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Episode 92: We Don't Not Need No Uneducation

READERS: Victor Laszlo, STOG, John Toast, Portaxx, Jimmyfranks, and Lemon

Edited by Jimmyfranks

Much of the content for this episode was provided by Julia

Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up on Placenta Helper.

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MUSIC USED
  1. Jimmie Logsdon - I Wanna Be Mothered
  2. The Dogs- Your Momma's On Crack Rock
CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. American Red Cross Donation Campaign Picture Features Woman Bottle Feeding Baby
  2. Lotus Birth
  3. Eating the Placenta?
  4. If there was a vaccine for AIDS...
  5. autism
  6. Old souls
  7. Polio
  8. Math Cirriculum
  9. unschooling
  10. christians-evolution

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33  

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+6 #247 DementedFish 2013-02-21 20:44
I cannot get over Lilyka talking about creationism and how it is "how it happened" while simultaneously saying "You can't believe everything you read"
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+2 #246 Snufkin 2013-02-03 12:34
Oh, did anyone bring up Hathor the Cow Goddess yet? This was where I first heard about unschooling, and it's essentially Mothering.com in comic form: badwebcomics.wikidot.com/.../
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+9 #245 ForTheLoveOfVaccines 2013-02-01 13:12
Quoting Snufkin:
Quote:
Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness. Something which is just not possible when they didn't have the diseases at all.

Virus latency? Herd immunity? Pssssshaw, I say
"HERD IMMUNITY" ?
HA, SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FOR THOSE SHEEPLES WHO PUT EXPLODING-AUTIS M-CANCER ""VACCINES"" IN OUR BELOVED CHILRDEN!
*~copy-paste this message on all blogs to make our lie-beral presidant see the erour of his "medicine"~*
*god bless this america and all other possible americas through time and space*
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+7 #244 CurrentlyWet 2013-02-01 12:21
Quoting BunnySonuvaBitch:
Quoting Runic the Mangina:
I hate to bring this up again, but I am totally going to make that MRA episode happen. I have one word for you guys: Spermjacking.

Do it, baby. There has to be some overlap between the woman-haters and the obsessive anime droolers (or the Pokemolesters and definitely the dollfuckers). So I gotta believe that some similar diamond encrusted nuggets of stupid can be heard from the mantastics. Worst comes to worst, I can always use the dumbest voices possible to take the edge off some of the hatred.


And replace it with alluring sexiness.
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+6 #243 BunnySonuvaBitch 2013-02-01 11:47
Quoting Runic the Mangina:
I hate to bring this up again, but I am totally going to make that MRA episode happen. I have one word for you guys: Spermjacking.

Do it, baby. There has to be some overlap between the woman-haters and the obsessive anime droolers (or the Pokemolesters and definitely the dollfuckers). So I gotta believe that some similar diamond encrusted nuggets of stupid can be heard from the mantastics. Worst comes to worst, I can always use the dumbest voices possible to take the edge off some of the hatred.
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+3 #242 KingKalamari 2013-01-31 20:23
Quoting Snufkin:
Quote:
Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness. Something which is just not possible when they didn't have the diseases at all.


Virus latency? Herd immunity? Pssssshaw, I say
If it ain't showed up on Oprah then I don't wanna hear 'bout it! I gets all my science from talk shows.
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+7 #241 Runic the Mangina 2013-01-31 20:10
I hate to bring this up again, but I am totally going to make that MRA episode happen. I have one word for you guys: Spermjacking.
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-2 #240 Snufkin 2013-01-31 17:16
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Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness. Something which is just not possible when they didn't have the diseases at all.
Virus latency? Herd immunity? Pssssshaw, I say
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-2 #239 abc123 2013-01-31 16:38
Amazon reviews of Melanie's Marvelous Measles
amazon.co.uk/.../1466938897
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+3 #238 abc123 2013-01-31 16:36
Quoting Snufkin:
Somewhat on the topic of this episode: I just remembered that some anti-vax/naturopathy nut wrote a children's book about how measles are not only inevitable, but beneficial to children. naturematters.info/

Members of the previous generation who died slow, painful, and early deaths from measles were unavailable for comment.


"So how does a mother feel when her baby is dead from vaccines and all she hears from doctors, the government and media is that vaccines are safe and effective?"

She starts with a lie. Drs make it clear that reactions can occur.

I don't mean to downplay the death of her son, but was it ever really established that it was the vaccine that killed him? Also, those photos appear to be from the 70s. Vaccines have changed since then.

Melanie's Marvelous Measles! Is there a page about how she goes blind, but it's cool because she gets a kick ass guide dog?
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+2 #237 Snufkin 2013-01-31 16:25
Somewhat on the topic of this episode: I just remembered that some anti-vax/naturo pathy nut wrote a children's book about how measles are not only inevitable, but beneficial to children. naturematters.info/

Members of the previous generation who died slow, painful, and early deaths from measles were unavailable for comment.
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+13 #236 ForTheLoveOfAtlas 2013-01-31 13:31
Quoting PUNCHY PORTAXX:
SHUDDERING NOW.

Portaxx Shuddered
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+15 #235 ForTheLoveOfAtlas 2013-01-31 13:18
Is a man not entitled
to the pussy
of his desire?
NO
says the wench on OKC you must ask for consent first!
NO
says the slut on Match.com my pussy belongs to everyone!
NO
says the prude on 4chan I'm only 13!

I rejected all those answers.
Instead I chose something different.
I chose
R-SINGLES.COM

A website, where the meme-spewers would not be plagued by quality; where the pedophiles would not be destroyed by the politically correct; where my mom would not shake her head in disappointment!

And with the jizz of your cock, r-singles can be your dating site as well.
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+2 #234 j became a nazi 2013-01-31 13:12
Oh, and the search term was "espionage field manual" for any of you playing at home
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-2 #233 j became a nazi 2013-01-31 13:11
Want to prevent the marxist-minorit y supremacist conspiracy out to take over the world? Want to prevent the communist-black supremacist ethnic cleansing that's sweeping America? Learn the REAL truth about the Waffen SS and muslim psychological warfare from leftist anti-white obscurantism? Get asked questions about your internet usage from the FBI?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!!!
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+6 #232 Cuddlesquid 2013-01-31 12:11
Quoting montrith:
Okay, so after looking through many, many objectivist dating profiles I have finally determined that they are all, in fact, written by the same guy. How else do you explain that every single male on Atlasphere is a fun-loving lawyer/philosopher who runs triathlons in his spare time when not drinking fine wines and discussing the benefits of libertarianism.

Wishful thinking.

Or, to put it in one (possibly likelier) word? Embezzlement.
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+7 #231 montrith 2013-01-31 12:02
Okay, so after looking through many, many objectivist dating profiles I have finally determined that they are all, in fact, written by the same guy. How else do you explain that every single male on Atlasphere is a fun-loving lawyer/philosop her who runs triathlons in his spare time when not drinking fine wines and discussing the benefits of libertarianism.
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+7 #230 abc123 2013-01-31 12:00
Atlas Date. Finally! A dating site specifically for people who want to recreate the rape scene from The Fountainhead.
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+5 #229 j 2013-01-31 08:30
I would make a limmerick about crushing the weak but I'm too busy whipping my undocumented workers. Hey, if they don't want to get whipped they'd pull themselves up from their bootstraps and inherit some coal mines too
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+10 #228 JT 2013-01-31 02:44
Objectivist dating site, eh? Sounds like it'd make a great Valentine's Day special.

Roses are red,
So is the state,
Sugar is sweet,
Fuck you poor people.
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+2 #227 Byron Hall 2013-01-30 22:42
Quoting KingKalamari:
Quoting j:
Man acier's gonna get sued so hard by FATAL, Inc. and their parents!

They'll be the most ashamed looking people in the courthouse


Hey, don't joke. Those guys will legally destroy you...Just as soon as they roll for all 387 of their legal stats and fill out a sodomy chart or two.


FATAL IS THE BEST ROLE-PLAYING GAME I'VE EVER SEEN.
FANTASY ADVENTURES TO ADULT LECHERY.
FATAL IS THE ONLY GAME THAT LETS YOU BE OBSCENE.
FANTASY ADVENTURES TO ADULT LECHERY.

YOUR POSSESS INFERIOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE.
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+1 #226 montrith 2013-01-30 22:22
Quoting PUNCHY PORTAXX:
Quoting Runic:
Copyright law is fucked up man.

You know, that reminds me. You know who would make a good episode? Objectivists. I've got to get on that one too.


A long time ago I found an objectivist dating site and I was certain it would be a goldmine, but most of the profiles I found were super boring. If anyone finds some hilarious objectivist dating profiles, I'd be so happy.

For the podcast, I mean. Not for me personally. SHUDDERING NOW.


Don't tempt me! I have so many docs already under works. Well, maybe just a small peek at AtlasDating...
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+7 #225 PUNCHY PORTAXX 2013-01-30 19:29
Quoting Runic:
Copyright law is fucked up man.

You know, that reminds me. You know who would make a good episode? Objectivists. I've got to get on that one too.


A long time ago I found an objectivist dating site and I was certain it would be a goldmine, but most of the profiles I found were super boring. If anyone finds some hilarious objectivist dating profiles, I'd be so happy.

For the podcast, I mean. Not for me personally. SHUDDERING NOW.
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+3 #224 KingKalamari 2013-01-30 18:21
Quoting j:
Man acier's gonna get sued so hard by FATAL, Inc. and their parents!

They'll be the most ashamed looking people in the courthouse


Hey, don't joke. Those guys will legally destroy you...Just as soon as they roll for all 387 of their legal stats and fill out a sodomy chart or two.
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+3 #223 Runic 2013-01-30 18:21
Copyright law is fucked up man.

You know, that reminds me. You know who would make a good episode? Objectivists. I've got to get on that one too.
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0 #222 Max 2013-01-30 17:44
Quoting Acier somecountry:
Quoting A Meat:

I'll chime in here too, I wouldn't mind an upload.
I do think it is sort of considered abandonware at this point, but I can't find a safe looking download.

Just to get really dull for a moment, but there's no such legal thing as "abandonware".

Hey, that's not true at all! A game's copyright expires 120 years after creation! =D
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0 #221 j 2013-01-30 17:13
Man acier's gonna get sued so hard by FATAL, Inc. and their parents!

They'll be the most ashamed looking people in the courthouse
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+1 #220 Byron Hall 2013-01-30 16:40
[youtube]8TLlbV W-VA0[/youtube]
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+2 #219 Zsa Zsa 2013-01-30 16:30
Wow Montrith, I had loved the uniquely horrible world of FATAL for a long time but never found the character generator until now. Many thanks!

One of my mental illnesses ("eleuthomania" ) is a googlewack, but everything else about my fantasy avatar is ridiculously naff.
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+1 #218 Acier somecountry 2013-01-30 16:02
Quoting Photomancer:
Oh, come on, Acier, don't shit
in my Cheerios.


Just callin' a spade a spade here. You're piratin'. But it's FATAL, and I'm cool with that.
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