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Episode 85: Drowning In A Bucket of Words

READERS: STOG, Portaxx, Adam Bozarth, Isfahan, and Lemon

Edited by Lemon

A bunch of this content was provided by Montrith.

Here is some poetry. It is butt.

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CONTENT READ, IN ORDER
  1. A Juggalo Poem by Sorrowcurse
  2. School School School by BethanyBallet
  3. Kids These Days
  4. I Want Into Mary's Twat by BigBob
  5. The Lonelyness Of The Social Networking Widower by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  6. Rhianna Is A Dickslap! by Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  7. shit by raven.lilith. blackwood (thymorbidmisstrs)
  8. Hippo love by nevski pazza
  9. The Butterchav Effect by nevski pazza
  10. Grrr 2 by nevski pazza
  11. Chris Martin Is Cock by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  12. Well, Fuck Me From For Having A Opinion!! by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  13. Sore Balls by The Marcus De Sade (zenithquasar77)
  14. Lost Verses From The Cypher Siccness by Full-Metal Rebel

MUSIC USED

  • Skinny Puppy - I'mmortal
  • Gang of Four - I Found That Essence Rare

ADDITIONAL FUN

  • Would you believe DeepUndergroundPoetry has more than one poem titled "shit"? Do a search
Last Updated on Tuesday, 06 November 2012 00:26  

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+2 #96 ForTheLoveOfTropes 2012-11-18 12:34
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
Postin' 'bout his mornin'?
Way hay up he rises,
Way hay up he rises,
Way hay up he rises,
Postin' in the morning!
Post his boring life and roar with laughter,
Post his boring life and roar with laughter,
Post his boring life and roar with laughter,
Earl-eye in the mornin'!
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
Postin' 'bout his mornin'?
Get confused at his troper jargon
Get confused at his troper jargon
Get confused at his troper jargon
Earl-eye in the mornin'!
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
What shall ye do with a TVTroper,
postin' 'bout his mornin'!
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+2 #95 ForTheLoveOfUFOs 2012-11-17 18:13
This Troper
Would prefer
To be left alone in a bunker!
This Troper
Would rather
Not talk to anyone in particular!
This troper
Would refer
To his dick with an anime name!
This troper
Would prefer
If real life females weren't so lame!
This troper
Is prettier
Than that bitch who'se more popular!
This troper
Get's a boner
When they talk to a kid on instant messenger!
This Troper!
This Troper!
Is a fai-ailuuuuuure !
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+3 #94 Reginald Charming 2012-11-17 18:02
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
Hey, leave NaNoWriMo alone. It's fun, a way to fire up a very rough novel, and it helps breed good writing habits.

It may encourage regular writing habits (at least for a month), and the concept is not at all without merit, but the community that's sprung up around it is full of Troper Tales veterans reinforcing each other's BS.


Yeah, I may have been a bit vague there. I was mostly responding to Tanny's "Nanowrimo makes me want to set myself on fire" thing. I have never looked at the communities, though I'm totally not going to be surprised at all if it features people saying dumb shit!

THIS TROPER USES ALL THE TROPES IN HIS NANOWRIMO NOVEL BUT STILL SUFFERS FROM THE LACK OF WORDS TROPE. SHAZBOT!
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0 #93 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-17 12:13
Well, however naming the people you quote is supposed to work, I certainly fucked it up... Let's try this again...
Quote:
Cuddlesquid:
That's because you're forgetting that the currency of the nerd economy is attention.
That's only one currency. The other half is anime breast mouse pads; Anime breast mouse pads as far as the eye can see.
Quote:
Cuddlesquid:
Troper Tales veterans
This Troper is a double-anti-sub verted example of Cynical Writer Wearing Khakis, Chibi Anime Stephen King and Dog On A Skateboard!.. Or, wait are those my multiple system personalities?. . I This Troper am is very confused!
This troper will write a novel about my their my life!
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0 #92 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-17 12:10
[quoting Cuddlesquid]Tha t's because you're forgetting that the currency of the nerd economy is attention.
That's only one currency. The other half is anime breast mouse pads; Anime breast mouse pads as far as the eye can see.
[quoting Cuddlesquid]Tro per Tales veterans
This Troper is a double-anti-sub verted example of Cynical Writer Wearing Khakis, Chibi Anime Stephen King and Dog On A Skateboard!.. Or, wait are those my multiple system personalities?. . I This Troper am is very confused!
This troper will write a novel about my their my life!
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+6 #91 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-16 09:43
Quoting A Meat:

I honestly don't understand why be part of a NaNoWriMo "community", it seems to me like something you do for self betterment, and that it's mostly for practicing writing, not for actually getting a novel, that isn't shit, done.

That's because you're forgetting that the currency of the nerd economy is attention.
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0 #90 A Meat 2012-11-16 01:36
Quoting Cuddlesquid:
Quoting Reginald Charming:
Hey, leave NaNoWriMo alone. It's fun, a way to fire up a very rough novel, and it helps breed good writing habits.

It may encourage regular writing habits (at least for a month), and the concept is not at all without merit, but the community that's sprung up around it is full of Troper Tales veterans reinforcing each other's BS.


I honestly don't understand why be part of a NaNoWriMo "community", it seems to me like something you do for self betterment, and that it's mostly for practicing writing, not for actually getting a novel, that isn't shit, done.
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+2 #89 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-16 00:11
Quoting Reginald Charming:
Hey, leave NaNoWriMo alone. It's fun, a way to fire up a very rough novel, and it helps breed good writing habits.

It may encourage regular writing habits (at least for a month), and the concept is not at all without merit, but the community that's sprung up around it is full of Troper Tales veterans reinforcing each other's BS.
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+2 #88 Commisama 2012-11-15 19:49
Quoting FurrTheLoveOfGod:
I wish this had something to do with poetry... Or that could introduce with a poem... But it's a student film about a Furry protagonist, so i thought you guys might like it:
www.youtube.com/.../
haven't watched it all the way through yet, but i think my favorite moment starts at 6:30... You should probably watch the whole thing though.


I don't know about you, but I lost my job when I stopped drawing shitty furry art.
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0 #87 Reginald Charming 2012-11-15 18:11
Hey, leave NaNoWriMo alone. It's fun, a way to fire up a very rough novel, and it helps breed good writing habits.

That being said, this one makes me fucking sad: bestofnanowrimo.tumblr.com/... /...
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0 #86 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-15 11:17
Skub posted:
Quote:
So many of these people seem to use those forums as a poor mans wikipedia... GUYZ TELL ME 'BOUT INDIAN CULTURE PLZ!!! Just look it up, Jesus. or buy a book on amazon or something.
I've got a few books and browser bookmarks for architecture and renaissance and stuff, and I mostly use wikipedia pages of those things for the "references" links. If I need to know something about how cathedrals are made I don't just lazily ask in yahoo answers or on a writing forum...
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0 #85 Tanny 2012-11-15 09:02
Quoting skub:
speaking of terrible literature

bestofnanowrimo.tumblr.com

it's like tv tropes decided to talk about writing a novel so i KNOW you guys would love it
Jesus Please Us, NaNoWriMo makes me want to set myself on fire...
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+1 #84 skub 2012-11-15 00:14
speaking of terrible literature

bestofnanowrimo.tumblr.com

it's like tv tropes decided to talk about writing a novel so i KNOW you guys would love it
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+1 #83 agentanalogue 2012-11-14 02:30
Quoting ForTheLoveOfGod:
Here's a weird thing i just remembered: I'm pretty sure L Ron Hubbard's grand son does poetry slams against scientology... I remember seeing a video of it and being really weirded out.


Yes he did. It was on "Snap Judgement" He has a terrific stage presence.
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+1 #82 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-13 00:24
Here's a weird thing i just remembered: I'm pretty sure L Ron Hubbard's grand son does poetry slams against scientology... I remember seeing a video of it and being really weirded out.
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+13 #81 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-13 00:17
Quoting Zamza:
i think this bizzare poetry slam we got going on is cool and i don't want to stop it. enough.

"Is good to make a
poetry slams in comments!"
saying a Zamza.

-from the Lost Haiku of Hans von Hozel
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+2 #80 a furry sex 2012-11-12 23:24
Quoting Navigator:


I feel bad now for all those crew members in the end credits who will put this on their resume and then never work on another film again.
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0 #79 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-12 22:42
wow, looking back now I've actually made loads of mistakes in that poem... was more tired than I thought...
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+1 #78 Xenomantid 2012-11-12 21:20
Cthulhu in a sombrero, what did Rhianna ever do to Zenithquasar77? Do you think this guy punches holes in his television when he sees a celebrity he doesn't like?
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-2 #77 Zamza 2012-11-12 20:01
im sorry i was actually pretty rude there guys. i think this bizzare poetry slam we got going on is cool and i don't want to stop it. enough.
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+3 #76 Cuddlesquid 2012-11-12 19:04
Quoting Reginald Charming:
I'd rather not do that to actual people's poems, because I consider poetry to be an art of free expression and I go to a poetry writing workshop where we practice tolerance and openness to all things.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stog is a handsome man
With a very large penis.
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0 #75 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-12 18:27
*TO rumble
FFS...
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+1 #74 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-12 18:26
Might not be much of a poet
but ya got that sweet touch and ya know it
that touch what turns everything to comedy gold
never running out of losers to burn and freaks and to scold.
Break the mold
of the boring gamer neckbeard.
Be so bold
as to give the crits these fucks feared.
"Tee Fee Pee El Dot U Ess
Gotta beef wif us?
Could care less!
You wrote that?
What a mess!
Lookitchoo
telling all about the pokesex
Pikachu
getting it in on wit Snorlax "
Super-Effective,
the Fplus is at finding weird shit
Headmates and fictives
all get a turn at the ridiculists feared wit!
Readers assemble
get ready rumble
for the Fplus is here
so give 'em a cheer!
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+3 #73 Reginald Charming 2012-11-12 17:52
Quoting Zamza:
STOG where the hell are you, just look at all this poetry! You frikkin asked for it. You can't just scamper off.


Here's the thing, though: I mainly said that to rile Lemon up, because Lemon (and other people who are friends with me on Steam) knows that I have deep and somewhat educated opinions on video games that I put across not very well. I also have an illustrious video game neckbeard that is stained with Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel and Dorito chip dust.

I'd rather not do that to actual people's poems, because I consider poetry to be an art of free expression and I go to a poetry writing workshop where we practice tolerance and openness to all things. (Obviously I don't subscribe to that message all the way, but I try not to set my bloodshot critical eye on poetic verse since there are many ways of calling something a poem. And also I don't consider myself all that great a poet.)
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+1 #72 Zamza 2012-11-12 17:19
STOG where the hell are you, just look at all this poetry! You frikkin asked for it. You can't just scamper off.

Spiffing episode, as always

(ps I have tried telling my friend's dog that she is a stog, in order to cause metaphysical confusion)
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+2 #71 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-12 16:09
They may go to university
And learn film making, fine by me
But please get better actors
'cause these ones are just horrible!
though with all the other factors
their efforts are quite laudable.
Polishing a turd
is another word
for the time spent
editing this video.
by that I meant
that it's still shitty yo.
My opinion's
been given
and whilst I go on a-livin'
you just put on that wolf head
and call all your brethren
"come to my home stead,
and let's do some some yiffin'!"
..Haven't written a poem since I was 8. Boy, does it show.
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+1 #70 ForTheLoveOfGod 2012-11-12 16:07
Fursecution! cry the furries
whilst we sit back
call them loonies
with a very perverse mind!
Can one be so blind
as to not concur
that to be a Fur
( is that a slur?)
is a sign of repressed childhood memories?
Don't they know deep down
that the reason that we frown
at them and their suits
and their furry boots
is 'cause of how these doods
expressed their very lewd debaucheries?
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+3 #69 Anon 2012-11-12 14:03
Quoting montrith:
Just be careful, change one letter and you're "feeling with vulva" instead.

That's a strange way to read Braille. Just swipe a printed version of "I Want Into Mary's Twat" through like a credit card.
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0 #68 A Meat 2012-11-12 14:00
I might be nerding out now, but if you feel like reading condensed contact embarrassment, try reading the manga "It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular".

I think it's much worse if you're actually a nerd like me, but I can't imagine it as being anything but contact embarrassment.

Speaking of which, I watched the first three minutes of that furry video and was slightly aggravated, but then I skipped to the rotoscoped anthropomorphic overlay on the dudes face, then I hit dislike and closed the tab.
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+2 #67 montrith 2012-11-12 13:36
Quoting Isfahan:

I plugged "myötähäpeä" into Google Translate and it came back with "of shame." Could it be a term for feeling embarrassment on someone else's behalf? That's what "contact embarrassment" means in English.


It's something like that. "Myötä" means with someone/somethi ng and "häpeä" is shame, so literally to feel shame with somebody. It's that feeling you get if you've ever watched an episode of Jersey Shore.

Just be careful, change one letter and you're "feeling with vulva" instead.
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