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Episode 121: A Not At All Brief History Of Dozerfleet

with Boots Raingear, Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Frank West, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate and Matt, based on a tip from Djeser at Something Awful

Edited by Lemon.

The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One man's quest to get somebody, anybody interested in what he has to say. This week, we're made to feel a little uncomfortable around purple pens.

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Last Updated on Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:35  

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0 #48 KingKalamari 2014-02-16 19:09
Can I just go on record and say this guy is the absolute worst at coming up with names? Every single character of his has a name that sounds it was devised by a martian who has only a passing knowledge of english.
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+5 #47 Lancashire McGee 2014-02-01 12:47
Is there any chance of us getting a cut-content followup, like we did for the Basil Marceaux episode?
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0 #46 Moloko 2014-01-20 01:06
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
All Dozerfleet wants is media stuffed with his super-specific worldview.


So I guess you could say he's the Rupert Murdoch of internet losers?
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+3 #45 Amy 2014-01-05 23:01
Oh my god you guys.

He wrote this quiz about the Sims 2 "to impress his English 250 class." That's a thing that adults do, right?

dozerfleet.wikia.com/wiki/How_Much_Do_You_Really_Know_About_The_Sims_2_and_its_Community%3F
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1. What is a Task Normalcy Fatality Loop?

2. What is BI-SWILS?

3. What is CT-BILS?

4. What is a Boddler? What can aggravate multiple instances of one?

11. Popular mesh artist Rose is from which country?

12. Which member of the Sims2Workshop was best known for making MP5s and P90s?

20. Whose live mode camera hack is so powerful, you can look up skirts with it?

41. Why is it nearly impossible to make the Stationery Voyagers into Sims?
Fun fact: If you google those acronyms, the only pertinent results are the Dozerfleet wiki. Surprise surprise.
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+3 #44 montrith 2014-01-04 12:23
Quoting Cleretic:

Actually, from what people who've met him have said on SA, some of it DOES exist. Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../


"He got away!"

That wily fox. That's why they call him DozerFLEET.
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+5 #43 Racial Realist 2014-01-04 06:50
Quoting Rick:


Also big surprise, he's pretty into "white pride"

Why is there no Purple Pen Entertainment Television?!
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+8 #42 Grygor 2014-01-03 15:09
Back in the mid-90s, when I was in high school, I made a post in the Squaresoft forum on CompuServe detailing a Final Fantasy 2/Final Fantasy 3 interquel that I was "working on" that would tie the two games together. The Squaresoft rep who ran the forum deleted it the very next day.

Hearing about shit like Dozerfleet and Fantendo Wiki, I have never been more thankful they did that.
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+6 #41 Grygor 2014-01-03 14:59
Also, apparently DozerfleetFound er comments (under his real name) on practically every news site that uses Facebook comments.

Nearly all of his comments have exactly one "like".
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+12 #40 chases parked cars 2014-01-02 16:19
Quoting Rebecca:
Seconded! There is so much left to learn from him. What else can't condoms do? Babysit children? Serve as a replace sock? Fill the crippling loneliness Carly left?
Requesting a choose-your-own -adventure game in which The Dozerfleet Founder gets turned into a condom that is then used as a sock by his father.
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+4 #39 Rebecca 2014-01-02 11:26
Quoting Bionichute:
I really want another episode about this guy. It's like trying to piece together a puzzle, but the puzzle is of a creepy dude and the pieces are pens.

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Seconded! There is so much left to learn from him. What else can't condoms do? Babysit children? Serve as a replace sock? Fill the crippling loneliness Carly left?
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+4 #38 Rebecca 2014-01-02 11:22
Quoting Cleretic:
Quoting MicroMissles:
I was starting to think this wouldn't be creepy. Then Carly came into the story. Why can't you be not creepy Internet? Why?

I actually turned around when Carly came up. I wasn't sure what to think before that, but when the 'Yo Splaz' story hit I realized that Dozerfleet Founder is just a weird socially retarded kid that never grew up, but never let that stop him.

He's endearing, I bet you could make a hit indie film about this guy trying to romance a girl.

I mean yeah you could, but only cause so many romcoms (etc) are creepy like that already. Been around too many of these dudes to find it endearing anymore- ick.
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+6 #37 Grygor 2014-01-01 19:12
To put the whole "Carly's moving away!" drama into perspective:

SML refers to Holt Lutheran School, which is run by SML Ministries. The Holt High School campus Carly transferred to is 1 mile down the road.

We also know that he spent non-school time in Holt, as that's also the location of the skating rink where he came up with the name Dozerfleet.

Finally, even though he lived in Grand Ledge, MI at the time, which is indeed 14 miles away from Holt, MI, both cities (suburbs of Lansing) are not only in the same area code (517), they are in the same local calling area, so long-distance charges are totally irrelevant.
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+14 #36 Bionichute 2013-12-31 20:43
I really want another episode about this guy. It's like trying to piece together a puzzle, but the puzzle is of a creepy dude and the pieces are pens.
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+6 #35 alpha starsquatch 2013-12-31 17:32
Something about this guy's penchant for categorization makes me think he may be Ulililia's evil twin.
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+3 #34 forthelove 2013-12-31 11:51
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+2 #33 RoeCocoa 2013-12-31 11:46
Quoting Snufkin:
I could've sworn that the "Welcome to the World of AIDS!" line is swiped directly from a Chick tract.


If that's the case, then Chick got it from a thirty-year-old urban legend: snopes.com/.../aidsmary.asp
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+1 #32 forthelove 2013-12-31 11:26
Quoting Cleretic:
Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../

I really want to go buy a NIKE brand t-shirt for some reason...
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+3 #31 Snufkin 2013-12-31 09:11
Quoting forthelove:


ALL WorldNetDaily links as sources, sounds legit.

Also I could've sworn that the "Welcome to the World of AIDS!" line is swiped directly from a Chick tract.
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+3 #30 Duster 2013-12-31 00:22
Quoting Le Mon:
Quoting Cleretic:
Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../

Ohhhhhhh WOW.

I strongly encourage you to skip to 8:30 into that video. There's a gangster hostage scene that is... I do not have the words. The Sopranos have nothing on Dozerfleet Founder.

Oh my God this is The Room levels of wonderawful.
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+2 #29 KingKalamari 2013-12-30 23:33
Quoting Le Mon:
Quoting Cleretic:
Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../

Ohhhhhhh WOW.

I strongly encourage you to skip to 8:30 into that video. There's a gangster hostage scene that is... I do not have the words. The Sopranos have nothing on Dozerfleet Founder.


Oh god, he even does the "Okay, we're gonna kill you now but FIRST we're gonna explain every intricate detail of our evil scheme. You know, cause we like hearing the sound of our own voices as much as The Dozerfleet Founder"
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+1 #28 chases parked cars 2013-12-30 22:00
Quoting Cleretic:
Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../
I like how obvious it is which character's played by Dozerfleet guy.
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+4 #27 Le Mon 2013-12-30 21:14
Quoting Cleretic:
Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../

Ohhhhhhh WOW.

I strongly encourage you to skip to 8:30 into that video. There's a gangster hostage scene that is... I do not have the words. The Sopranos have nothing on Dozerfleet Founder.
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+3 #26 Runic 2013-12-30 20:59
I don't know why the hell this is what annoyed me, but I have to point out that HIV cannot actually be transmitted by saliva. That's been known since the eighties.
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+5 #25 Cleretic 2013-12-30 19:47
Quoting chases parked cars:
Man, this guy is even worse than CWC. CWC was intensely creepy and ruined several people's lives, but at least he actually made what he set out to make, even if Sonichu is a horrible abomination. Dozerfleet guy ruined people's lives and has absolutely nothing to show for it.

Actually, from what people who've met him have said on SA, some of it DOES exist. Here's a thing he made for public access TV. www.youtube.com/.../

We have yet to find any of the lost episodes of Stationery Voyagers.
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+2 #24 chases parked cars 2013-12-30 15:39
Man, this guy is even worse than CWC. CWC was intensely creepy and ruined several people's lives, but at least he actually made what he set out to make, even if Sonichu is a horrible abomination. Dozerfleet guy ruined people's lives and has absolutely nothing to show for it.
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+3 #23 Cuddlesquid 2013-12-30 13:37
Quoting elmo:
Holy shit this some Darger-level outsider art.

As someone who discovered Darger via a friend's angry ranting about Dozerfleet, I feel pretty confident that the only real comparison you can make is in terms of their output. Darger at least wanted children, real and imaginary, to have good childhoods in a safe and loving environment. All Dozerfleet wants is media stuffed with his super-specific worldview.
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+4 #22 Dr. Malik 2013-12-30 12:03
Read the document, didn't realize that the "shocked and confused" face starts to hurt after you've been doing it for a while.
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+3 #21 beefington 2000 2013-12-29 23:40
Quoting Glyph:
The sentence skip absolutely broke me. This guy's lost his marbles.

something tells me this guy never had his marbles in the first place
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+7 #20 AlbieQuirky 2013-12-29 18:02
Quoting Rick:


Also big surprise, he's pretty into "white pride"


Dude has nothing else to be proud of besides his relative lack of melanin.
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+2 #19 elmo 2013-12-29 17:49
Holy shit this some Darger-level outsider art.
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