01-23 17:29
Just imagine the pool of jizz you're going to find nearby if a skunk is crushed by a car with a flat tire.
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+2 #18 AlbieQuirky 2014-01-23 15:43
Quoting forthelove:
Amazon.com: Skunk-Off Liquid Soaker (8 oz): Pet Supplies
Quoting Tybron Mephitis:
While advertised as a quality product and even recommended by animal control workers, in my experience it seems to be another enzyme-based solution that doesn't work very well. I bought Skunk-Off when hydrogen peroxide and baking soda didn't fully get the job done and I was getting embarrassing hygiene complaints from my management at work. I tried Skunk-Off on my sprayed skin repeatedly to no avail. The solution smells nice but doesn't efficiently remove the skunk odor (once the nice Skunk-Off fragrance scent faded, the skunk odor returned) and I found I was still getting complaints from others at work after applying it several times to affected areas. I had to wait out the remaining skunk scent as usual.


Works great on dogs, not on pervs?
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+3 #17 Commisama 2014-01-23 10:52
Quoting forthelove:
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Quoting 1974sam:
I Did It To Do It went and poo in my diaper i have to go in them and not be aball to hold it no more be out walking and it the need to go up and hit and you no you cant hold it in and you cant drop youer pants to go i was siting and will i had gas i was cutting the chezz and will i went to cut some chezz i felt the poo i stop.ed .to my self i got to change now so what will it heart to so i did it was not all that ezy to do setting i did it was worm and stick and felt strang to me will i do it to do it agin i don,t no


Was this written by an actual baby?
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+2 #16 forthelove 2014-01-21 23:09
experienceproject.com/.../...
Quoting 1974sam:
I Did It To Do It went and poo in my diaper i have to go in them and not be aball to hold it no more be out walking and it the need to go up and hit and you no you cant hold it in and you cant drop youer pants to go i was siting and will i had gas i was cutting the chezz and will i went to cut some chezz i felt the poo i stop.ed .to my self i got to change now so what will it heart to so i did it was not all that ezy to do setting i did it was worm and stick and felt strang to me will i do it to do it agin i don,t no
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+6 #15 forthelove 2014-01-21 23:09
I literally searched for this without knowing if I'd get any results:
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Quoting deleted:
Christmas present!! My mom and my dad know i wear diapers and since my mom found out and my dad told them so my parents asked me the other week about what diapers I would wear. I said that bambinos are pretty good diapers and I didn't think much of it. Well today, my parents surprised me after school with a some bags of new bambino classic diapers. I am really happy and are wearing one right now that is soaking wet and filled with poop.
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+8 #14 forthelove 2014-01-21 22:20
Amazon.com: Skunk-Off Liquid Soaker (8 oz): Pet Supplies
Quoting Tybron Mephitis:
While advertised as a quality product and even recommended by animal control workers, in my experience it seems to be another enzyme-based solution that doesn't work very well. I bought Skunk-Off when hydrogen peroxide and baking soda didn't fully get the job done and I was getting embarrassing hygiene complaints from my management at work. I tried Skunk-Off on my sprayed skin repeatedly to no avail. The solution smells nice but doesn't efficiently remove the skunk odor (once the nice Skunk-Off fragrance scent faded, the skunk odor returned) and I found I was still getting complaints from others at work after applying it several times to affected areas. I had to wait out the remaining skunk scent as usual.
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+4 #13 Elizabeth Sterling 2014-01-21 15:28
Quoting Mistress-Eva:
Dude. Woman driving in car with flat tires. What the fuck? This fetish is almost as weird as Roy Orbison wrapped in cling film. So, so, so, so strange. What happens to people to cause shit like this "jenga tower of paraphilias"???
I like that metaphor and wish to buy it a drink.
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+4 #12 Goth Emo 2014-01-21 11:52
I'm also kind of a vampire
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+1 #11 Ibn Rayeh 2014-01-21 07:29
God, I remember this one from way the fuck back when. Amazing that so many of the ridiculous niche forums from the primordial internet are still going strong.
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+3 #10 Miles Beavis 2014-01-20 16:56
I believe that Boots Raingear was referring to a Bauhaus 8-track.
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+7 #9 Mistress-Eva 2014-01-20 16:47
Dude. Woman driving in car with flat tires. What the fuck? This fetish is almost as weird as Roy Orbison wrapped in cling film. So, so, so, so strange. What happens to people to cause shit like this "jenga tower of paraphilias"???
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+14 #8 Mr. Skunk 2014-01-20 12:37
Help me, woodland friends, there's this fat guy with cheeto stains on his shirt, jerking off after I sprayed him and now he's closing in on me! My only defense is my only weakness!
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+7 #7 dodoman1 2014-01-20 11:47
Quoting alpha starsquatch:
I like to think that the Fuck You speech was written by a much younger Jonathan Lee Riches as he was being handcuffed and marched off the stage by police.

Fuck you, various Buddhist monks!
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+8 #6 alpha starsquatch 2014-01-20 11:26
I like to think that the Fuck You speech was written by a much younger Jonathan Lee Riches as he was being handcuffed and marched off the stage by police.
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