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Episode 117: My Mistress Is Machine Washable

with Boots Raingear, Isfahan, STOG, Jimmyfranks, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by JamEngulfer.

Many children find comfort in stuffed animals as constant companions along their journey of growing up, providing a silent, understanding, and eternally available presence in a strange and overwhelming experience. Then, for a very very very small minority of people, those thoughts change. What was once a reliable friend becomes a masturbation sleeve, except it's worse than that because you insist you love it. That's right, it's plushies. This week, The F Plus tells another story about Mother.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Stone Temple Pilots - Plush
  2. Elvis - Teddy Bear
Last Updated on Sunday, 26 January 2014 22:26  

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+4 #58 Ansemaru 2014-01-24 10:35
Quoting Scroitus:
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
Quoting napoleon88:
you know what? I'm a plushophile, and I still found this podcast fucking hilarious

Hmmm that was actually rather lame one. I laughed at some points indeed but after the half of this podcast I didn't even listened to it anymore and thus turned off. =P

There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...

Holy shit, this guy is hardcore.


That kid is... inhuman!
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0 #57 yellow jester 2013-12-29 09:48
Welcome to plushielove18 and over only may contain yiffy content not suitable for children
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+4 #56 Miles Beavis 2013-12-15 11:07
Quoting Navigator:
JaSonic

See, this is what separates the true fans from the casual followers. I listened to that episode just the other day, but it didn't even occur to me to look the guy up on Plushie Love. You've not only done that, but provided a perfect(ly vile) quote to sum things up for the rest of us. A true role model for all F Plus listeners.
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+6 #55 Navigator 2013-12-15 09:19
So, because I hate myself, I thought I'd see if JaSonic (of Pounce.org fame) was a member here. He is. He posted a photo of his plush Sonic, too, and holy cow, has that toy seen better days. There are several layers of filth covering every goddamn part of it. Also, here's his signature:

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JaSonic Hedgehog - ALWAYS loyal to Sonic and any possible girlfriend that I might get, ALWAYS kind to Sonic and what I just said before as well, ALWAYS trying to make a difference, but only SOMETIMES making love with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy!
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+4 #54 Scroitus 2013-12-12 19:26
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
Quoting napoleon88:
you know what? I'm a plushophile, and I still found this podcast fucking hilarious

Hmmm that was actually rather lame one. I laughed at some points indeed but after the half of this podcast I didn't even listened to it anymore and thus turned off. =P

There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...

Holy shit, this guy is hardcore.
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+1 #53 ForTheLoveOf~mother~ 2013-12-12 19:25
Quoting napoleon88:
you know what? I'm a plushophile, and I still found this podcast fucking hilarious. You've got another listener guys. If you can't laugh at your own crazy shit then you're just taking yourself too damn seriously. Wish you had included something of mine on there though! I'm featured at t.co/1O39CVQroX if anyone's curious.
MJ

Please ask your ~mother~ for permission to listen to this podcast.
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+6 #52 dodoman1 2013-12-12 14:47
Quoting Isfahan:
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...


you sound like a pretty cool guy

he fucks stuffed tigers and doesnt afraid of anything
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+5 #51 Isfahan 2013-12-11 18:21
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...


you sound like a pretty cool guy
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+12 #50 Cuddlesquid 2013-12-11 18:02
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
Pfft. Look at how much I don't care that you guys are pointing out the horrors of my stunted sexual identity. I don't care so much that I'm going to prove it with an extravagant *yawn* ...


fixed this for you
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-4 #49 Psychedelic Trip 2013-12-11 17:04
so much
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+4 #48 Miles Beavis 2013-12-11 15:44
Quoting Psychedelic Trip:
Hmmm that was actually rather lame one. I laughed at some points indeed but after the half of this podcast I didn't even listened to it anymore and thus turned off. =P

There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...

Oh snap, looks like you guys just got owned!
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-6 #47 Psychedelic Trip 2013-12-11 15:34
Quoting napoleon88:
you know what? I'm a plushophile, and I still found this podcast fucking hilarious

Hmmm that was actually rather lame one. I laughed at some points indeed but after the half of this podcast I didn't even listened to it anymore and thus turned off. =P

There is nothing offensive, just *yawn* ...
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+3 #46 Cuddlesquid 2013-12-10 14:12
Quoting napoleon88:
too much information

Dude, why the fuck would you tell total strangers about your masturbation habits? Why on earth could you not just say "this was a hilarious episode and it's gained you a new listener"? Why do we need to know about what goes on with your junk?
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-9 #45 napoleon88 2013-12-10 07:16
you know what? I'm a plushophile, and I still found this podcast fucking hilarious. You've got another listener guys. If you can't laugh at your own crazy shit then you're just taking yourself too damn seriously. Wish you had included something of mine on there though! I'm featured at t.co/1O39CVQroX if anyone's curious.
MJ
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+23 #44 AlbieQuirky 2013-12-07 13:47
My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun;
They're buttons that are sewn into her head.
She wears a tag that says her name is "Bun"
It's faded, but I think that's what it said.
Her tresses are of soft acrylic plush
The finest one can find at Toys-R-Us;
Her stuffing, once so firm, has turned to mush,
But she folds up more neatly now it's thus.
She waits upon my pillow all day long,
And greets me when I come home from my work.
I tell her things the customers did wrong,
And how the district manager's a jerk.
You look at this and think I've lost my mind,
But my one joy is yiffing her behind.
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0 #43 TanTan 2013-12-07 11:00
I've had this teddy bear since I was around 12-11ish years old and I don't think I can look at her the same way again. This episode hit me in the soul.
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+3 #42 Miles Beavis 2013-12-05 10:00
Quoting ...:
"I think I remember yiffing him after that, with his permission, of course." -referring to a stuffed animal-

"my plushies are my lovers so they get treated the same way - this includes cum and piss - i am a kind lover some dont like both so i would never force my fetishes on any of them - but i do have 1 white wolf that like everthing i can throw at him so is now more a yellow wolf"

"I love my Arki, and yiff my Arco (the plush-dog). And whenever Arki is offering somithing sexual, I masturbate him (only jerking hm with my hand). And yes, I am horny to then. And somitimes I jerk me off while that. I must admit: What I do IS a "little zoophilia"."

I can practically hear Lou reading these. Or maybe Isfahan; it's hard to tell.
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+5 #41 A Meat 2013-12-05 05:04
Quoting StrategicHolePlacer:
At the end of the episode, my initial reaction to the Lou Reeds impression was "nailed it!" …And then I reconsidered that little turn of phrase.


And today I'll be reading to you from a forum called "Nailed It", where hardcore Christians talk about the joys of self-crucifixio n.
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+11 #40 Max Headroom 2013-12-05 02:41
Quoting AgentCoop:


Mrs. Rabbitson, are you trying to seduce me?


What the fuck. That is so wrong. Had to moralify that thing.


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-3 #39 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-12-05 01:41
Hahahahahaha... no.

Not even going to open this one.
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+3 #38 ... 2013-12-05 01:24
Quoting Miles Beavis:

Episode 85


Please accept these doc quotes as a token of my thanks.

"I think I remember yiffing him after that, with his permission, of course." -referring to a stuffed animal-

"my plushies are my lovers so they get treated the same way - this includes cum and piss - i am a kind lover some dont like both so i would never force my fetishes on any of them - but i do have 1 white wolf that like everthing i can throw at him so is now more a yellow wolf"

"I love my Arki, and yiff my Arco (the plush-dog). And whenever Arki is offering somithing sexual, I masturbate him (only jerking hm with my hand). And yes, I am horny to then. And somitimes I jerk me off while that. I must admit: What I do IS a "little zoophilia"."

Thanks again!
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+1 #37 StrategicHolePlacer 2013-12-04 19:18
At the end of the episode, my initial reaction to the Lou Reeds impression was "nailed it!" …And then I reconsidered that little turn of phrase.
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+2 #36 bigbob 2013-12-04 18:21
i found my thumb deep in her clams
she moaned as i pleased her glands
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+4 #35 Grygor 2013-12-04 18:19
I also think it says something about (at least certain) plushophiles that 20 Euros ($27 US) is seen as "a lot of money".
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+1 #34 Miles Beavis 2013-12-04 17:40
Quoting ...:
What is the thumb reference at about 71 minutes?

One of the master wordsmiths in Episode 85 wrote a poem about pleasuring a woman with his huge thumb.
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0 #33 ... 2013-12-04 17:38
What is the thumb reference at about 71 minutes?
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+6 #32 AgentCoop 2013-12-03 18:55


Mrs. Rabbitson, are you trying to seduce me?
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+2 #31 Zeis 2013-12-03 18:07
Quoting ForTheLove:
Quoting Zeis:
I've been involved with furries for over 10 years

That sounds like the weirdest corporate speech ever.
"I've been involved with Furries inc. for over 10 years, and I've seen this company grow into a major player in modern 2.0 businesses."
"And now, with cloud computing, you can store your sparkle dog template in the cloud!"
" We're developing rapid prototyping techniques to bring you the ultimate in Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers rapefic "
" We're passionate to announce an incredible, dynamic new partnership with FuckYeahSexyCartoonCats.tumblr.com , that will pave the way for a method of custom, online, dildo creation system that will revolutionize your asshole!"


OK, I laughed.
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+2 #30 platedlizard 2013-12-03 18:03
The next time I have a dream about the F+ I'll write it down and email it to you guys--yes I've had dreams about the F+ and fuck you guys for doing that to me.

Also, part way through my second time listening to the episode I had to quit and switch over to something spiritually enlightening from Audio Dharma. So that's another way the F+ has changed my life, by giving me the motivation to improve myself spiritually and, you know, not be a terrible broken loser.
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+12 #29 ForTheLove 2013-12-03 17:52
Quoting Zeis:
I've been involved with furries for over 10 years

That sounds like the weirdest corporate speech ever.
"I've been involved with Furries inc. for over 10 years, and I've seen this company grow into a major player in modern 2.0 businesses."
"And now, with cloud computing, you can store your sparkle dog template in the cloud!"
" We're developing rapid prototyping techniques to bring you the ultimate in Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers rapefic "
" We're passionate to announce an incredible, dynamic new partnership with FuckYeahSexyCar toonCats.tumblr .com , that will pave the way for a method of custom, online, dildo creation system that will revolutionize your asshole!"
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