Episode 88: I Can See Your Retch Marks

READERS: Isfahan, John Toast, Bunnybread, Portaxx, and Lemon

Edited by Isfahan

Most of this content was provided by King Kalamari

It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as "too big". The writers in this episode, all of whom belong to the website TheOverflowingBra.com, would argue that breasts can't be "too big" unless the Earth fails to contain them, and then only just. This week, The F Plus delivers our one week payload.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
Note: For reasons beyond human understanding all sites on TheOverflowingBra are provided as zipped .RTF files. The links below will take you to the HTML page to find the links on
  1. Sweet Tooth by Jojo
  2. Breakfast Table by Tenant
  3. The Breast Video Game Everby Tigeras
  4. Faeophobia: 'Cock's Desire'by XXXecil
  5. and then plot synopses from random stories on the website. Find your own!

MUSIC USED

  • Joaquín Rodrigo - Concerto de Aranjuez
  • Francisco Tárrega - Capricho Árabe

ADDITIONAL FUN

Last Updated on Sunday, 17 February 2013 18:36  

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+1 #142 fortheloveofmgur 2014-11-07 14:03
Quoting Le Mon:
Just a thought, if you email a bundle of your art to me, I can host it locally. I've been wanting to collect all the episode art in one place anyway, this would help me start doing that.

i'll try to remember that! pretty sure i haven't kept any photoshops, only drawn fan-art.
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+3 #141 Le Mon 2014-11-07 12:45
Just a thought, if you email a bundle of your art to me, I can host it locally. I've been wanting to collect all the episode art in one place anyway, this would help me start doing that.
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+4 #140 fortheloveofimgur 2014-11-06 19:32
Oh hey, that shitty "Anonmgur" image uploader website doesn't exist anymore. I think I was using it because imgur just wasn't working with my computer at the time, for some reason. When I can access the original images, I might upload them to imgur.
Good riddance anyway, that site had some fucking stupid links.
I clicked on them one day, and was sent to a website where you could a order a DVD on how to make any woman yours. There was a 2 hour long audio file, playing the whole time on the site. Just the guy talking to you hyping it up as a limited time offer. It didn't loop, the guy literally just wouldn't shut up!

A project that, ostensibly, stemmed from 4chan culture, died in a wimper, and was always one click away from misogynist scams... Seems to happen with alarming regularity...

(Montrith's drawing should probably be reuploaded to imgur too.)
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+5 #139 Miles Beavis 2014-11-06 15:47
She began to moan with pleasure as she felt something force its way out of her hot clit, and onto the lawn, she looked up to see a five-pound bag of sugar with a face drawn on it lying on the lawn, smiling at her.

Rachel felt her boobs begin to lactate, and liquid sugar started dripping down her mountainous tits. Again that hot sensation returned and she felt herself giving wild birth to another bag of sugar. As her excitement and pleasure grew, she began to lactate faster, globs of sugar ran down her huge hooters, and bags of sugar roared out of her hot pussy.

Rachel gave hot sexy birth to bags of sugar for an hour, and when she was done she was lying naked in a pool of liquid sugar, piles of sugar-bags heaped around her each with a happy face drawn on it. Her breasts and stomach had emptied and returned to their normal size, Rachel panted as the pleasure slowly went away.
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0 #138 j 2013-01-21 12:10
Okay, I guess I overreacted just a bit. I just saw some horrible stuff and just sort of went into christian fundamentalist mode. I really don't think that badly of those lonely geeks getting all hot and bothered at mud. I even made an angry post on their forums threatening to get the partyvan - and actually got a reply!

They sent a professional inquiry asking me to send them a link to the nasty stuff - along with it, however, was a hilarious little internal memo that was accidentally sent with it. It's a goddam laugh riot, and really demonstrates how nerds play at running a professional business.

Seriously, if anyone wants a google doc of it I'll make one. It's like the reddit pedogeddon thing but even more incompetent.
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0 #137 Cody 2013-01-20 22:00
I was just giving MAGIC PILL(tm) to Robin and my last choices before I clicked out of it because my wife was asking why I was laughing so hard was

Robin splits into two people with F cups
and
Robin splits into two people with F cups WITH VIBRATING DICKS
or something like that.
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0 #136 DX 2013-01-20 21:48
Quoting KingKalamari:
Quoting DX:


Isn't that place where pokegirls originated?


Um, yes? I don't know. The site was built in 1998 and looks it. If it has a search engine, I wouldn't even attempt to use it.
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0 #135 KingKalamari 2013-01-19 12:31
Quoting DX:
Aww, damnit! I was prepping for a topic suggestion of this very nature. (The Unending BE Addventure, to be specific. It's a "Choose Your Own Adventure" variation of this Breast Expansion shit. Not only has it been around for 16 years, but the game has reached over 900,000 entries. Just imagine!)

Though it's crazy, I have to admit that you get the sense that these writers are somewhat self-aware of how ridiculous their fetish is, and that's why you get the mountains of puns, cheesy set-ups and wacky verbiage. Even when the subject matter girls getting boat-sized tits, it still feels rather light-hearted compared to the typically rapey fuck-fiction.


Isn't that place where pokegirls originated?
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+6 #134 Zsa Zsa 2013-01-19 06:29
Hush hush now, go have a cup of tea and cool off, hopefully your brain will stop frying in its own juice and you will no longer be prone to outbursts.

I don't think you can lump together whole communities like that. The sinky people (who were more baffling than anything, which is part of their charm), and even the boob inflators aren't one hundredth as horrific as the adult babies.

I'm not a fan of the word pervert. One man's pervert is another man's kinky, is another man's hilarious. But some people fetishize abuse, and that's where I draw the line. Anything else just makes you entertainingly strange.
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0 #133 j 2013-01-19 06:00
Oh god I feel disgusting.

That's it, I'm calling it: perverts are all in the same damn tent. Breast inflationists, omarashi fans, sinking fans, they're all horrible goddam people with a bizzare moral compass.

Jesus christ, the FBI should know about that crap oh dear god
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0 #132 j 2013-01-19 05:44
oh my fucking god now there's a six year old involved and she has huge boobs.

For the love of christ
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+1 #131 j 2013-01-19 05:10
Played for about ten minutes and ended up in an incest fetish story.

Yeah very self-aware
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+2 #130 DX 2013-01-19 02:33
Aww, damnit! I was prepping for a topic suggestion of this very nature. (The Unending BE Addventure, to be specific. It's a "Choose Your Own Adventure" variation of this Breast Expansion shit. Not only has it been around for 16 years, but the game has reached over 900,000 entries. Just imagine!)

Though it's crazy, I have to admit that you get the sense that these writers are somewhat self-aware of how ridiculous their fetish is, and that's why you get the mountains of puns, cheesy set-ups and wacky verbiage. Even when the subject matter girls getting boat-sized tits, it still feels rather light-hearted compared to the typically rapey fuck-fiction.
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+4 #129 Delcat 2012-12-13 02:16
I was morbidly curious over how the hell the Sugar Tits story was going to end (she converts it to high fructose corn syrup and it all goes to her thighs instead?), so I checked the source link, and holy fuck--you guys had to DOWNLOAD these? Individually? I can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass that was. Why the hell would anyone store text like that in this day and age, except to transport viruses?
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-7 #128 stitches was applied 2012-12-12 23:14
Quoting Tanny, Bitches:

I really want some steak, but with a lot less beef.


More like, I want some steak, but with a lot less cow shit and eyeballs. There's nothing intrinsically terrible about reddit except for all the people who post on it.
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+7 #127 Tanny, Bitches 2012-12-11 21:37
Quoting i need stitches:
Quoting Notm:


...that and I'm not sure Reddit users are the most friendly people on the Internet


That's the thing. I just want a subreddit that's like this one: reddit.com/.../TumblrInAction, but less reddity.

...I guess it was a kinda dumb idea
I really want some steak, but with a lot less beef.
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-6 #126 i need stitches 2012-12-11 21:24
Quoting Notm:


...that and I'm not sure Reddit users are the most friendly people on the Internet


That's the thing. I just want a subreddit that's like this one: reddit.com/.../TumblrInAction, but less reddity.

...I guess it was a kinda dumb idea
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0 #125 Notm 2012-12-11 01:41
Quoting sup britches:
The point is that if the banhammer is wielded with the correct focus, it could be a pretty decent place of internet discussion.


Say what you will about spambots/people from tumblr but I for one enjoy commenting here because we are all in on the joke, no matter how serious the discussion gets.

...that and I'm not sure Reddit users are the most friendly people on the Internet
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+1 #124 ForTheLoveOf/r/ 2012-12-10 22:35
Quoting Isfahan:
If you're self-aware enough

Anyone who wants to see thefpl.us needs to pass the awareness test and have a red dot painted on their forehead and they must use a mirror to wipe it off with their trunk.

Also the download image: thefpl.us/.../download.gif has not been showing up for me for a while, thought you guys might wanna now.
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+6 #123 Acierwhatever 2012-12-10 21:55
Quoting sup britches:
The point is that if the banhammer is wielded with the correct focus, it could be a pretty decent place of internet discussion.


I don't think I can make it any plainer than this: We have a place to discuss the F+. You'll find it at thefpl.us. It has discussions, and I am utterly positive that the banhammer has been wielded most judiciously.
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-8 #122 sup britches 2012-12-10 21:30
Quoting gilbert ape:


it's bad enough that they have furry fans. do you really think they want pedophilic misogynist fans too?


C'mon, not all of reddit is made up of shitty internet "gender activists," and creepy dudes sharing pictures of underage individuals. Probably.

The point is that if the banhammer is wielded with the correct focus, it could be a pretty decent place of internet discussion.
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+20 #121 Isfahan 2012-12-10 19:26
I personally wouldn't care if people discussed the podcast on Reddit—hell, they can discuss it wherever they like—but if the suggestion meant we move the whole operation to Reddit and use it as our commenting/epis ode-release system, well, that sure as shootin' ain't happening.

Also, I'm gonna go ahead and distance myself from gilbert ape's statement. I don't want anyone thinking that the podcast is not "for" them—no, not even furry brony inflation clingfilm sinking waifus. If you're self-aware enough to realize why we find this material or that material funny, then you're "getting" the reason for this podcast. Then, if the day should ever come when we get around to reading something from the more cringeworthy recesses of your clique, you'll then be able to have a laugh along with us rather than breathlessly all-capsing "THIS PODCAST USED TO BE FUNNY BUT THEN IT INSULTED ME" into the comments.
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+3 #120 gilbert ape 2012-12-10 19:10
Quoting sup bitches:
Excuse the interruption, but I though this would be the best place to throw this suggestion: What would current FPlus readers/listers think about a dedicated FPlus subreddit? I think the interface that reddit offers would be perfect for sharing horrible internet things. There are a few obvious obstacles to overcome, like the rest of reddit, but I'm thinking that this is a pretty good idea for the most part. Any takers?


it's bad enough that they have furry fans. do you really think they want pedophilic misogynist fans too?
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+8 #119 Tanny, Bitches 2012-12-10 17:50
Quoting sup bitches:
Excuse the interruption, but I though this would be the best place to throw this suggestion: What would current FPlus readers/listers think about a dedicated FPlus subreddit? I think the interface that reddit offers would be perfect for sharing horrible internet things. There are a few obvious obstacles to overcome, like the rest of reddit, but I'm thinking that this is a pretty good idea for the most part. Any takers?
You now have -2 takers for your terrible idea.
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-23 #118 sup bitches 2012-12-10 17:18
Excuse the interruption, but I though this would be the best place to throw this suggestion: What would current FPlus readers/listers think about a dedicated FPlus subreddit? I think the interface that reddit offers would be perfect for sharing horrible internet things. There are a few obvious obstacles to overcome, like the rest of reddit, but I'm thinking that this is a pretty good idea for the most part. Any takers?
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+3 #117 Agentanalogue 2012-12-10 08:47
By the way... no one reading seemed to laugh at it, but I died at the Mel "Sugar Tits" Gibson joke John made,
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+2 #116 JT 2012-12-08 23:33
Quoting ForTheLoveOfOveralls:
great thing

Hardest I've ever laughed at an F Plus comment.
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+3 #115 i liek big boobees 2012-12-07 18:02
Quoting Notm:
That picture reminded me of a question which I don't think anyone's really answered...

In the first story, the author details how it was the sugar in the tea that was filling up the breasts in order to expand.

Do we assume in the rest of the stories that air is filling the breasts or is the subcutaneous adipose tissue growing along with the 15 or so lobes within the breasts to produce a larger shape?

...I need to know man.


WHAT DO THOSE WORDS MEEN I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BOOBEES
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+3 #114 Notm 2012-12-07 17:10
That picture reminded me of a question which I don't think anyone's really answered...

In the first story, the author details how it was the sugar in the tea that was filling up the breasts in order to expand.

Do we assume in the rest of the stories that air is filling the breasts or is the subcutaneous adipose tissue growing along with the 15 or so lobes within the breasts to produce a larger shape?

...I need to know man.
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+1 #113 Tanny 2012-12-07 16:02
Quoting ForTheLoveOfOveralls:
Her Breasts Exploded Out Of Her Overalls
Redeemed.
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