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Episode 86: All RFIDs In Me

READERS: Boots Raingear, Acierocolotl, Bunnybread, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Acierocolotl

Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to a hideous website, explain your theory to uncaring nitwits, and if you still believe what you think by the time the thread dies, your statement is fact. This week, The F Plus all have our hands on our vaginas.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. What is the absolute strangest thing that you have ever seen that no one else could POSSIBLY beleive?
  2. My experience on the moon, and coming events.
  3. Is It Gay For Guy To Be Obsessed With Unicorns ?
  4. Osama's "Second Death" Caused By The Large Hadron Collider
  5. Girlfriend sleeps with her hand on her vagina?
  6. Apple is the medium of the beast
  7. Tupac knew about the Illuminatie plan and the RFID-Chip?

MUSIC USED

  • Mark Snow - X-Files Theme

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • So, here's the lyrics for the 2Pac song "They Don't Give A Fuck About Us". While that isn't remarkable by itself, something really wonderful happens if you ask the site to interpret the lyric "I gotta deal with brothas flippin"
  • and while we're at it...
  • RapGenius explains all the lyrics in the Lady song Yankin
  • Hey Plies, you keep saying that Bitch a Hoe. What exactly does that mean?
  • Mystikal came in here with his dick in his hand? Why would he do such a thing?
  • Did somebody honestly try to write down the chorus of Gossip Folks? Several people did? Alright then.
  • I could do this all day, but I'll stop myself. Leave your favorite in the comments.

Last Updated on Monday, 03 December 2012 18:27  

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+1 #164 Bionichute 2012-12-04 18:30
Quoting ForTheLoveOfDesu:


Lemon in this picture looks almost exactly like Lemongrab. Except not as insane.
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+4 #163 Reginald Charming 2012-11-29 02:49
Quoting ForTheLoveOfDesu:



This Week on My So Called F Plus:

Bunnybread gets into drag for the hell of it,

French Toast, Lemon, and Boots Raingear compete for the title of "Most Stoic Looking Neutral Milk Hotel Fan" (Whatever you do DO NOT MISS THE JEFF MAGNUM-OFF),

Acier cosplays as Kawaii Kano from Mortal Kawaii but gets very self-conscious and shy having to explain his costume at a party to the girl he currently has a crush on,

and Portaxx tells us all about Pokemon #650, which is a wasp with cat ears on it.

ONLY ON ABC FAMILY
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+5 #162 ForTheLoveOfDesu 2012-11-29 00:44
Quoting Cuddlesquid:

And once the kawaii fanart shipping Sissykiss Episode-Tan with Clingfilm Episode-Sama starts rolling in, we're basically just all going to have to stab our eyes out anyway.

Well I guess I scribbled this garbage in ArtRage drew this for nothing then.

Bonus Roy Orber-san drawing:anonmgur.com/.../...
I couldn't fit all of you handsome peeps in the drawing, sorry!
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0 #161 ForTheLoveGoats 2012-11-28 23:51
Quoting Boner Tanny Jones:
some weird Ridiculist worship fetish cult

I sacrifice a goat at the altar of Isfahan every morning.
The local farmers suspect some kind of European Chupacabra, the fools!
Now excuse me, but I must brand my palms with the Fplus logo at once to satisfy our gods.
Then I will be mummified in cling-film, put in a dragon-shaped sarcophagus and put inside a pyramid made of adult-diapers.
Good Times
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0 #160 ForTheLoveOf...Beef? 2012-11-28 23:35
Whoah you guys have lil' Fplus icon in the browser tab now! good for you!
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0 #159 ForTheLoveOf...Beef? 2012-11-28 23:26
If you guys need to get your rocks reading forum threads about horrible people, the somethingawful. com have a few for that. There's a big one about weird internet stuff in general, and few others here and there about specific people.
Also, if you're feeling nervous at the thought of being judged by millions of people with their cursors hovering over the thumbs down button, just imagine them all naked.
In fact, just do that in any situation at any point in your day, nothing could possibly go wrong with that! I did, and look where that got me! Postin' shitty photoshops and aniGIFs on some obscure sites comments!
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0 #158 KingKalamari 2012-11-28 21:01
Yeah, I kind of figured there was a reason like that
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+5 #157 Isfahan 2012-11-28 20:39
The F Plus having a forum is like the owner of a pest-control business breeding feeder roaches in the basement of his house.
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+1 #156 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-28 20:18
Quoting Boner Tanny Jones:
That sounds like too much trouble to just give the weirdos somewhere else to post and/or some weird Ridiculist worship fetish cult to germinate.

And once the kawaii fanart shipping Sissykiss Episode-Tan with Clingfilm Episode-Sama starts rolling in, we're basically just all going to have to stab our eyes out anyway.
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+2 #155 Boner Tanny Jones 2012-11-28 19:57
Quoting KingKalamari:
Speaking of forums: Have you guys ever thought of integrating an actual forum into the site?
That sounds like too much trouble to just give the weirdos somewhere else to post and/or some weird Ridiculist worship fetish cult to germinate.
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0 #154 KingKalamari 2012-11-28 17:14
Speaking of forums: Have you guys ever thought of integrating an actual forum into the site?

It seems to me that the userbase has grown to a large enough level that the site would have a sustainable forum population. As well I know you guys have at times mentioned that you'll often have ideas for sites to mine for content for the podcast but lack the manpower to do so: It seems to me a forum could potentially provide a solution to that: Sites that could be used for episodes would be posted and users could search for a post content directly.
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0 #153 Isfahan 2012-11-28 12:14
I think the framework for the website came with the commenting system and its upvote-downvote subsystem. Kind of a package deal. That's just a guess on my part.
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+3 #152 Acierwhatever 2012-11-28 03:14
Quoting Notm:
On that topic, why do we have a comment rating system?

Naw, it wasn't weird, and in a sense I'm kind of with you. If I'm going to hazard a guess, it's related to the website the majority of us used to frequent, which allowed people to upvote posts. It was originally meant to highlight insightful posts worth reading, but drifted far from its original purpose.

Though I think we can all agree: The F Plus membership stands firmly together against stupid emoticons. That sincerely (cartoonish threats of shanking aside) warms the cockles of my heart.
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+1 #151 Notm 2012-11-28 02:55
Quoting HZeT:

...You managed to get -11 in three days. On a F Plus comment. I've never seen double digit negative rep on a F Plus comment. Please think about what this says about you.


I think I've seen a negative 15 comment before so there's still hope for Tophat yet.

On that topic, why do we have a comment rating system? I'll just put it out there right now, I always feel bad if one of my comments gets a negative rating because usually if a comment gets more than 4 approval ratings, it gets rated higher depending on the poster. Sometimes we make shitty comments but we don't all have to downvote the same one.

Hope this doesn't come off as too weird, I just found it fascinating how the approval system works.
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+1 #150 HZeT 2012-11-28 02:45
Quoting Tophat:
Quoting ForTheLoveOfHats:
Quoting Tophat:
:D :D :D xD
^_______^
@__@
C:



(those 2 images should hopefully be next to each other and not one above the other *crosses fingers, then posts*)


FAIL XDXDXDXDXD :3

...You managed to get -11 in three days. On a F Plus comment. I've never seen double digit negative rep on a F Plus comment. Please think about what this says about you.
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+6 #149 Shanna 2012-11-27 09:52
Hahahaha We actually hadn't listened to adult babies. After 10 minutes I had to turn it off. After I posted my comment tho I felt like a liar unless I listened to it. So we did. Ugh, yes, yes we did. I don't mind re-listening to them tho, since I usually listen while I'm cleaning or doing something else that sucks to do in complete silence. So while I have heard a lot all the way through, sometimes I have to do my Gandalf face and say "I have no memory of this place".
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+5 #148 Old_Zircon 2012-11-26 12:05
I'm just dropping by to be a dick and point out that you're conflating the scientific method with Hegelian Dialectics in the description.
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-18 #147 Tophat 2012-11-25 18:28
Quoting ForTheLoveOfHats:
Quoting Tophat:
:D :D :D xD
^_______^
@__@
C:



(those 2 images should hopefully be next to each other and not one above the other *crosses fingers, then posts*)


FAIL XDXDXDXDXD :3
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+1 #146 ForTheLoveOfHats 2012-11-25 18:21
Quoting Tophat:
:D :D :D xD
^_______^
@__@
C:



(those 2 images should hopefully be next to each other and not one above the other *crosses fingers, then posts*)
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+2 #145 ForTheLoveOfDiapers 2012-11-25 18:17
Quoting Anon:
the Adult Babies. :(

Good band. Heard they started touring again. Shame for the previous lead singer, though, who died from a tragic butt rash incident.
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+3 #144 Anon 2012-11-25 18:10
I just download every episode as I listen to them the first time, so I can go back to any of them whenever I want!

...I've listened to them more times than I can think, which is pretty bad since that includes stuff like the Adult Babies. :(
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-7 #143 Tophat 2012-11-25 17:46
:D :D :D xD

^_______^

@__@

C:
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+4 #142 Notm 2012-11-25 15:19
I guess listening to every episode one after another is a fun experience...I' ve only done it 5 times.

I'm not crazy, I swear I do have a life please don't put me into the asylum.
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+1 #141 ForTheLoveOf 2012-11-25 14:07
Quoting Boner Tanny Jones:
I, too, have listened to every single episode. This podcast is a lifesaver in my line of work if one wants to write in public. Nothing kicks the old pup tent over like "How to eat my own cum?" or the ENTIRE BAD DRAGON EPISODE.

I listened to every single one too finally ( I somehow missed most of the 70 something episodes ). But I don't think I'll ever delete the ROY ORBERSON file off my computer. That shit is staying there till I die. Which might just happen if I laugh too hard during it!
I also can't wait for another episode! I hope the Hans voice comes back one day... I'd love to make a drawing or photoshop of some horribly offensive German man doing something crazy on the internet.
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+4 #140 Boner Tanny Jones 2012-11-25 12:59
Quoting Portaxx:
Quoting Shanna:

Haha We have officially listened to every episode! Happy to hear more are on the way! Cant wait!


Oh wow, really? That's dedication. Good to know you like it so much! :D In that case uhh... listen to them all... again...???

NO I'M NOT STALLING UNTIL THE NEXT FEW EPISODES GO UP WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

(cue dust cloud and human-shaped hole in the wall)
I, too, have listened to every single episode. This podcast is a lifesaver in my line of work if one wants to write in public. Nothing kicks the old pup tent over like "How to eat my own cum?" or the ENTIRE BAD DRAGON EPISODE.
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+2 #139 Portaxx 2012-11-25 12:43
Quoting Shanna:

Haha We have officially listened to every episode! Happy to hear more are on the way! Cant wait!


Oh wow, really? That's dedication. Good to know you like it so much! :D In that case uhh... listen to them all... again...???

NO I'M NOT STALLING UNTIL THE NEXT FEW EPISODES GO UP WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

(cue dust cloud and human-shaped hole in the wall)
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+2 #138 Shanna 2012-11-24 18:37
Quoting PORTAXX:
Quoting Shanna:
UGH GUYS!! I love you so much. My sister showed you guys to me and now my man and i listen to you all the time. I just wish you would post more often!!


Awesome! :D Good to hear people are spreading the word! We're working on fixing these gaps here. We now have a ton of content so now it's a matter of getting back into a good "record, edit, post" workflow. I personally am wrapping up one episode we did a while back, and some other people are editing too. So yeah, let's hope we can get back to a decent schedule again!

In the meantime, feel free to check out the archives for a million trillion hours of past crazy. Also if you have any content to send us, go for it! We always need new stupid things to look at.



Haha We have officially listened to every episode! Happy to hear more are on the way! Cant wait!
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+4 #137 PORTAXX 2012-11-24 17:37
Quoting Shanna:
UGH GUYS!! I love you so much. My sister showed you guys to me and now my man and i listen to you all the time. I just wish you would post more often!!


Awesome! :D Good to hear people are spreading the word! We're working on fixing these gaps here. We now have a ton of content so now it's a matter of getting back into a good "record, edit, post" workflow. I personally am wrapping up one episode we did a while back, and some other people are editing too. So yeah, let's hope we can get back to a decent schedule again!

In the meantime, feel free to check out the archives for a million trillion hours of past crazy. Also if you have any content to send us, go for it! We always need new stupid things to look at.
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+3 #136 Shanna 2012-11-24 17:22
UGH GUYS!! I love you so much. My sister showed you guys to me and now my man and i listen to you all the time. I just wish you would post more often!!
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+1 #135 Cody 2012-11-23 00:03
Quoting Isfahan:
Careful now, Cody—I'm pretty sure this is how new crazy people get made. Taken as a series, your posts are starting to sound like those journal-format creepypasta stories.


Well, I am from Roswell, New Mexico...
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