Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN.

with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Frank West, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.

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MUSIC USED
  1. The Dickies - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
  2. FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
  3. Shirley Bassey - Clown Town
  4. Green Jellÿ - Rock N Roll Pumpkin
  5. Green Jellÿ - House Me Teenage Rave
ADDITIONAL FUN
  1. Something awful reviews Clown Porn
  2. Brett Gelman's iBrain is probably the best thing that ever happened on Comedy Death Ray

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:21  

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+4 #43 Navigator 2014-01-09 22:38
The background is really what sets the mood of that photo, I think. Nothing says "The School District Cut Our Funding, So We're Still Using VHS Tapes From 1992" quite like it.
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+1 #42 Clown Critic 2014-01-09 22:21
Quoting dodoman1:

Yay, Happy Dave.

He really does look the part doesn't he?
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+3 #41 dodoman1 2014-01-09 18:27

Yay, Happy Dave.
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+3 #40 Max 2013-12-03 06:56
Dick in a clown, dick in a clown, looking like a fool with your dick in a clown
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+1 #39 Lemmin 2013-11-26 11:06
Quoting ...:
I really like that last song. It has a good beat and you can dance to it.


Too bad the band sucks.
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+1 #38 ... 2013-11-25 23:27
I really like that last song. It has a good beat and you can dance to it.
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+12 #37 Miles Beavis 2013-10-25 18:41
Ugh, two weeks and I'm already going through F Plus withdrawal. You guys really spoiled us over these past few episodes.
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+2 #36 Sex Bomb 2013-10-23 14:54
Quoting ForTheLoveOfClowns:
Quoting commandercool:
There's a power exchange thing going on, which I think can be really cool if done right

"really cool" is a weird description for a fetish, even a harmless one. Lotta people on the internet describe things like a radical 90s surfer would.
"THIS SEXUAL POWER EXCHANGE IS LIKE REALLY COOL AND BODACIOUS DUDE NOW LET'S RIDE SOME WAVES"


To be fair its right in their name.
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+7 #35 Keytar Solo 2013-10-18 23:54
er, I really liked this episode!

Sorry about the double post, I'm still learning the ropes figuratively, as well as literally!
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+2 #34 Keytar Solo 2013-10-18 23:53
Great podcast I really liked
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+1 #33 Cuddlesquid 2013-10-15 21:34
Quoting Butt:
So clowns use helium instead of Viagra? Does that mean that with helium depleting there will no more clown boners soon?

Side effects may include not hearing the usual "A-OOOOOO-GAH" upon achieving ejaculation
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+4 #32 Butt 2013-10-15 15:38
So clowns use helium instead of Viagra? Does that mean that with helium depleting there will no more clown boners soon?
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+1 #31 isogloss 2013-10-14 09:53
I think this fetish is mostly an eroticized fear. A lot of kids are afraid of clowns, and some small/unfortuna te subset processes this fear by developing a clown fetish.
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+7 #30 dodoman1 2013-10-13 17:22
Quoting isogloss:
Forget it, Jake. It's Clowntown.


"Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina Clown."

Another golden opportunity missed
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0 #29 isogloss 2013-10-13 14:23
Forget it, Jake. It's Clowntown.
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+10 #28 ForTheLoveOfClowns 2013-10-12 14:59
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+6 #27 a whorish clown 2013-10-12 09:48
Quoting ForTheLoveOfClowns:
Quoting commandercool:
There's a power exchange thing going on, which I think can be really cool if done right

"really cool" is a weird description for a fetish, even a harmless one. Lotta people on the internet describe things like a radical 90s surfer would.
"THIS SEXUAL POWER EXCHANGE IS LIKE REALLY COOL AND BODACIOUS DUDE NOW LET'S RIDE SOME WAVES"

THE ACHINGLY PLEASURABLE WAVES OF OUR CLOWN PAIN INDUCED ORGASMS BRAH
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+11 #26 ForTheLoveOfClowns 2013-10-12 00:33
Quoting commandercool:
There's a power exchange thing going on, which I think can be really cool if done right

"really cool" is a weird description for a fetish, even a harmless one. Lotta people on the internet describe things like a radical 90s surfer would.
"THIS SEXUAL POWER EXCHANGE IS LIKE REALLY COOL AND BODACIOUS DUDE NOW LET'S RIDE SOME WAVES"
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+12 #25 a whorish clown 2013-10-11 15:28
Quoting commandercool:
There's a power exchange thing going on, which I think can be really cool if done right

"I wouldn't want anyone to think I am kink-shaming by making fun of this clown porn!"
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0 #24 commandercool 2013-10-11 12:03
This was the hardest episode yet for me to get through. Absolutely brutal.

I think what gets me is that, unlike many of the other fetishes you guys have covered, I can tell where the sexual element of this one comes from. There's a power exchange thing going on, which I think can be really cool if done right, but it's presented in the most unpleasant and counter-sexual way possible here so it's incredibly uncomfortable rather than just confusing and silly.
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+2 #23 platedlizard 2013-10-10 23:48
I think this episode is as bad, if not worse than, the Adult Baby episode. God fucking damn.

great, merkins got reinvented for clowns or whatever. Fuck you Montrith. Fuck you.
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+2 #22 Bionichute 2013-10-10 20:46
how did the clown episode become ten times worse than the fucking dick bug episode jesus christ
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+7 #21 KingKalamari 2013-10-10 20:10
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting ForTheLoveOfClowns:
Quoting dodoman1:
On a second listen to this episode, I am legitimately upset that when Frank West said "No, Mister Bond..." during the clown fetish story, no one followed it up with "...I expect you to pie!"

You Only Honk Twice
On Her Majesty's Silly Service
Skyfall Into A Glass Of Water
Octopussy ( We Put A Cat Into An Octopuss Tutu )
The Clown Who Loved Me
Glovefinger


Dr. Nose
You Only Laugh Twice
Live and Let Pie


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+10 #20 movieguy4256 2013-10-10 17:02
According to imdb, "Dead American Woman" is a real film, and Happy Dave is in fact credited as "Happy Dave".

I figure his birthday party clowning work might dry up because of this.
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+3 #19 RoeCocoa 2013-10-10 16:54
My very first exposure to Internet weirdness was a site called "Clowns and Corpses," an image gallery featuring a clown girl making lewd gestures at and around a plastic mouldering skeleton. I'm still not sure if it was a joke. It may have been art. I'm not going to look it up.
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+2 #18 a sad and broken man 2013-10-10 16:34
Courtesy of PoE:

wayback.archive.org/.../...

I know it's a joke site, but I will never forget that URL.
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+1 #17 AgentCoop 2013-10-10 14:53
Clowns are sexy goddamnit!

I have proof.

en.m.wikipedia.org/.../...

Okay, maybe that's not good proof.

And maybe clowns aren't sexy.
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+6 #16 dodoman1 2013-10-10 14:42
Quoting ForTheLoveOfClowns:
Quoting dodoman1:
On a second listen to this episode, I am legitimately upset that when Frank West said "No, Mister Bond..." during the clown fetish story, no one followed it up with "...I expect you to pie!"

You Only Honk Twice
On Her Majesty's Silly Service
Skyfall Into A Glass Of Water
Octopussy ( We Put A Cat Into An Octopuss Tutu )
The Clown Who Loved Me
Glovefinger


Dr. Nose
You Only Laugh Twice
Live and Let Pie
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+2 #15 Miles Beavis 2013-10-10 13:10
I'm dismayed by the absense of a single clownpenis.fart joke.
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-3 #14 Phishd 2013-10-10 12:42
I'm sorry, you are terribly shortsighted if you think Ibrain was the best thing to happen on CBB. Fourvel and Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber was probably the best thing to happen on CBB.
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