Episode 111: Pokemon XXX & WHY?

with Isfahan, Bunnybread, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by John Toast (he also pitched the episode title)

Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.

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Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:22  

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+2 #38 Shigan 2014-05-02 04:41
The listener is confused! The listener hurt itself in its confusion!
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+2 #37 the real axl rose 2014-04-08 05:08
Quoting Nique:
Pleasepleaseplease let the guy who is attracted to Igglybuff be a troll, Igglypuff is literally a baby pokemon. It can't even breed in-game because it is a baby.

WELCOME TO THE INTERNEEEET, WE'VE GOT LOTS OF CREEEEPS
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0 #36 Nique 2014-04-07 22:07
Pleasepleaseple ase let the guy who is attracted to Igglybuff be a troll, Igglypuff is literally a baby pokemon. It can't even breed in-game because it is a baby.
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+2 #35 sku 2013-10-21 02:41
Quoting dodoman1:
Quoting sku:
fun fact: there's a new pokemon that's just some barnacles and people already want to fuck


I assumed that desire was universal.


true, fucking the barnacles IS the top of maszlow's hierarchy of needs
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+4 #34 dodoman1 2013-10-20 17:52
Quoting sku:
fun fact: there's a new pokemon that's just some barnacles and people already want to fuck


I assumed that desire was universal.
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+2 #33 sku 2013-10-20 13:02
fun fact: there's a new pokemon that's just some barnacles and people already want to fuck
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+2 #32 Crissaegrim 2013-10-13 12:40
Well that's a first. I had serebii open in another tab for info on the new game. :(
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+5 #31 Miles Beavis 2013-10-06 13:31
Quoting voov:
Ggugug

Finally, someone has it in them to stand up and tell it like it is.
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+1 #30 voov 2013-10-06 12:47
Ggugug
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0 #29 UltimateOverlord 2013-10-03 15:10
Quoting dodoman1:
That's not the real one. This is the real one.


Oh.
...
That looks terrible. No wonder they can't jerk to it, it's horrendous.
Anyway, sorry about uploading the wrong one. Damn fansites and their "fact-checking" ...
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+1 #28 dodoman1 2013-10-03 09:45
Double-posting to clarify: The one Miles Beavis posted is the official second-stage evolution. The one UltimateOverlor d posted is speculative fan-art someone made. The thing I posted is a leaked screenshot of the official third-stage evolution, which is clearly not jerkable enough, you guys, I mean come on.
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+3 #27 dodoman1 2013-10-03 09:44
That's not the real one. This is the real one.
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+2 #26 ForTheLoveOfBeards 2013-10-02 23:06
That's just what bearded old men look like in Japan, man.
You turn 60 and you wake up looking a super saiyan fox thing.
( fuck you spellcheck saiyan is a real word. I WANNA BELIEVE )
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0 #25 UltimateOverlord 2013-10-02 21:49
Quoting Miles Beavis:
Is there some further evolution that I just haven't found?


Actually, yes, there is.



...Honestly, if these people are willing to wank it to fucking Cyndaquil, of all things, I don't see why they would have any problem with that.
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+2 #24 Miles Beavis 2013-10-02 20:44
Quoting dodoman1:
So the new Pokemon games come out in less than two weeks now, and recently one of the new Pokemon was leaked to the public. It's the evolved form of the Fire-type starter, Fennekin, which is a cute little fox, but it evolves into a bipedal fox meant to evolve a bearded old-man wizard in its design.

I just looked it up, and I'm not sure where you (or they) are getting that.



It's almost the exact opposite of what you described (and if I didn't know better, I'd think that it was an actual "sexy" furry version of the basic form). What's going on here? Is there some further evolution that I just haven't found?
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+2 #23 Cuddlesquid 2013-10-02 19:52
Quoting dodoman1:
furries on Tumblr (and probably in more places) are actively saddened by how Game Freak introduced a fox Pokemon that they can't jerk off to, and that makes me angrier than it has any right to.

That makes me happy. Their tears are the perfect seasoning for any dish.
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0 #22 dodoman1 2013-10-02 13:31
So the new Pokemon games come out in less than two weeks now, and recently one of the new Pokemon was leaked to the public. It's the evolved form of the Fire-type starter, Fennekin, which is a cute little fox, but it evolves into a bipedal fox meant to evolve a bearded old-man wizard in its design.
Long story short, furries on Tumblr (and probably in more places) are actively saddened by how Game Freak introduced a fox Pokemon that they can't jerk off to, and that makes me angrier than it has any right to.
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+4 #21 j. spermjacker 2013-09-30 22:27
A Good Night to Poke Holes (in condoms)
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+12 #20 ForTheLoveOfInnuendo 2013-09-30 11:16
Quoting Asexual Pokemon Lover:
trade Squirtles with my friends

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+2 #19 ForTheLoveOfInnuendo 2013-09-30 10:47
Quoting Asexual Pokemon Lover:
trade Squirtles with my friends

Uhuh.
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+2 #18 Asexual Poemon Lover 2013-09-29 12:22
Quoting A Meat:
Quoting Capella:
Has anyone pointed out yet that Pokemon absolutely do come in male and female varieties and the two can be made to engage in sexual reproduction in the games? Yes? Sorry, it just...it bothered me.


Pokemon breeding in the games is already pretty messed up, so I can sort of understand why people would want to pretend it doesn't exist.


I never had a problem with it because I saw it as a way to trade Squirtles with my friends who didn't have Squirtle because they chose Charmander. It's the Pokemon equivalent of demon fusioning in the SMT games.
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+3 #17 dodoman1 2013-09-28 22:33
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
AGNPH

Aggressively Genial Neil Patrick Harris?

Always Garden; Never Plant Hollyhocks?

Ancient Greenlanders Nearly Perfected Hooch?


I know what it stands for (because I got curious and googled it) but I don't know that I want to ruin the magic
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+3 #16 Cuddlesquid 2013-09-28 21:37
AGNPH

Aggressively Genial Neil Patrick Harris?

Always Garden; Never Plant Hollyhocks?

Ancient Greenlanders Nearly Perfected Hooch?
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+1 #15 sku 2013-09-28 10:36
well thanks to this episode i now know who wants to fuck Jumpluff.
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0 #14 A Meat 2013-09-28 04:54
Quoting Capella:
Has anyone pointed out yet that Pokemon absolutely do come in male and female varieties and the two can be made to engage in sexual reproduction in the games? Yes? Sorry, it just...it bothered me.


Pokemon breeding in the games is already pretty messed up, so I can sort of understand why people would want to pretend it doesn't exist.
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+2 #13 Butt 2013-09-27 23:10
Quoting small hat:
while you were reading charizard_fire_god's posts this instantly came to mind


I like how the transformation didn't improve his vision.
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+7 #12 John Toast 2013-09-27 22:10
Editor's top joke: Isfahan's Magritte reference.
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0 #11 keeper 2013-09-27 20:17
What is that song at the end? That is hilarious!
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+15 #10 small hat 2013-09-27 18:32
while you were reading charizard_fire_ god's posts this instantly came to mind
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+6 #9 Capella 2013-09-27 18:13
Has anyone pointed out yet that Pokemon absolutely do come in male and female varieties and the two can be made to engage in sexual reproduction in the games? Yes? Sorry, it just...it bothered me.
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