Episode 105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything

with Jack Chick, Nutshell Gulag, STOG, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

The majority of content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said "Free information? There's no money in that!", and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.

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Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:24  

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+2 #16 Miles Beavis 2013-11-14 18:10
Huh, looks like there's some heavy competition now.
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+1 #15 Lé Mon 2013-07-26 11:02
Quoting MicroMissles:
Why is there not yet a Montrith seal that you put on Montrith episodes?

The "thanks montrith" tag should now serve that purpose.
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+4 #14 sku 2013-07-21 07:03
you guys talk shit about christmas games when clearly both Christmas NiGHTS and Duke Nukem 3D: Nuclear Winter exist and put a smile on youngster's face
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+1 #13 goodjoog 2013-07-20 12:16
Found on a google search of "cratla from my spirits," the sign off from Andrew, the psychic reader and healer: drpsychiclove.wordpress.com/.. ./...
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+8 #12 ElizabethSterling 2013-07-19 08:43
Quoting montrith:
My special skills is finding weird and stupid stuff online. How come you're not paying me yet, Lemon? Based on this site I should be able to charge at least 10bux a minute.
With the dubious authority of an internet stranger I hereby pronounce you Creephunter General, offer you carte blanche to waive signup agreements and offer you this [unaccredited] coupon to Well Known Food Place. With qualifications like that Lemon has no choice but to pay.
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+2 #11 Diplomas 4 Less 2013-07-19 02:33
Charging e-mails by the minute sounds like a good deal to me. The time to transmit a 0.5 KB text message over the internet is under a second!
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+3 #10 AlbieQuirky 2013-07-16 14:05
Quoting Sex Bomb:
Objectivist Wet Dream. Great tag or Greatest tag?

Second greatest, after "All You Do Is Dump".
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+15 #9 montrith 2013-07-16 07:25
My special skills is finding weird and stupid stuff online. How come you're not paying me yet, Lemon? Based on this site I should be able to charge at least 10bux a minute.
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+2 #8 Navigator 2013-07-15 18:15
Quoting Navigator:
When I was in college working part-time at Walmart, I had a customer come up and tell me all about how she lived in Las Vegas and charged ten dollars a minute as a phone psychic. Somehow, I came out of the conversation feeling sorry for her.

Jesus christ, way to hit "send" too soon. The point of it was, she swore up and down she was a psychic on LivePerson, but she wouldn' t tell me what her name was on there, I guess because she could tell by my extremely skeptical look that I wasn't going to pay her a hundred dollars to read one tarot card for me.
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+1 #7 Navigator 2013-07-15 18:13
When I was in college working part-time at Walmart, I had a customer come up and tell me all about how she lived in Las Vegas and charged ten dollars a minute as a phone psychic. Somehow, I came out of the conversation feeling sorry for her.
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+7 #6 Cuddlesquid 2013-07-15 16:35
Quoting Sex Bomb:
Objectivist Wet Dream

What are "three words that sum up BioShock's setting", Alex?
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+6 #5 KingKalamari 2013-07-15 16:21
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting A Meat:
Man, if there was only an expert who would help me deal with all the weird looks I get from people on the bus when I laugh from listening to this episode.

I'm an expert in that!

But before I can tell you anything else I need $25.


Highway robbery! My rate is a mere $4.49/minute and my qualifications are that I can fit three whole donuts in my mouth at once!

...That's the standard sized donuts, not those giant ones you can get at the supermarket.
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+4 #4 Sex Bomb 2013-07-15 15:18
Objectivist Wet Dream. Great tag or Greatest tag?
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+5 #3 Cuddlesquid 2013-07-15 14:37
Quoting A Meat:
Man, if there was only an expert who would help me deal with all the weird looks I get from people on the bus when I laugh from listening to this episode.

I'm an expert in that!

But before I can tell you anything else I need $25.
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+7 #2 A Meat 2013-07-15 11:11
Man, if there was only an expert who would help me deal with all the weird looks I get from people on the bus when I laugh from listening to this episode.
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+13 #1 MicroMissles 2013-07-14 19:11
Why is there not yet a Montrith seal that you put on Montrith episodes?
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