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Episode 114: I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date

with Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Portaxx, John Toast, and Lemon.

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question "Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?" The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term "incel" (involuntary celibacy) was born. "Involuntary Celibacy?" you ask, "isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like it's a political group?" Well, welcome to love-shy.com, there's gonna be a whole lot of that kind of thing here. This week, The F Plus gets off just looking at each other.

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  1. Violent Femmes - Add It Up (Live)
  2. Richard Cheese - People=Shit
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Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:21  

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+7 #40 ForTheLackOfLove 2013-11-08 11:28
Quoting Le Mon:
YEAAAAAAAH DOG! For The Love is a dangerous comedian for a dangerous time! He'll make all the Mass Effect references he goddamn pleases YOUR THUMBS DOWN BUTTON DOES NOT PHASE HIM!

I am an out of control loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules and this is my favorite comment in the citadel.
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+7 #39 Le Mon 2013-11-07 23:08
Quoting Scroitus:

First, fuck everyone who didn't get the joke and voted this down

YEAAAAAAAH DOG! For The Love is a dangerous comedian for a dangerous time! He'll make all the Mass Effect references he goddamn pleases YOUR THUMBS DOWN BUTTON DOES NOT PHASE HIM!
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+5 #38 Scroitus 2013-11-07 21:54
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
This episode was great until Portaxx did all those unfunny nerd references about Dungeons and Dragons and Mass Effect. Un-fuckoffing-believable.

First, fuck everyone who didn't get the joke and voted this down; second, what makes it truly great is that both of those references were made by people other than Portaxx.
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+4 #37 ForTheLackOfLove 2013-11-07 19:00
Quoting DUNGEN MASTER:
My local snobbish noble x filthy commoner fetish roleplay community is totally egalitarian!

Somewhere, someone is writing Blackadder X Baldrick fanfiction and people are masturbating furiously to it.
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+6 #36 DUNGEN MASTER 2013-11-07 14:50
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
Call me a hippie but, unlike a lot of people in these weird communities, I can't imagine having sex with someone while thinking how much better I am than them.

Hey, watch it with that kink shaming. My local snobbish noble x filthy commoner fetish roleplay community is totally egalitarian!
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+3 #35 Butt 2013-11-06 21:33
Doin the Lawd's work, Isfahan. Now gotta go, the Fuckoff signal is in the sky!
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+3 #34 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-11-06 13:24
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
Quoting Elizabeth_Sterling:
I genuinely just couldn't tell if that was the obnoxious person returning or someone imitating them. Fair enough!

Hey, I can be obnoxious too!

Call me a hippie but, unlike a lot of people in these weird communities, I can't imagine having sex with someone while thinking how much better I am than them. Or judging random people on the street with nerdy words like "H.B." or Beta, Alpha or Upsilon.
Sometimes I get annoyed at people who use internet clichés like "neckbeard" or "fedora" to describe some asshole, but then the MRAs, PUAs, InCels and Anti-PUAs (not regular folk, but gullible idiots who are jealous of all that non-existent tail PUAs get) really step it up with their own wedgie-worthy words.
The vocabulary really exposes the nasty core of who they are and how they see people, it's true. Still, sorry for the misunderstandin g!
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+12 #33 ForTheLackOfLove 2013-11-06 11:44
Quoting Elizabeth_Sterling:
I genuinely just couldn't tell if that was the obnoxious person returning or someone imitating them. Fair enough!

Hey, I can be obnoxious too!

Call me a hippie but, unlike a lot of people in these weird communities, I can't imagine having sex with someone while thinking how much better I am than them. Or judging random people on the street with nerdy words like "H.B." or Beta, Alpha or Upsilon.
Sometimes I get annoyed at people who use internet clichés like "neckbeard" or "fedora" to describe some asshole, but then the MRAs, PUAs, InCels and Anti-PUAs (not regular folk, but gullible idiots who are jealous of all that non-existent tail PUAs get) really step it up with their own wedgie-worthy words.
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+2 #32 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-11-06 07:30
I genuinely just couldn't tell if that was the obnoxious person returning or someone imitating them. Fair enough!
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+9 #31 Miles Beavis 2013-11-05 16:22
Quoting Elizabeth_Sterling:
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
This episode was great until Portaxx did all those unfunny nerd references about Dungeons and Dragons and Mass Effect. Un-fuckoffing-believable.


*stares*

Some asshole commented on another episode a while back about being glad that Portaxx wasn't on it because of her "unfunny nerd references". That's the joke.
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-14 #30 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-11-05 12:33
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
This episode was great until Portaxx did all those unfunny nerd references about Dungeons and Dragons and Mass Effect. Un-fuckoffing-believable.


*stares*
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+7 #29 the cool internet 2013-11-05 12:02
Quoting ForTheLackOfLove:
This episode was great until Portaxx did all those unfunny nerd references about Dungeons and Dragons and Mass Effect. Un-fuckoffing-believable.

The cool cats here on F+ don't dig that nerd jive, daddy-o.
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+5 #28 dodoman1 2013-11-05 11:47
Also, if you guys ever do another episode about the friendzone (God forbid), whoever edits it needs to include "Friend is a Four Letter Word" by Cake as a transitional song.
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+3 #27 dodoman1 2013-11-05 11:46
What I learned from this episode is that traditional gender role enforcement is the fucking worst, because it leads to dudes who are socially awkward and bad at getting dates coming to the conclusion that this is women's fault, because after all women are so much different than men!!
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+3 #26 ForTheLackOfLove 2013-11-04 18:27
This episode was great until Portaxx did all those unfunny nerd references about Dungeons and Dragons and Mass Effect. Un-fuckoffing-b elievable.
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+5 #25 ForTheLackOfLove 2013-11-04 18:16
The monotremian cortex is fucking weird man; chicks getting horny over guys with bills and poisonous toenails...
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+5 #24 KingKalamari 2013-11-04 18:08
Quoting platedlizard:
What is up with their obsession with the primitive female reptilian brain?


I think they just really want to fuck a Sleestak...
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+7 #23 buttsauce 2013-11-04 14:33
Quoting platedlizard:
It's just another formation of MRAism and PUAism, really.

What's telling is that they dislike PUAs not because they're ridiculous morons who try to hypnotize women into wanting butt sex, but because they think PUAs are ruining the social engine that grants them their obligatory pussy.

It's like listening to a little kid cry because he's jealous of a kid who said he could talk to dragons. "BUT HE'S NOT SHARING ANY OF THE DRAGONS WITH MEEEEE!!!"text
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0 #22 platedlizard 2013-11-04 12:18
Quoting montrith:
Oh, and should any of you actually feel sorry for these guys, read the doc. They are fucking hypocrites, whining about how nobody wants to date them and if only women would give them a chance, while simultaneously discussing how it's completely okay to ignore messages from women who are too fat and/or ugly since "you can't help who you're attracted to" and "don't even see a friendship coming out of it".

Also if a woman is attracted to a violent guy then she deserves to get beaten.


Jesus Christ (who, come to think of it, not only had a thing with Mary Magdalene but seemed to treat her like an actual human being) these guys are really the worst.

It's just another formation of MRAism and PUAism, really.
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+8 #21 dodoman1 2013-11-04 10:01
Do men also have primitive reptilian hindbrains?
Or is the lack of a hindbrain what allows men to understand what a toilet is?
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0 #20 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-11-04 04:10
Quoting montrith:
Also if a woman is attracted to a violent guy then she deserves to get beaten.
Yeah, it's attitudes like that that give me the chills. The main difference between these guys and PUAs/MRAs is that they're even more pathetic.
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+6 #19 montrith 2013-11-04 04:07
Oh, and should any of you actually feel sorry for these guys, read the doc. They are fucking hypocrites, whining about how nobody wants to date them and if only women would give them a chance, while simultaneously discussing how it's completely okay to ignore messages from women who are too fat and/or ugly since "you can't help who you're attracted to" and "don't even see a friendship coming out of it".

Also if a woman is attracted to a violent guy then she deserves to get beaten.
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+6 #18 montrith 2013-11-04 03:55
Quoting platedlizard:
What is up with their obsession with the primitive female reptilian brain?


They like to think of women as primitives with absolutely no control over their instincts because that's the most convenient excuse for the fact that nobody wants to date them. After all, if women were actually SMART and LOGICAL they would obviously date these guys instead of Mr. Popular over there.
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+1 #17 platedlizard 2013-11-04 03:13
What is up with their obsession with the primitive female reptilian brain?
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+8 #16 RoeCocoa 2013-11-04 00:22
Even though I took an AP course in Pedestalization and went on to major in Personalitology (with a minor in Looksistography , which of course had Onetism and Fictish Mammillion Socio-Sexuality as prerequisites), I still have no idea what these jerks are talking about half the time.
Also, I am so glad you didn't record the rape apologist part of the document, because, damn.
Also also, any episode where Portaxx talks about reptiles is a good episode.
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+1 #15 Asexual Fuckoff Lovr 2013-11-03 19:33
Glad to have Portaxx back, even if it's February Portaxx.

The problem with the Love shy people is that they're similar to PUAs but are less aggressive about getting women and being attention whores.

Socializing is still something you need to practice and learn. At 20+ they don't know how to do it and most people learn it when they're 8. Since learning a new skill is hard, they choose to stay in their comfort zone painting Warhammer 40k figures.
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-1 #14 realist 2013-11-03 16:32
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Quoting Rosetta:
Portaxx may have still quit. Like they said at the beginning of the podcast, this was recorded in February.

That's kinda irrelevant when Lemon has already said on this page that she didn't.


I'll believe it when a new Portaxx episode is released.
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+6 #13 Miles Beavis 2013-11-03 15:43
Quoting Rosetta:
Portaxx may have still quit. Like they said at the beginning of the podcast, this was recorded in February.

That's kinda irrelevant when Lemon has already said on this page that she didn't.
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-9 #12 Rosetta 2013-11-03 14:06
Portaxx may have still quit. Like they said at the beginning of the podcast, this was recorded in February.
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+3 #11 Elizabeth_Sterling 2013-11-03 10:19
Quoting lemmin:
Portaxx didn't quit.
Good to know, I love me some Portaxx readings.

Ahhhh, this is like MRAs only less overtly aggressive and more just mad. Still, fuckin' nice guys.

Seriously, leaving aside the fact that most nice guys aren't and that the vast majority of them have serious personality issues there's the simple fact it says you don't have a clue. Anyone with any kind of self-understand ing and idea about human relations can think of a good few reasons people shouldn't date them, so "I'm too nice" just stinks of being utterly blind to your real issues.
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