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Episode 89: Angry Angry Hippos

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READERS: Portaxx, John Toast, Victor Laszlo, Isfahan, Boots Raingear, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith, Jacobb and Lady Frenzy (separately, and we combined their submissions into one piece of reading)

Human beings come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, and the enlightened among us would say that this is all perfectly fine. While there may be difficulties or handicaps or struggles with having or striving for certain body types, it is up to each person to find comfort in a life they choose for themselves. Again, this is the enlightened opinion. There's also the opinions of angry idiots on the internet, who loudly shriek that drawing a correlation between weight and health is equivalent to committing a hate crime. This may surprise you, but we're spending time with the latter. This week, The F Plus gets mad at corporate skinny cats.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. The comments section of Pixar joins in on fat-bashing
  2. thin privilege is not having to look at weight limits when purchasing a groupon activity
  3. Chairs. Yup. Fucking CHAIRS.
  4. 21 Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People
  5. Discussion Thread: When Fat-Shame Didn't Stop Me
  6. Today In Fat Hatred: FAT SOLDIERS
  7. Two Days In The Life of Fatty Fatastrophe
  8. Discussion Thread: I Was Fat Shamed

MUSIC USED

  • AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie
  • Dr. Feelgood & The Interns - Dr. Feel-Good

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 20 February 2013 18:30  

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0 #184 yellow jester 2013-01-23 12:24
I absolutely need a follow up episode of stog reading additional content.
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0 #183 PORTAXX LOVES W-E 2013-01-20 21:13
Quoting montrith:
This, on the other hand, is fucking hilarious. Thank you, Watchful Entity.

.../thin-privilege-is-being-able-to-see-people-of-your


watchful-entity.tumblr.com/.../...

Watchful-Entity helpfully adds a relevant tag to it too
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0 #182 thisisthinprivilege 2013-01-20 18:21
Quoting montrith:
This, on the other hand, is fucking hilarious. Thank you, Watchful Entity.

.../thin-privilege-is-being-able-to-see-people-of-your


I AM FAT AND ALSO HAVE PEDESTRIAN TASTE IN MUSICALS. PLEASE VALIDATE ME HOLLYWEIRD.
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0 #181 montrith 2013-01-20 17:49
This, on the other hand, is fucking hilarious. Thank you, Watchful Entity.

.../thin-privilege-is-being-able-to-see-people-of-your
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0 #180 KingKalamari 2013-01-13 10:48
Quoting montrith:
Quoting Reecer6:
I am oppressed by the laws of physics!


Every single time I read about Tumblr social justice I can't help but to go full nerd and think of this.

www.youtube.com/.../

Except a lot dumber of course.


I always end up thinking of this: www.youtube.com/.../
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0 #179 montrith 2013-01-13 04:17
Quoting Reecer6:
I am oppressed by the laws of physics!


Every single time I read about Tumblr social justice I can't help but to go full nerd and think of this.

www.youtube.com/.../

Except a lot dumber of course.
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+2 #178 Reecer6 2013-01-13 01:07
I am oppressed by the laws of physics!
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+3 #177 KingKalamari 2013-01-05 15:45
Quoting Calaveron:
I'm kinda surprised the FA fatties haven't hunted down and eaten you guys. They're a pretty vindictive group.


They couldn't fit through the restrictively small doorways at The F Plus Building
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+4 #176 Calaveron 2013-01-05 15:21
I'm kinda surprised the FA fatties haven't hunted down and eaten you guys. They're a pretty vindictive group.
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+4 #175 ForTheLoveOfFat 2012-12-20 23:46
Umm sorry, but, Do you have this tank in size XXL?
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+5 #174 Bionichute 2012-12-20 21:33
I would just like to say that Wall-E is one of the best movies ever and that these people are dumb.
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+4 #173 Isfahan 2012-12-20 21:22
Quoting September:
About the "fat soldiers" thing: Don't soldiers have to travel in specialized military vehicles?


They absolutely do, and those things are neither spacious nor designed for comfort. Beyond the fitness tests and BMI measurements, being a soldier requires some greater-than-basic command of one's own body, meaning agility, dexterity, and flexibility. Even if a fat soldier can pass a PT test (SPOILER: most can't), he'll still struggle with obstacle courses and show his deficiencies in general field operations. Stuff like dismounting vehicles quickly, putting up bivouac, carrying shit around, mantling over low obstacles, climbing hills, etc. It's not just about how strong you are or how good your cardio endurance is, you have to be able to function quickly and efficiently in everything you do.
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+5 #172 ForTheLoveOfFat 2012-12-20 18:01
Also the chances of a morbidly obese person getting in the military have to be pretty slim.
EEEYYYYYYY
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