Episode 91: Boy, You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums

READERS: STOG, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, and Lemon

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Amanda Tu

There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. WouLd YOU Let your PARTNER pierce YOU??
  2. wanted tattoo penis cover up
  3. elf ears
  4. skin pocket
  5. Titanium teeth
  6. electronics in body (idea)
  7. Foot Amputation
  8. CuttingThe Frenum
  9. Pouch
  10. cock sheath
  11. would any woman like to give me a penectomy
  12. DIY Tattoos (Stick 'n' Poke)

MUSIC USED

  • NOMEANSNO - The Hawk Killed The Punk
  • Fugazi - Break In

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:33  

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+4 #178 Isfahan 2013-01-19 14:29
Quoting JT:

Quoting DX:


Between the two of you, I am now imagining a discussion between two different trim levels of Honda Civic.
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+8 #177 DX 2013-01-19 12:33
Quoting JT:
Quoting KingKalamari:
I think the best discussion I ever saw was a debate amongst anime weirdos over whether they prefer their futanari to have balls or not. There was one guy who was REALLY insistent on them having balls...

What about girls who just have balls and a vagina? Is that a thing? Ballsgirls?

Duh. Everyone knows that balls are useless they are attached to a giant veiny dong that sprays cum like a squeezed mayonnaise bottle.
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+1 #176 JT 2013-01-19 02:12
Quoting KingKalamari:
I think the best discussion I ever saw was a debate amongst anime weirdos over whether they prefer their futanari to have balls or not. There was one guy who was REALLY insistent on them having balls...

What about girls who just have balls and a vagina? Is that a thing? Ballsgirls?
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+4 #175 NavigatorRelocated 2013-01-17 22:44
Quoting CommandanteAligheri:
IMPORTANT SHIT


Mother of christ, I almost thought you got hacked again by some weird podcast trolls before I actually read thia one. Well done, Commandante.
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+3 #174 APBocolotl 2013-01-17 12:43
Quoting ForTheLoveOfF+:
Since I keep botching up the F+ logo every time I hand-draw it in my doodles, I thought I would ask: Who made the logo?
Did I miss the page that answers that if so I'm an idiot an disregard this. ( almost sent the comment without correcting "Did I piss the page"... )


Probably Lemon did. I made one in APB but that doesn't do you much good, does it?
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+1 #173 ForTheLoveOfF+ 2013-01-17 10:03
Since I keep botching up the F+ logo every time I hand-draw it in my doodles, I thought I would ask: Who made the logo?
Did I miss the page that answers that if so I'm an idiot an disregard this. ( almost sent the comment without correcting "Did I piss the page"... )
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+13 #172 CommandanteAligheri 2013-01-17 06:07
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+2 #171 2points 2013-01-17 03:31
point 1: I am having a ton of trouble getting to your page lately/download ing your episodes. Can your fans buy you a new server or more bandwidth or something? I think I speak for all of us when I say we'd love to.

Point 2: I may have sent some new fans your way via Lindy West, whom Roosh V. recently mentioned in yet another shitty column of his. I think everyone who hates him deserves to hear your treatment of him, because he just sucks that much.
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-2 #170 dave 2013-01-17 00:30
Quoting NotHelpingMatters:
He put it back up within a day.


Less than 8 hours.

It's almost like he checks it every day
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-8 #169 Eutow 2013-01-16 23:36
If you guys don't have a new episode out by the end of the week, I will be very disappointed.
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+5 #168 shoot my futaballs 2013-01-16 20:28
Quoting KingKalamari:
Quoting Tanny:
The best part about futanari stuff is watching closeted guys scream and gnash their teeth over how totally straight it all is. You're jerking it to dicks, boys! You're at least flexible!


I think the best discussion I ever saw was a debate amongst anime weirdos over whether they prefer their futanari to have balls or not. There was one guy who was REALLY insistent on them having balls...


The balls are NOT GAY! They totally look like tits!
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+1 #167 KingKalamari 2013-01-16 17:34
Quoting Tanny:
The best part about futanari stuff is watching closeted guys scream and gnash their teeth over how totally straight it all is. You're jerking it to dicks, boys! You're at least flexible!


I think the best discussion I ever saw was a debate amongst anime weirdos over whether they prefer their futanari to have balls or not. There was one guy who was REALLY insistent on them having balls...
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+1 #166 NotHelpingMatters 2013-01-16 17:14
He put it back up within a day.
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+5 #165 shoot my futadick 2013-01-16 16:18
Quoting Tanny:
The best part about futanari stuff is watching closeted guys scream and gnash their teeth over how totally straight it all is. You're jerking it to dicks, boys! You're at least flexible!


SHUT UP SHE STILL HAS TITS! IT'S NOT GAY IF SHE HAS BIG TITS!
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+4 #164 Tanny 2013-01-16 15:14
The best part about futanari stuff is watching closeted guys scream and gnash their teeth over how totally straight it all is. You're jerking it to dicks, boys! You're at least flexible!
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+3 #163 geegollygosh 2013-01-16 00:32
Quoting lurkerperson:
So I'll bite and coment too!
I love the F+ and for me it's become a tradition to listen to it while I'm knitting.
There's something really perverse about listening to people talk about how they should go around cutting off their cocks while making a cute little baby cardigan.


I thought this was just me! I'm making a baby blanket.
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0 #162 NotHelpingMatters 2013-01-16 00:00
Quoting KingKalamari:
Quoting September:


Okay, you guys need to do an episode on weird, insular Wikipedia articles.


I suggest covering the talk page for the "Futanari" article (en.wikipedia.org/.../... [NSFW]). There's a gigantic edit war involving people trying to replace the article picture (Two poorly draw, penis-having women touching each other's erections) under grounds of it being pornographic and the guy who actually made the picture just continually reverting the changes and being all "NU UH! I LIKE LOOKING AT WOMEN WITH PENIS, I DON'T SEE WHAT'S PORNOGRAPHIC ABOUT MY PICTURE"

Just removed that... image. Let's see how long it takes for the loser to add it back.
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+3 #161 NotHelpingMatters 2013-01-15 23:55
Oddly enough, I'd been thinking about cutting my frenulum a couple years ago, mostly because I didn't realize it was a normal part of the penis. I thought it was just a scrap left behind from when I accidentally pulled back my foreskin a bit too far and exposed more of the glans.
Thankfully I took the time to read up on it. Then I decided not to cut up a normal part of my body because I'm not insane like these people.
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+5 #160 Max 2013-01-15 19:07
I'm just made a document for an episode. I've been sifting through anime nerds saying boring things and reviewing what segments are good for 2 or 3 hours now, and I already miss the old content system of putting something into the box and you guys never using it.
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+4 #159 Dacey Mormont 2013-01-15 01:47
I've seriously dreamt about the F Plus two times in the last week. The first time I was getting a ride from Portaxx (who weirdly looked a lot like my uncle's ex-wife), and the second time I was rushing to DL a new episode before work.
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+1 #158 Cuddlesquid 2013-01-14 21:51
Quoting shoot my dick:

Please post a transcript of your dick cutting so the Ridiculists can read it in funny voices.

Please, use either Lumpy Space Princess or Isfahan's DaSandmann voice for the "oh god you guys it hurts" parts. Pretty please.
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+4 #157 shoot my dick 2013-01-14 20:00
Quoting Bionichute:
If you guys don't put up a new episode soon, I'll cut my dick off.

Please post a transcript of your dick cutting so the Ridiculists can read it in funny voices.
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+10 #156 Isfahan 2013-01-14 19:28
Quoting Bionichute:
If you guys don't put up a new episode soon, I'll cut my dick off.


You're providing incentive, but not in the way you want.
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+3 #155 Bionichute 2013-01-14 19:10
If you guys don't put up a new episode soon, I'll cut my dick off.
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+2 #154 shoot my face 2013-01-14 16:20
Quoting ForTheLoveOfDreams:
Incidentally have any of you stumbled upon people who want to have their brains physically manhandled and butchered while they're alive and getting off from it?


There was an exhibit featured on the site many of the F+ readers came from (not sure if mentioning the name is allowed) which featured a story about a woman getting off from having a hole drilled in her skull and a dick jammed in it. The idea was the "pleasure center" of her brain was somehow being stimulated by getting poked with a dude's dong. I am pretty sure it was just a shock/joke site, but was never completely sure if the guy responsible was whacking it or not. If any of you recognize the phrase "Geoff Miller, skull-fucking guru" then congrats, the internet has ruined you too!
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0 #153 Cuddlesquid 2013-01-14 00:52
Quoting ForTheLoveOfPuppies:

amazing art

Now this is a vast improvement over all the weird fetishized stuff. Plus that's one damn cute puppy.
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-5 #152 Your Dead Uncle 2013-01-13 20:43
Quoting ForTheLoveOfNO:
Quoting Your Dead Uncle:

Can you post a link? ;) *fap fap*

Go cut your fucking frenulum off


;)
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+8 #151 ForTheLoveOfPuppies 2013-01-13 19:33
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
pictures of puppies

This good enough?
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+2 #150 ForTheLoveOfNO 2013-01-13 19:13
Quoting Your Dead Uncle:
[
Can you post a link? ;) *fap fap*

Go cut your fucking frenulum off
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+3 #149 Cuddlesquid 2013-01-13 19:02
We either need a new episode or pictures of puppies before these comments reach critical horror mass.
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