Submit Content? Yes, you should.

I've mentioned it a couple times, but the Submit Content page is embarassingly outdated. Because of this, perfectly reasonable people made incorrect assumptions just because they didn't have the right information. But fortunately, I just fixed all that!

So the new submit content page gives you all the information you'll need to put together podcast ready docs, and, as an added bonus, we just added the feature on being able to spy on the hopper.

We have locked the actual material from public view, but you'll always be able to look at this spreadsheet and see all the submissions we've received, and how they're doing. This spreadsheet will remain up to date, as it's tied to the secret spreadsheet that the ridiculists use to score submissions (more on that in the submit content page)

Now as for the actual content itself, I assume you'd like to know when we'll be releasing some new episodes? Soon, very soon, I totally promise. We have no less than 5 episodes which we've finished the recording on, and are currently waiting on the tender caress of their respective editors. So, content soon. Until then, check out these goddamn submissions!

Last Updated on Monday, 27 January 2014 09:31  

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+1 #33 platedlizard 2013-11-07 20:17
I know what the wereroller-coas ter thing is and it is amazing.
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+1 #32 Bionichute 2013-06-15 20:27
There's so much bad shit on Fantendo, but I don't think most of you guys would get it because from what I've heard you don't play Nintendo games.
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0 #31 A 2013-06-15 13:28
I think something went wrong with the spreadsheet. It's showing #REF! in one of the cells.
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+2 #30 Sun Smasher 2013-06-10 09:26
Man all of the stuff on that list sounds so good. I really want to hear Metroid fan fiction read though... but even then, it's so hard to choose.
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+3 #29 dodoman1 2013-06-02 12:18
Quoting ForTheBonerOfBoners:
" In the City, earlier today, the boner was up 2.74 %. "
Huh, waddya know.

New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.
The boner's up and the battery's down.
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+1 #28 ForTheBonerOfBoners 2013-06-02 08:01
" In the City, earlier today, the boner was up 2.74 %. "
Huh, waddya know.
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+5 #27 Cuddlesquid 2013-06-02 00:03
Quoting bonertoucher:

Does anyone really want to hear the word "boner" in a real-life sexual situation?

Any situation in which you use the word "boner" becomes a sexual situation.

Ladies.
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0 #26 bonertoucher 2013-06-01 20:21
Quoting dodoman1:
I can't imagine anyone paying for a prostitute named "Damien Boner".

Does anyone really want to hear the word "boner" in a real-life sexual situation?
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+4 #25 dodoman1 2013-06-01 17:10
I can't imagine anyone paying for a prostitute named "Damien Boner".
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+3 #24 HookerReviews 2013-06-01 15:02
I'm gonna start a website called "Hooker Reviews" and it's going to be prostitutes reviewing the movies that were on in the background while they had sex.

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Avatar
review by Damien Boner

The cinematography was absolutely breathtaking.
The 3D was incredible. It's like you could actually reach out and touch that weird horse thing. It was also nice seeing someone with a physical handicap as the protagonist for once.
Then my John told me to put on this blue latex suit and call him Pxim-Tsngan.

0/10
Quote:
The Dark Knight Rises
by Jo Copulate

Why must all the guys that pay for a motorboat make the "Bane voice" between my tits?

3/10
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+6 #23 NotHelpingMatters 2013-05-31 22:33
Oh hey, if you do the Wikipedia Talk Page one, I've got some extra content for that: en.wikipedia.org/.../...
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+2 #22 Max 2013-05-31 10:02
Yes! My content was accepted after all. I was beginning to worry I'd read all that horrible shit for nothing.
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+4 #21 BootsRaingear 2013-05-31 07:48
I should clarify. We're not rejecting it because it has been submitted so often, we're rejecting it because it's not particularly fun to make fun of.

It's a bunch of people pretending to be really into something, but not in the same fun manner as the Roy Orbison in Clingfilm guy. They're just doing it so they can argue with people.
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+2 #20 BootsRaingear 2013-05-31 06:59
Flat Earth Society has been submitted no less than 10 times, including the old "suggestion" process. It's never going to happen.
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+1 #19 montrith 2013-05-31 02:54
FES has been suggested so many times Lemon has a vendeta against it. Don't suggest FES anymore. I did that too among my first submissions, so I'm partially responsible for Lemon's trauma.
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+1 #18 Locclo 2013-05-31 00:30
Quoting Cleretic:
Why is Flat Earth Society in yellow? I mean I am fairly sure that site's entirely composed of no-effort trolling, but the fact it's in yellow means something, clearly.


I'm guessing it's something that gets suggested regularly, or has been suggested multiple times already. I personally submitted one, and I know one other guy on the forums did as well.
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+2 #17 Cleretic 2013-05-30 21:50
Why is Flat Earth Society in yellow? I mean I am fairly sure that site's entirely composed of no-effort trolling, but the fact it's in yellow means something, clearly.
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+3 #16 sku 2013-05-30 19:18
i feel like "hypnosis involving the snake from the jungle book" is material enough for an hour
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+4 #15 Cuddlesquid 2013-05-30 14:41
I deeply appreciate that you've filed J-F Bibeau under Douchebags
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+15 #14 Linnet 2013-05-30 13:59
Can we all just sit back and appreciate

Topic: Unicorn Sex
Genre: Unicorn Sex

for a moment?
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+3 #13 Naomi 2013-05-30 08:42
Looking at both lists, I am distressed at how many of those terms I immediately recognize, and intrigued by the ones I don't. Hell if I want any of that in my search history, though.
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+2 #12 Soulcleaver 2013-05-30 07:12
C'mon, everything in the Rejected column looks cool as hell.
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+10 #11 Lemmin 2013-05-30 06:20
Quoting 2 jacks 1 chick:
how would a "ridiculist" get "access" to this "rating spreadsheet we apparently have"?

By "reading" his "fucking" email.
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+1 #10 A Meat 2013-05-30 06:17
Oh man, fetlife is on the list, expecting a horrifying experience for everyone involved.
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+1 #9 Miles Beavis 2013-05-30 02:08
I'm also really looking forward to the "transabled" episode. Special snowflakes are the best.
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0 #8 Miles Beavis 2013-05-30 02:05
Why is Fred Donald Dickson, Jr. both rejected and in The Hopper?
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+3 #7 2 jacks 1 chick 2013-05-30 01:14
how would a "ridiculist" get "access" to this "rating spreadsheet we apparently have"?

i...i'm asking for a friend...
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+4 #6 Max Headroom 2013-05-30 01:01
You know you've been traumatized by this podcast when you think Disney Porn sounds kinda normal.
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0 #5 Ansemaru 2013-05-30 00:32
I am so glad that my topic merited a genre all to itself. Because honestly, it speaks for itself.
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+2 #4 September 2013-05-29 23:35
Yesss, someone sent you the godspouses! ...a lot of the godspouses! It's essentially a reboot of the Snapewives, but with Loki from the Avengers movie. And it's somehow a thousand times more loathsome. I'm crossing my fingers for that one.
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