Episode 93: I Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People

READERS: Acierocolotl, John Toast, Jimmyfranks, Boots Raingear, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Most of the content for this episode was provided by Montrith

The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a website to specialize in. This week, you get drunk, you skip school, just have sex already.

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  1. Here, let me just link you to the document we read from. That'll be easier on all of us, yes?
MUSIC USED
  1. Megadeth - Angry Again
  2. Sesame Street - I Get Mad

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:32  

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+2 #39 Grigori 2013-04-06 23:35
A little late, but I love how the "stop self-publishing " person brags about how their publisher accepts only 8% of submissions, when 8% acceptance is incredibly high by industry standards...
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0 #38 lily 2013-02-08 21:01
Hey Sonic, an angel told me that there's a nigh-foolproof way to get an episode custom-tailored to your whim and the instructions are located on the Submit Content page linked in the Main Menu.

I know, I know: even the terrible internet things you couldn't escape if you tried to (libertarians, Benedict Cumberbatch fans, Homestuck) suddenly seem hard to find when you're considering putting together a google doc full of funny posts, but on the off-chance you didn't already consider submitting the material yourself...
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0 #37 Sonic 2013-02-07 22:56
Hey people...I've just had a revelation...A MIGHTY REVELATION FROM GOD...he...he sent an angel...he said one word that resonated throughout the room...he said "BRONIES!". I was flabbergasted.. .what could that mean oh clever fplusnites?
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+2 #36 Cuddlesquid 2013-02-06 07:55
Quoting j the monarchist:
Hello FILTHY JACOBITE SCUM wanna learn about the glories of monarchy? Well, now you can!

Can we get a cage match between this guy and any veganarchist ever?
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-2 #35 j the monarchist 2013-02-05 14:39
Hello FILTHY JACOBITE SCUM wanna learn about the glories of monarchy? Well, now you can!

oy vey. I bet the fplus could do a whole series on crazies with blogs.
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+3 #34 j the monarchist 2013-02-05 14:39
Hello FILTHY JACOBITE SCUM wanna learn about the glories of monarchy? Well, now you can!

oy vey. I bet the fplus could do a whole series on crazies with blogs.
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-1 #33 ForTheLoveOfHEGHOGGZ 2013-02-05 02:08
Quoting Cleretic:

Hell, he was even the only good part of that Sonic fanfilm.

You talking about that embarrassing thing with every internet celebrity reviewer interacting with a terrifying homemade 3D sonic model?
'Cause that Robotnik "actor" looked mighty out of place in his colorfull clothes in the middle of the DARK and GRITTY spaceship interior.
Gettin' ANGRY 'bout pandering nerd movies!
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+2 #32 Cleretic 2013-02-04 23:16
Quoting ForTheLoveOfEggmen:
[quote name="PORTAXX RRRRDBRBRBR"]
Robotnik looks surprisingly good with that uncanny valley art style. It works the same way it works for Judge Doom, I think. Also the video, cutscene and the entire game are cringe-inducing.

That's just how Robotnik is. He has this weird ability to be extremely entertaining and charismatic no matter what you put him in.

Hell, he was even the only good part of that Sonic fanfilm.
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-2 #31 Notm 2013-02-04 18:39
Quoting Acierocolotl:
No. No, that didn't explain anything at all.

I felt like Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend made more sense than this. www.poetv.com/.../


Am I the only person that laughs hysterically when Sonic dies? It's just this massive icon of a character that is just killed out of nowhere and he falls flat on the ground. Not to mention the creepy Sonic-Elise relationship.
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+5 #30 Acierocolotl 2013-02-04 16:47
Quoting PORTAXX RRRRDBRBRBR:

Here Acier, watch this: GODAWFUL CUTSCENE ON YOUTUBE


No. No, that didn't explain anything at all.

I felt like Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend made more sense than this. www.poetv.com/.../
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0 #29 ForTheLoveOfEggmen 2013-02-04 15:25
Quoting PORTAXX RRRRDBRBRBR:

Here Acier, watch this: www.youtube.com/.../
Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Robotnik looks surprisingly good with that uncanny valley art style. It works the same way it works for Judge Doom, I think. Also the video, cutscene and the entire game are cringe-inducing.
AYM SONUC
SONYC DA HEGgHOgG
Sonic fans are another group of people who are incredibly angry about everything all the time.
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0 #28 ForTheLoveOfEmeralds 2013-02-04 15:15
Oh chaos emeralds
Gems of miracles
Please heed my call
Run this franchise into the ground
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0 #27 whoreforhedgehogs 2013-02-04 13:50
Quoting ForTheLoveOfCanadas:
GODDAMNIT I'M SO ANGRY FOR NOT MAKING THIS JOKE EARLIER ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO INVADE CANADA


I like to imagine his big belly is full of tourtière and goose liver.
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0 #26 PORTAXX RRRRDBRBRBR 2013-02-04 13:34
Quoting Acierocolotl:
Quoting PORTAXX THE DUCK:

And come on Acier, that isn't any worse than Mephiles the Dark. That character makes a human lady kiss dead hedgehogs.


I have no idea what you're talking about, though I'm getting a trifle perturbed by the whole deal here. Well, except for that bit from Neal, that speaks volumes.


Here Acier, watch this: www.youtube.com/.../

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
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+2 #25 A Meat 2013-02-04 12:16
Quoting Cleretic:
Quoting PORTAXX THE DUCK:
haha you put the color swatches on and everything. YES.

And come on Acier, that isn't any worse than Mephiles the Dark. That character makes a human lady kiss dead hedgehogs.

My favorite part about Mephiles is that they were apparently obligated to give Shadow, the evil counterpart of Sonic, his own evil counterpart.


These facts, combined with the fact that a MSpaint webcomic about getting revenge on trolls writes the Sonic characters better, is all you need about the quality of the Sonic games' writing. (Also there is a Sonic RPG for the DS made by Bioware, it is no exception)
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+1 #24 Acierocolotl 2013-02-04 06:51
Quoting PORTAXX THE DUCK:

And come on Acier, that isn't any worse than Mephiles the Dark. That character makes a human lady kiss dead hedgehogs.


I have no idea what you're talking about, though I'm getting a trifle perturbed by the whole deal here. Well, except for that bit from Neal, that speaks volumes.
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+3 #23 Cleretic 2013-02-04 03:09
Quoting PORTAXX THE DUCK:
haha you put the color swatches on and everything. YES.

And come on Acier, that isn't any worse than Mephiles the Dark. That character makes a human lady kiss dead hedgehogs.

My favorite part about Mephiles is that they were apparently obligated to give Shadow, the evil counterpart of Sonic, his own evil counterpart.
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+2 #22 PORTAXX RRRRDBRBRBR 2013-02-03 17:53
FUNQuoting Cuddlesquid:
It's really nice to hear the ridiculists having so much fun with an episode, especially after the last one was so... soul-crushing.

ForTheLove, I don't suppose you'd draw Grover With Lockjaw as The Monster At The End Of This Forum, would you?


FUN FACT: That voice is one a friend and I would speak in constantly in high school. I'm not entirely sure why I picked that episode to bring it back. But who knows, maybe he's out there and listening, and he will be the one guy who will say "holy CRAP I remember that!"

RRRRRDBRBRBRBRBRBRRRR!
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+2 #21 Cuddlesquid 2013-02-03 17:21
It's really nice to hear the ridiculists having so much fun with an episode, especially after the last one was so... soul-crushing.

ForTheLove, I don't suppose you'd draw Grover With Lockjaw as The Monster At The End Of This Forum, would you?
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+3 #20 Les Min 2013-02-03 12:36
Quoting ForTheLoveOfCanadas:
Deviant Fart

Holy crap.

This is my new favorite. ForTheLove, I... That is to say I... I feel...

I have strong affections for the drawings you produce, Sir or Madam.
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0 #19 Strange Matter 2013-02-03 03:06
I suppose Hadron Collider guy takes things he reads on the internet a little too seriously: www.cracked.com/.../
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+1 #18 Adam 2013-02-03 00:46
My uncle Sam reward my family with a child.


:(
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+5 #17 PORTAXX THE DUCK 2013-02-02 23:48
haha you put the color swatches on and everything. YES.

And come on Acier, that isn't any worse than Mephiles the Dark. That character makes a human lady kiss dead hedgehogs.
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+7 #16 Acierocolotl 2013-02-02 22:39
Quoting ForTheLoveOfCanadas:
PICTURE


I honestly don't know how I should feel about this.
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+7 #15 Neal 2013-02-02 22:05
Quoting ForTheLoveOfCanadas:
GODDAMNIT I'M SO ANGRY FOR NOT MAKING THIS JOKE EARLIER ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO INVADE CANADA


He runs at mediocre speeds, collecting cock rings in a magical poutine-filled world before facing the diabolical robotic creations of Basil Marceaux. Sounds like a hit to me.
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+14 #14 ForTheLoveOfCanadas 2013-02-02 20:27
GODDAMNIT I'M SO ANGRY FOR NOT MAKING THIS JOKE EARLIER ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO INVADE CANADA
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+7 #13 Veloxyll 2013-02-02 19:34
I believe you're actually legally obliged to do an english accent when you read a post from an engladnish person.
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+6 #12 ForTheLoveOfBishops 2013-02-02 18:38
Quoting Ansemaru:
Wait a fucking minute. ALLEN FUCKING BISHOP MAN?
Did I sign up to that forum in my sleep or something? Because you guys startled the hell out of me when my name (or thereabouts) showed up in your reading.

I'm sorry for your emotional trauma, Mr.Fucking.
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+5 #11 Notm 2013-02-02 17:53
So I'm not going to lie, I've been having a rotten week for various reasons and I began to write about it on my tumblr. But I got about halfway through my post when I realized "I feel really stupid for complaining about this, who's going to give a fuck?"

I think that that's the disconnect for these people, you have to literally hold that angry thought in your brain and then talk about it to a forum of people that are also angry about something similar. I can't stay that mad at anything, I don't know how they do it.

(But seriously, you guys have helped me get through the rough weeks by providing a laugh or two so I sincerely thank you all for it)
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+1 #10 Cuddlesquid 2013-02-02 17:08
Spot The Poop! Now there's a game I haven't played in years!
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